Come on, Kostas!
James Milner!
Scouser!
Please, please, please.
What's going on?
That was terrible, terrible.
Call Yourself A Teammate? Well, that's what we're going to find out today.
With the club's trading teammate ThinkMarkets,
we're going to find out how well the boys know their own teammates.
Hey!
Yeah, we're competition.
YEAH!
The first round is really simple. We're going to show you pictures and audio
of your current teammates, yeah?
They might be childhood pictures...
Oh... Oh-ho!
What's going on?!
DIOGO: Who is that?
- Thiago Alcantara. - Alcantara.
NUBAID: The outfit, man.
I love the outfit.
You were born aged 15 already?
The first to buzz and get the answer correct wins the points.
- Make sense? - Yeah.
James Milner!
Which of your teammates is this?
- Arnold. - No.
There's two Scousers in the team.
Yes?
- Curtis. - Yes!
DIOGO: It doesn't look like Curtis.
Think there's three Scousers - me also, no?
DIOGO: We have the Greek Scouser.
Sorry, my bad, my bad!
That's why I couldn't answer, man!
This one will be interesting.
So this is a place...
Which player could we relate to this place?
- Yes, Thiago? - Mohamed Salah.
Yes! Do you know the place?
Nagrig.
Yeah, knowledge. Onto the next one.
Where do they use this currency?
Colombia. Luis Diaz, por favor, hermano!
Por favor, Luis Diaz.
This next one, you need to listen closely.
OK.
RECORDING OF PLAYER SINGING
Ox?
No?!
Ah, I know!
Fabinho.
Ahh, yes!
He was making a joke of this.
Caoimhin. Yes, it's Caoimhin.
Kelleher!
It's Caoimhin's sister?
Wow.
Onto the next one...
- Virgil van Dijk. - Yes.
YES!
What does that say though, do you know?
"Rustig" is "chill out".
"Calm as you like."
Yes!
This deserves extra points, by the way, I have no clue what that means and I get it right.
And I can't see the screen because of your big head.
- Alright, currency. - Minamino.
Ahhh.
I put together...
OK, I'll decide here. If you can name the currency, you can have the point.
- Yen. - It's yen!
- Thiago's point. - Sorry, mate!
KOSTAS: No worries, pal.
Yes? You need to know the answer!
Ibou, Ibrahima Konate.
Yeah.
Who is this?
Wow.
Eh, Joe Gomez.
Yes!
Because of his son.
He shares the same box as my family, that's why.
He looks like him.
This is Spain, no?
It's not Spain. They have a very strong accent in this place.
Robertson.
I'm making it so easy for you!
Alright, this time you need to listen.
RECORDING OF PLAYER SINGING IN FRENCH
- Sadio Mane. - No.
Naby Keita!
You gave me the assist, bro!
'Ey up...
I have the same accent as this guy.
- Jordan Henderson. - No!
James Milner.
Waiting for this one the whole show!
The whole show.
Oh, my God.
It's OK, next one.
Bonus point.
Who's this fella?
Henderson?
Jürgen Klopp.
Every time. It's Jürgen Klopp.
I thought we were playing players.
I will make a formal complaint after this.
Alright, scores on the doors...
Thiago is running the show.
I think it's because he's older than us, you know?
No, more experienced - I give you the first choice,
when you miss I say, "OK, one less."
It's not fair!
How does he get a point then?
Wait-wait-wait.
Thank you!
This round has changed a little bit, now you're up against the clock,
you have 30 seconds to name a certain amount of things.
Thiago, as the leader...
A question about a person who's actually in the room -
can you name every team Mr Diogo Jota has scored against for Liverpool?
18 to name. Diogo, you cannot help Thiago.
Wait-wait-wait.
No, you're thinking already!
Start the clock, let's go!
Chelsea, City...
Em... Watford...
Premier League...
- Come on, you've got 10 seconds. - Champions League, eh...
Which team is Premier League?
No, he said all competitions.
But you have to say the name, bro.
Milan, no?
Thank you! That was terrible, terrible.
NUBAID: That was really, really bad.
Diogo, you will take this question on.
There's a total of 17 and you have 30 seconds.
Eh... Mali?
No, Guinea?
THIAGO: Burkina Faso.
THIAGO: Iceland.
Canada.
KOSTAS: USA. THIAGO. Guatemala.
12? What 12?!
I'm sorry, Kostas, this is the toughest question of all of them.
There's 18 to name.
At least get yourself right.
You ready? Let's get the time started.
Eh...
Sunderland.
Sunderland is right, by the way!
Sunderland, yeah?
Henderson.
Time's up.
It's a hard one.
