Hazaa brothers!
How goes it?
Oh hey Thor.
You seem troubled. Why?
Did you hear the news?
Yes! I can't believe Jane is coming back.
It's gonna be -
We weren't nominated for Best Picture!
Sayeth WHAAAAAAATTTTT?!?
How is that possible?
Literally everyone was in it.
We know.
But we had the most financially successful and
critically acclaimed movie arc of all time.
Yep.
The payoff of 21 films
coming together in an emotionally stirring way.
Yeah.
That left audiences totally satisfied!
Not all of us were satisfied.
Go away Thanos. Nobody likes you anymore.
Aaaaawe. It was my time.
It's not fair!
The Academy just hates super hero movies.
Yes. They never nominate super heroes.
That'd be crazy right?!
I got fat for that movie!
Do you know how hard that is for me?
How can you not nominate us? We are the Avengers!
What could the nominees possibly have that we don't?
1917. A World War.
Pppphhh. We had an INFINITY WAR.
Oh I did like the acting in that one though.
Ford v Ferrari. Men obsessed with automobiles.
Have they even seen my car collection?
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Altering History.
We altered history! We literally went back in time to save everyone!
Except me.
Oh yeah. Except Black Widow.
And I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for that stupid rat!
Parasite.
You know I'm going to be honest with you, I actually haven't seen this one.
Same here. Subtitles are hard.
I'm too lazy to read.
The Irishman. Martin Scorsese's 3 hour gangster epic.
Oh yeah.
Delightful.
Pure cinema.
Whatever the opposite of a theme park is... it was that.
Little Women. Young women challenging the status quo.
We have strong women! They had a huge girl power scene and everything!
That's what I'm saying.
Marriage Story. A movie where Kylo Ren fights with -
GASP
WHAT?!
What? I like to fight around.
You were nominated and not us!
Not cool Natasha. Hulk sad!
Apparently we should have just screamed at each other for two hours.
Relax. It's probably just a fluke or something.
JoJo Rabbit. Starring -
GASP
AGAIN?!
You can't be serious.
What is happening here?
Another one?
They love me! They really love me!
I actually like the JoJo one. I think the directing is magnificent.
Yeah. Any movie that makes fun of Nazis is okay in my book.
I think that one should win.
Any other nominations?
And finally... Joker.
What?! The clown maniac!
Why would they nominate a villain for an Oscar?
I think you mean 11 nominations.
EVIL LAUGH.
Unbelievable!
This is ridiculous!
Who let him in here?
Was it HER?
Well this just makes me sad.
If you don't mind I'm going to go dry my tears with our billions and billions of dollars.
Yeah I'll join you.
Good news everyone! We're nominated for an Academy Award!
What, really?
Don't do that. Don't give me hope.
Tell us adolescent arachnid.
We got nominated for best visual effects!
Oh wow!
Story of my life!
Big surprise.
Whoopity doo!
It's all thanks to me.
It's just not the same.