Bob: I fInAlLy LoSt ThEm
NoW lEt'S sEe WhAt KiNd Of LoOt I gOt
*Thud*
HeY wHaT tHe HeCk Is ThAt?
Merch Fairy: Ello!
Bob: Ow
My OvArIeS
WaIt
SMG4?
WhY wErE yOu In ThE bAg?
Merch Fairy: Who is SMG4?
I am the MERCH FAIRY!
And you got the best loot of all!
The Brand New Anime Themed Season II Merchandise!
Bob: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Merch Fairy: Featuring this awesome anime inspired T-Shirt designs like:
The Waluigi Launcher Shirt,
The Cute Tari Shirt,
And The Vintage T-Shirt w/Brand new memes!
We even have This Limited Edition gold print version!
Bob: ThIs Is AwEsOmE!
I aM sO gLaD tHaT I StOlE fRoM tHaT A.S.S bUiLdInG!
Merch Fairy: You don't need to steal them. you can find all these items over at:
But now my people need me!
Merch Fairy AWAY!!!!
[Da PoPo here]
Bob: Oh BaLlS!
Desti: *laughing*
*Octoling language*
*mimicking Meggy*
Octolings: *Beavis and Butthead laughter*
Desti: ?
*Break in*
Luigi: WAAAAH! *Break in*
Tari: Ahh! *Break in*
Meggy: *Inkling language*
Tari: Hehe Luigi: Ohh...
Luigi: Ohh...
[Mario's ded]
(failure)
*le stare*
(facepalm)
Luigi: Wah!
Mario: I can't
feel mah
penis.
Desti: *laughing hysterically*
Octolings: *Beavis and Butthead laughter*
Desti: *savage veemo*
Meggy: *Inkling grunt*
Luigi: *whining*
*Italian gibberish* No.
Tari: Excuse me. Go away!
Desti: *Octoling chuckle*
Ah ah ah!
N U T
*Tari, Luigi, and Mario freaking out*
*Tari, Luigi, and Mario freaking out* Meggy: *angry woomy*
Desti: *snarky veemo*
Meggy: *furious woomy*
Our heroes: *screaming*
Mario: Mama mia! *Italian gibberish*
Meggy: *angry woomy*
Desti: *teasing veemo*
N U T
{go away}
Splatoon!
Tari: Umm. *sighs*
Mario: No problem! Let's a go!
*Humming*
*knock* *knock* *knock*
S'cuse a me.~
[Kabooom!]
AAAAAAAAH!!!
My dick fell off!
*Meanwhile in Mushroom Kingdom*
*slam* Saiko: *Japanese*
Saiko: *Japanese*
*Anime fan running from an A.S.S member*
Saiko: *angry Japanese*
Saiko: *Japanese yelling*
Boopkins: WAIT SAIKO DON'T DO IT!!!
Axol: Oh no! This is bad.
Bob: YeP. yOu Should TrY tHe AnImE sMuGglInG bUsInEsS. iT's GoOd MoNeY LoL
Saiko: *Japanese growling*
SMG4: Alright, Alright. Back it up.
SMG4: Hey, no! She's our friend!
We're gonna save anime.~
[Bitch slap]
SwagMaster: Sad Face :(
Axol: ORAORAORAORAOARORAORAORAORAORAORA
Boopkins: Oh, this is Axol. He can make anime come to life! 'w'
*Bon Appétit♡S nightcore plays in background*
Axol: Come on! Save the anime!
We need to move! C'mon!
Bob: WaIt GuYs I gOt An IdEa!
Old Man Jenkins: Hi there young people, n-
Bob: F**k off!
Old Man Jenkins: Woah!
Bob: WeLl YoU cOmInG oN oR wHaT?
Boopkins: Ah.~
Axol: There you go.~
SMG4: Alright, let's do this!~
Bob: WhO's Up FoR a BuS sInG-a-LoNg?
Everyone else: No! please no!
Luigi: Ohhhhhhhohoho. Awwawawa!
Meggy: *Inkling language*
Tari: Uhhh. Excuse me.
Meggy: *Woomy language*
Shroomy: Remember kids! Drive responsibly.
Mario: Whoa!
O H Y E A H.
Meggy: *furious woomy*
*M̷̝̳͉̀͜ ̵̛̭̱͖͈̟̖̩̹̉͊̐͒͒͐̈́̇̒͘͜Ư̷̪̳̝͚̟͆̿̏̈́̄̈́̅́̓͐͑̋ ̸͔̥͕̉͐Ŕ̴̡̨̦̱̣̳̭̬̣̗̇̀͊͠ͅ ̴̙͍͉̪͔̳͍́́D̸̼̓͂͊͗͗̂̎̈́̂̇̈́͋̕͝ ̸̨̰̜̜͓͑͛́̉̒͛̒̇̽̈̽̚̚͠Ẹ̶̰̣̊͗̆̓̾͌̑̆̽͋̒̕̕ ̴͕̼̭͖̪̞̮̻͍͔̘͖̑̑͊͛͗̓͂͌̉̂R̴̪͔̭͉͕̬̤͔̙̔̽ ̷̨̥͔̮̳̞̓̉̈́̆̋̓͑͗̑́̉͠O̷̩̯͋́͊̓̉̂̓̑̍̚͘̚ ̸̡̛͔̃̍̚͝Ú̶̝̙̲̬͙̮͈̗̻̼̝̃́́͆ ̴̡̞̦̹̺̫͔̣͈͇̝͒̔̽̽̀͑̋͑̄͋͜S̶͇͍̤͍̹̯̍͛͘͜͜ woomy*
[That got dark real fast]
(o k.)
