- Devi, I like you.
All right, I really do.
But we either do this in secret at all.
- Wait, wait, what?
(upbeat music)
- Paxton.
- Good morning, Ben.
Good morning, Paxton.
So nice to see both of you on this fine day.
- She's totally in a love triangle.
- [Devi's Thoughts] Just go, just go.
- Showtime.
♪ 'Cause I know I know for sure ♪
♪ I'm gonna get what I came here for ♪
♪ Yeah I know Yeah I know for sure ♪
- I'm here to have sex with you.
- Woe!
(digital network beeping)
- What about Ben?
- I'm sort of a low key man of mystery.
- [Ben's Thoughts] I'm weird.
I'm a weirdo.
I don't fit in and I don't wanna fit in.
(beeping)
- Well, I won't be able to walk again tomorrow
because I'm about to go get railed.
Peace out Virgin.
(playful staccato music) - 'Sup?
(Devi screams)
Ow, goddammit!
- Shit, are you okay?
(playful staccato music)
- Did you just smell me? - No.
(playful staccato music)
Later skater.
- What?
(playful staccato music)
- It's just, just awkward, isn't it?
If you would ever consider
having sex with me?
Oh my God, I'm such an idiot, I'm so sorry.
I can't believe I just did that.
- Yeah.
(upbeat symphonic music)
I'm down.
- There's makeup sex tonight!
- [Announcer] 10 minutes later.
- Actually, I don't think that's a good idea anymore.
It just got weird, you know?
- Does that window open?
Because I'm about to jump out of it.
(digital network beeping)
- I promise I'm a changed woman.
From now on I'm as chill as a slurpee, bro.
(glass breaking)
(water splashing)
(group gasping)
- I'll believe that when I see it.
- So you don't think I'm crazy?
- No, I think you're crazy, but in a good way.
♪ Hallelujah ♪
- That's why it's cool we're friends.
(dramatic gloomy music)
- It was the worst experience.
It was horrible, horrible, horrible.
(guy exhaling and coughing)
(beeping) (Davi groaning)
- Aye! - Yeah!
(Davi chirping)
Were you waiting for me?
- No, I was just chillin'.
- [Synthesized Voiceover] Yeah, sure.
Outside of my house, but okay.
I hope he's not snoring.
(Paxton snoring) There we go.
- You look puffy.
- [Synthesized Voiceover] Thanks bestie.
Exactly what I needed to hear.
- It's less boring with you.
- [Synthesized Voiceover] The moment he unfriends zones me,
the wedding is back on.
- There's a boy here?
Oh, you're handsome!
- Right now, It kind of feels like everyone
in my life is just done with me.
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
- Sorry.
Forget I said that.
That was.
(dramatic symphonic music)
(men screaming)
- I love straight people.
(beeping) - And then did God knows what,
with this boy in his car?
- All we did was kiss.
(Belgium girl gasping)
- Oh, shit!
- What!
- [Synthesized Voiceover] This is a I am going to die.
- Great decision-making.
Why don't you just let this idiot knock you up?
(man and woman gasping)
- Move! - Okay.
It's studying not tango class.
Tell me more, Doctor walking HPV infection.
Get the hell outta here.
- [Synthesized Voiceover] I came here to have a good time,
but I feel pretty attack right now.
(vinyl record scratching) - No laughing.
- Mom!
- I am going to create an environment that is so.
- [Synthesized Voiceover] Anti Paxton.
(beeping)
- Isn't it a little messed up for you to act like my mom?
Why?
- I don't know, because we used to hook up.
- That's was pretty hot.
("Law and Order Theme Chime")
(beeping)
(upbeat symphonic music)
- Would you wanna go to the dance with me?
(upbeat symphonic music)
- Please don't say, no, because I will kill you.
- Sorry, but, no.
(dramatic music)
- [Synthesized Voiceover] There it is, don't cry, don't cry.
Damn, I'm already crying.
Alexa, this is so sad.
Play "Trader" by Olivia Rodrigo.
- I mean, it's crazy when you think about it, right?
You and me, I mean, there's no way it would've worked out.
We just don't make any sense.
You know?
(lady screaming) (chair crashing)
- [Synthesized Voiceover] Four hours
and three breakdowns later.
(somber piano music)
♪ So you walk away ♪
(car tires screeching)
♪ Couldn't make you stay ♪
- Devi, Devi!
Devi, are you okay?
You look great, okay?
Now you're gonna go in there,
- Yup.
You look like a million bucks!
Yeah, and you're gonna (car tires screeching)
slay it.
(Beeping) - Of course it's him.
It's always been him.
- What!
- No, it hasn't.
After he took her to Malibu, she wanted to choose you.
(dramatic symphonic music)
- Bet you didn't see that one coming, did you?
(dramatic symphonic music)