DIOGO: Six? So close to Thiago.
So close, so far, bro.
So that was a point each for a correct answer? Oh, lovely.
NUBAID: Still two rounds, Kostas, long way to go.
I'll try my best for you now.
Round three and we're hopefully going to be finding out a little more
about your teammates and how you view them.
We're going to give you the names of your teammates
and your challenge is to describe them as best as possible...
How do you get points?
..but you can't reveal their nationality or name, so you have to do an impression.
You have 30 seconds and you've got to be quick.
You need to work as a team here, please.
No, we're competition!
Kostas, are you ready?
Fabi.
I can't do anything else, bro.
You can speak as well!
John Achterberg, bro.
Ahh...
Achterberg!
You are killing us.
I did like this, what do I have to do?
And the last is...
This guy has the same hairstyle as me, similar.
Time.
Elliott, Elliott.
Where you find Fab, bro?
Because you make like this, without hair, and like this, so I say Fab.
Let's go, let's go.
HE SPEAKS FRENCH
Ibou!
- Moto! - No.
He shares a box with me.
Adrian San Miguel del Castillo.
Ah, Modelo.
Caoimhin, because of the...long hair.
You did like this, Modelo.
James Milner!
I hope! If he's here I will be smiling.
Uh, big guy...
James Milner!
San Miguel de Castillo!
- Time. - Bobby Firmino!
- It was already time. - It counts, no?
Not for you, bro, it counts for him, not you.
For this round I want to up the points to give Kostas a chance, a real chance.
This is the true test of a teammate, we want to know who's the most popular out of you guys.
We want to see who can get something from a teammate not in the room.
The challenge is to go out of the room, ask a teammate to sing a line from your own song,
from the Liverpool fans.
Go out, find a player and the player must sing YOUR song.
I have no song, bro.
Make a song up on the way there.
If all of you come up with a song, then I will judge who gets the best line.
Who starts, the last one?
We'll let Thiago, the middle one, go first.
DIOGO: The experienced guy, you see?
He will tell the others to run away.
Hendo, I'm in a challenge now, downstairs, and you have to sing my song...
Whilst I’m eating?
What challenge is it?
It’s a challenge that you have to sing my song. I have 30 seconds!
♫ Thiago... Thiago Alcantara... ♫
Thank you, mate, thank you.
Main man in the building, he got the song.
Ibou! I need your help, my friend.
In the middle of a competition!
Please sing my song.
HENDO: He doesn't know it! - Your song?
You don't know my song?!
You!
HENDO: We've got a Scouser.
No-one? Seriously?
I don't know, they don't know...
Harvey!
Sing my song, please!
♫ He wears the No. 20
♫ He will take us to victory... ♫
Thank you!
HENDO: Did he know it?
Yes, of course, everyone knows it.
You know what Trent did to me? He pretended he was on the phone.
- Come on, Kostas! - Wait, wait, wait.
Scouser!
You have to sing one song for me, please.
- I'm not singing! - No, please, please.
Bro, please, I have to win!
I'm not singing a song!
Bro, you have to sing one song, for me to win.
Your song? Have you got a song?
No, no, one whatever, bro.
The Greek Scouser song?
Sing, one song, I have to win, bro.
Whatever you like, bro, sing.
Ibou!
Come on, bro!
I did Thiago.
I'm doing it for Thiago.
Bro, please, whatever.
No, no...
- Freestyle. - I need to rap?
Freestyle, OK, OK...
♫ Kostas, uhh...
HE RAPS IN FRENCH
It counts, no?
I think I win!
Who did you get to sing?
- Ibou. - Ibou sang?
I think mine was the best, because it was new, he made it up at the time,
and I think Ibou was unbelievable.
No-one? Seriously?
Alright, it's a tough one. Diogo, I don't think you won this one, unfortunately.
It's between Thiago and Kostas.
We gave you a real chance, Kostas, we gave you a real, real chance.
The fact that you went and got the captain...
Kostas, don't look at me like that, please.
On that basis I think Thiago is today's winner,
you can truly call yourself the Ultimate Teammate.
Do you agree with this, Kostas?
No. Do you?
No, not at all.
You think you should have won or Kostas should have won?
Of course I should have won!
I don't know...
His song is, "Thiago...Thiago Alcantara."
It's not something difficult, everybody knows it.
I have no song, man, you have to think, to rap it.
There was three other rounds, you didn't win them!
Thank you for your time today, lads, that was very, very good fun.
I am sorry, Kostas, Diogo as well.
Congratulations, Thiago,
and thanks to ThinkMarkets, the official trading partner of Liverpool FC
and your trading teammate.
For me, the winner is James Milner.