SMG4: *Humming*
Tari: *screaming*
Meggy: *surprised woomy*
*crash*
Mario: Mrph! Hey stinky! *Italian gibberish*
SMG4: Hey man what's the big idea huh?!
.
..
...
Meggy: *excitied woomy* Tari: Woohoo!
*Saiko in pain.*
Mario: SMG4 my boy! Yeah!
SMG4: *yelps* Mario: SMG4 my boy! Yeah!
Mario: SMG4 my boy! Yeah!
Boopkins: Luigi! Luigi: Oh yeah! *laughing*
Luigi: Oh yeah! *laughing*
Bob: YaY bOb YoU'rE bAcK tOo HoOrAy!
Boopkins: So good to see you guys! We were chased by the A.S.S!
Then we lost a lot of anime and The Anime Cartel told us to go to Japan.
So we did and we saw some cool anime and then we went to a maid café!
But that's not important. What's important is we met Axol!
He's gonna unban anime!
Axol: C'mon, C'MON!
Tari: Yay! *giggling like a school girl* Yes!
Meggy: *sad woomy*
Axol: Huh? Meggy: *sad woomy*
Axol: Huh??
Axol: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Interesting.~ Meggy: *surprised woomy*
Axol: Wow! An Inkling!
Meggy: *confused woomy*
Meggy: *curious woomy*
Axol: Heh, heh, heh.
I! AM! AXOL! *chuckling*
Meggy: *confused woomy*
Axol: Eh?
Axol: *chuckling in embarrassment* We can do this!
Meggy: *Inkling language*
Boopkins: Please Meggy it would mean so much to me!
And also if we don't unban anime Saiko won't be able to stay here!
Saiko: *acting like a tsundere*
Tari: Oh No! Huh?
Meggy: *sad woomy*
*motivated woomy*
*deadpan woomy*
Axol: Ugh. How bothersome.
Mario: Mama mia!
*Italian gibirish* (And Mario just break the fourth wall)
Saiko: *Japanese*
*Japanese*
Axol: Ok, fine.
[That's far off.]
[That's spot on.]
[What?]
[I got nothing.]
Let's do this!
Uh...Hang on.
Meggy: H E H E B O O I I I.
Desti: *disappointed veemo*
F**KING RING! RING! RING!
Woomy Intruder alert! Woomy Intruder alert!
Octoling: INNCOOMIINGGG!
Desti: WAT?!
[Time to fight back for real this time!]
Desti: *furious veemo*
LET'SSSSS DO IIIIIIIIIIIITT!
Meggy: *Inkling language*
Axol: Aha!
Boopkins: Ah!
*Snorlax in pain*
Mario: Oh come on already! *Italian gibberish* *Snorlax in pain*
SMG4: Mario you dumbass! Come on!!
Mario: Here we go!
*S L A P﻿*
Mario: ᴼʰ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵍᶦᵛᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˡᵒᵒᵏ.
OOF!
OH NOOOO!
Octoling: 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝘼𝙎𝙎!
Mario: Ahh!
*screaming*
Whoa! What's going on here?
Saiko: Konichiwa.~
Meggy: *determined woomy*
Mario: A yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss!
Octoling: I missed.
Desti: ＹＯＵ＇ＲＥ ＤＥＡＤ ＳＯＮ！！！
*Meggy , Mario, Saiko, and Tari screaming*
[ded]
SMG4: AAAAHH! The power of [Hideo Kojima] compels you!
[ded]
Axol: *chuckles*
(POW!)
Desti: ?
[Ka]
[BEWWWWWWWWWWWWWM!!!]
[DED]
Meggy: *angry woomy*
Desti: *conniving veemo*
Meggy: *confused woomy*
Desti: *mischievous veemo*
Meggy: *curious woomy*
Desti: *nefarious veemo*
[Nani!?]
Mario: No! *Italian gibberish* *sigh* Mama mia...
Meggy: *Inkling language*
Oh, shet...
Mario: Boing!
Ohoo! Hello! It's your boy Mario! Here we go!!!
O
KI
DOKIE!
Desti: *serious veemo*
Meggy: *serious woomy*
Mario: Three!
Mario: Tooooooooooooooo
Luigi: Ooohhhhhhhhhhh...
Mario: Oooaaaaaaaaannnnnnneeeee
[NANNIII?!]
Meggy: *In slow-mo* W-O-O-M-Y~
Desti: Say what?
AH!
Meggy: *victorious woomy*
Mario: Game over!
Axol: ORAORAORAORAORAORA
几卂尺ㄩㄒㄖ!!! (Translation: How many feet!!!)
Desti: *dazed veemo*
*angry veemo*
Meggy: *teasing woomy*
(get rekt)
Desti: *Octoling screaming*
Mario: Eat my hot Italian sausage!
Tari: Woohoo! Yes! *giggling*
Luigi: Oh yeah! *laughing* Go weegee! Go weegee!
Meggy: *joyful woomy*
Saiko: *Japanese*
SMG4: Hey! Watcha doin'?
Axol: Inkopolis…
SMG4: Hmm?
(Wait... WHAT?)
Bob: MaN! I FeEl LiKe I hAvEn'T sAiD a WoRd ThIs WhOlE ePiSoDe!
AnYoNe ElSe FeEl ThAt? (no.)
<-TO BE CONTINUED