- Cheap cheap, cheap, cheap.
Hey, what's up, it's Saweetie.
And today, I am doing an expensive taste test with Cosmo.
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Lashes, and I'm a lash girl.
Now I used to wear individuals, but I got tired of
not being able to wash my face all the way.
So,
now,
I wear strips.
Okay, this is a good one,
because they both look like Mink lashes.
However, this band, this band is a little thicker.
Hmm.
You guys are really trying to get me today.
These ones are shedding.
They are definitely starting to shed.
But what I will say, is this one has lashes
that have already shedded off.
And if you've got expensive lashes, your lashes
aren't shedding before your customer gets it.
So I think these ones are more expensive.
I know that's right.
Because expensive lashes are not going to shed
before you get them.
Okay.
So that's a red flag.
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So these are baguettes,
and they kind of look like church windows,
very plain,
but it's a lot more heavier.
I feel like, um.
My precious.
(laughing)
Shout of to all my Lord of The Ring fans.
I really loved Gollum.
He was my favorite character.
These ones kind of look like princess cut diamonds.
This is like princess.
And this is like queen.
And these ones are bigger diamonds.
I'd have to go with this one.
You know, I see grill in those, I see stuff.
They don't call me the icy girl for no reason.
Are these real, can I keep them?
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So, I love my tights.
This one might be a little difficult though.
Because sometimes the thicker the thread count,
the more expensive.
However, if it's mesh,
and it has good hold, it's expensive as well.
Let's see.
That would actually be cute.
Oh wow.
The nails is not ripping through.
The thread count is really high on this one.
Hmm.
Let's see what this is giving.
It's really hard to find great mesh, um,
thigh highs, whatever these are called.
I feel like because they're by the same company,
this one might be more expensive.
So I'm thinking like, they're both good quality.
My nails are not ripping through.
Normally like, cheap tights,
my nails will easily like rip through them things
like Wolverine.
This is definitely $9.
'Cause it's thick.
It's thick and it's easy to make.
This is actually, it gives a smash and that's really hard.
So, my fashion intuition is saying that these ones,
the blue ones, are more expensive.
Am I right?
What?
Hold on.
Are you lying?
This band is more expensive too.
Dang, I really played myself.
Okay, I get a pass.
We all get a pass in life.
I'm using my pass.
So, we just gonna wash that one.
We gonna wash that right now.
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Perfume.
Ew, that stinks.
Let's try this perfume out.
Ew.
Smells like the bottom shelf.
I am not impressed.
(laughing)
This one.
So this is the expensive one.
Yeah, girl.
I got you.
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So, I'm definitely a lip gloss girl.
This has no scent.
Can't really check consistency.
It feels a little thinner.
Hmm.
These itty bitty lip glosses.
How am I supposed to tell?
I need a big mama.
I need to be able to see now,
whipping out the consistency.
That one is this one.
So this one is this one.
And the other one is this one.
This has a thicker consistency.
This is,
slightly
thicker.
This has sparkle in it.
I love me some sparkles.
And you can't really feel the sparkles.
If you can feel the sparkles in a lip gloss,
that means it's cheap.
I'm gonna have to go with this one.
The dark pink one.
I know that's right.
(laughing)
Expensive girl, with expensive taste.
You can't fool me when it comes to perfume or lip glosses.
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Oh, hell no.
Hell no.
These, these nasty old Cheetos.
This is more expensive.
Dang, what the hell?
Hold on, let me take a little sniff.
What's the, what's the brands?
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Do you know, these my old faithfuls.
I don't know what the hell these are.
These might be healthy though,
so they might be more expensive.
Is this a trick question?
Okay, are these ones more expensive?
Are they healthy?
I figured.
These look,
nasty,
but because they have that healthy aura about them,
I knew that they were going to beat out my old faithfuls.
Because the fake healthy chips are always more expensive.
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Now we have some goodie goodie gum drops.
Dang, these look like they made by the same people.
You gotta shake the balls to see if they're expensive.
It has a little ring to it.
Ooh.
These ones hit a little harder.
You gotta juggle the balls to see if they're expensive.
These have a harder click clack to them.
You hear that?
I think these ones are more expensive,
because the sound waves they're producing.
I know that's right.
(laughing)
And the pink ones, the sound was a little muffled.
These ones were like, concise,
and you can hear the little cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap.
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This is my signature candle.
I don't want to tell y'all because it's exclusive
and I don't want nobody biting me.
(laughing)
Okay, so that's that one.
This one overpowered this one.
I was like, this one smell a little funny.
It smells sweet like me.
So I think that's why I like it.
This one smells like The Webster.
I know The Webster has really expensive candles.
One is ninety?
Okay.
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They came in like plastic bags,
and this candle smelled like this candle.
So I was like, hold on, are y'all trying to trick me?
But now that she got some air, she smells regular,
but this one definitely overpowered her.
I want to know what her name is.
'Cause she's definitely more expensive.
Okay, Dior, girl don't be coming at my girl, Voluspa.
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Hi Cosmo, I had such a good time.
Make sure you check out my new song,
featuring Doja Cat, called "Best Friend".
Love you, and I'll see you later.
I'm gonna light my new bestie up.
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