A mark.
B mark.
Man, this place is actually pretty nice.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, it's very charming.
[BANG]
Oh, whoa, dude!
Should we do that again?
[INAUDIBLE]
Don't you think?
Oh, yeah, it's very charming, very, very quaint.
Yeah.
[BANG]
- Are you fucking kidding me? - OK.
Right away. Right away.
B mark.
Very quaint.
[BANG]
Whoa!
[LAUGHTER]
This is an unbreakable vase, dude!
Is this is a joke?
Very, very charming.
[BANG]
Fuck you!
[LAUGHTER]
I can't break the fucking thing.
How is this unbreakable?
Let's get something different.
[THEME MUSIC]
He wants to be you getting banged by me at your apartment.
[LAUGHS]
Oh, my god, I know what it is.
Oh, this is sick.
But I think he wants to be you having sex with me in my butt.
[LAUGHTER]
This is Gladys.
She's going to be playing the piano instead of me tonight.
What?
Yes, and I lived through the Coolidge administration.
And I never thought that I would ever be, at my 99 years of age,
being with such beautiful people.
[INAUDIBLE] I love that.
All right.
Now, she knows all of the songs. Everything's fine.
OK? - Why?
Why?
There's a little last-minute ditty that happens, OK?
And so, Gladys, can you just get out there
and get us started please?
I'll try.
Yeah, well, don't try just do, OK?
You've been snipping at me all morning.
And you've been told-- you told me the Coolidge story like 100
times.
Oh, quiet down.
Come on, girl, let's get this going.
Oh, god, I think I'm going to throw up.
Come on.
I can't do this. - OK, I'm losing my cool too--
[INAUDIBLE]
--a little bit.
Settle down.
[LAUGHTER]
Settle down.
Oh, I've been through the Coolidge administration.
But I never thought, at my 99 years of age,
I would be with such beautiful people.
OK, Gladys, we-- we don't have time for like just go--
Well, take time.
Well, don't snip at me.
You've been snipping at me all-- no, don't give me the shush.
Don't you give me the shush.
[LAUGHTER]
All right. Come back.
Come back. That's good.
Wait, wait, wait.
So for you, for several years, I've
been in complete charge of pretty much everything
in my life.
That's actually-- [INAUDIBLE]
OK.
It's kind of a general statement more than a--
That-- that's actually-- that's actually me.
I've sort of-- I sort of have a grasp on what I'm
doing on a day-to-day basis.
[LAUGHS]
Well, that's-- that's good.
That's good.
OK, work history, again, it's just 2006 to 2007.
Liaisons in business-- we both treat
our work as if it was the most important things in our lives.
OK.
2005 to 2006, education, odd jobs here and there.
[LAUGHTER]
OK.
And then we have 2005 to 2006 education.
[LAUGHS] Sorry [INAUDIBLE]
What does that mean?
I don't know.
No, it was a very educational year.
And we did many odd jobs.
Here and there.
[LAUGHTER]
Wait, do that again.
Do that again.
2005 to 2006 education.
All year.
OK, two years.
[LAUGHTER]
It just says odd jobs here and there.
- [INAUDIBLE] - OK.
You're cracking me up, man.
I'm sorry.
OK. You know what?
Let's just go.
The last thing is education, 2005 to 2006,
odd jobs here and there.
Here and there.
[LAUGHS] Wait.
[INAUDIBLE] Here and there, but mostly here.
And there.
OK.
[INAUDIBLE]
[THEME MUSIC]
- Whoa! - Hey!
- Come on! - What the hell are you doing?
OK, my face right now--
oh, OK.
OK.
It's, yeah, OK.
[LAUGHTER]
That one was in my eye.