My new single "Mind Blank No Thoughts"
is out now.
The link is in the description,
so you need to go stream the hell out of it.
Obviously.
Hello underachievers!
Before I get into this video I just want to let you guys know that my tour,
two of the tour dates, the London and the Manchester show
are sold out!
So you can't get tickets to that anymore,
BUT
if you were thinking of going to the London show
and then you couldn't, because it sold out too quick,
it sold out in under an hour,
what the hell?!
If you couldn't get tickets because you were too young,
you were under 14,
then we have another show that's going ahead in Hitchin,
which is like, 30 minutes away from Central London,
So if you live in London, or near London,
you can get to Hitchin.
It's just a warm-up show, we're playing a rehearsal show,
we have three days of rehearsal in Hitchin, and we decided,
"oh, wouldn't it be nice and cool if we just opened up on the last night
"and we made it into a gig and a show, so you can watch us?"
So, yes, if you are, you know, over the age of eight years old,
then you are welcome at Hitchin,
just be aware that if you're under 16, you need to bring an adult with you.
It'll be fun and chill and we can hang out afterwards or before,
I don't really know what's happening with it, but the tickets are in the description below,
so grab one.
Oh, yes!
I have an editor now!
It's Jamp!
The Jamp from Sci Guys!
He's now editing my videos because I have no time to do that myself.
So yeah, you've read the title,
I am going to be looking at trans Tik Toks today.
There's a likelihood that you're trans if you watch this,
but there's also a likelihood that you will like Tik Tok.
So, today we're going to be combining the two.
Never been done before,
ever,
by anyone.
Including me.
So we've got this Tik Tok.
Up until very recently, I did not know that "T4T" was a thing.
If you don't know what "T4T" is,
it's when you're trans
and you prefer to date other trans people.
Which is understandable.
I had just not heard that terminology before.
So if you don't know what that means, now you know.
- "T4T"?
No.
I'm "NBND4NBND"
"NBND4NBND"
I don't know what "NBND4NBND" means.
"Non-binary and dying for non-binary and dying".
We'll see.
Let's figure it out, shall we?
So we've got...
I assume two non-binary people.
I assume from the context of "NB" and "NB".
So we got non-binary people playing with--
I understand.
That was a funny joke.
I enjoyed that.
"Non-Binary NeuroDivergent For Non-Binary NeuroDivergent".
The neuro...
The...
The... Neuro...
No!
The neurodivergent!
I gathered from the fact that they're playing with fidget toys,
of which I have several.
I am "TND4M&..."
Wuh.
I'm trying to say that I'm trans neurodivergent and I like men and women
and probably non-binary people too.
I'm not sure.
I've not really delved into that.
Next TikTok.
- Oh, no!
I have to take a shower, but I have severe gender dysphoria
seeing myself without clothes would make me uncomfortable!
Valid. - What am I gonna do?
I never did that.
I've never done that.
Have you guys done that?
Have any of you done that?
Would that not feel dreadful?
Is this a joke?
I don't know if this is a joke.
Do people shower with their clothes on because they feel dysphoric about themselves?
I assume some people do.
I like slept with a binder several times.
Do NOT sleep with a binder,
EVER.
Don't follow in my footsteps,
but why do trans people wear dungarees?
Do you think we just gravitate towards dungarees?
Because I and every trans person I know ever enjoys dungarees.
Is it because they've seen other trans people wear dungarees?
Am I continuing the cycle of trans guys wearing dungarees?
I won't stop!
- Oh, I'm super straight.
I'm only attracted to women who can bear me children, babe.
That's called a breeding kink.
And it's not a sexuality.
It's a breeding kink.
Being super straight is not a sexuality,
it's a kink.
And that's why they say "no kink at pride"!
I understand!
I don't want to kink shame,
but is it that the idea of impregnating somebody gets you off
and that's like, a kink?
Because are there gay men with breeding kinks?
Like, is that possible?
Do you think that's possible?
Just a question.
- Hey, what's up?
I'm Ezra, nice to meet you.
- Hey! I'm--
- I...
I hate you.
Not to give it away.
I know like, I've made so many videos being like,
"my birth name is Olivia, my birth name's Portia,
"my birth name's Jessica".
I don't have a birth name.
I WAS NEVER BORN.
I know I've made a lot of videos about my birth name
and I still haven't revealed it,
but I have never met somebody with my birth name
and I don't know what I would do,
because it's odd!
I used to feel very, very, very anxious whenever I heard that name.
And I used to feel very anxious when I heard the name "Noah",
because I was "Noah" online, but I was someone else offline,
and it was very odd hearing the name "Noah",
because I was like, "oh [ ], they know my name's 'Noah',
"they know I'm a guy and they're gonna hate crime me or something".
So, next Tik Tok.
We have Left At London.
I love her.
What did she do?
What was the Vine she did?
She was the "haha, I do that".
- Haha, I do that.
That is her.
I LOVE HER!
Anyway, she's trans.
Tik Tok, that's what we're doing.
- Hey there, what are your pronouns?
- Oh, I'm cis. I don't have pronouns.
- No pronouns?
Damn, another victim of gender identity theft.
That's like that, you know?
That... Oh, my God, Americans don't know it!
Or maybe, it is also in America and I just think it's a British thing,
but when you were at the cinema, before you were going to watch a movie,
there was always an advert being like:
"You wouldn't steal a car, so don't steal movies!"
It's like that, but with gender.
You wouldn't steal a gender!
But you would, though, wouldn't you?
Because all of you are in my [ ] comments and in my IG directs being like,
"Noah Finnce, give me your gender".
"Noah Finnce, my beloved, hand over your gender".
I won't!
- You know, there's a lot of people in my mentions that think that I am FTM.
I'm not.
A year or two ago,
this would have given me massive dysphoria,
but now,
it makes me feel like a powerful butch.
Like, yeah, you're clocking me, but you CANNOT tell what time it is.
I love her.
She's the best.
Yeah, I get a lot of comments of people who do not like me for some reason.
It's because I'm trans.
Because I'm trans is the reason.
I get a lot of people in my comments being like,
"you'll never be a woman, like, even if you try like,
"you have a man's voice, you have a beautiful masculine face,
"you have like, washboard abs, your legs and your beard is so beautiful".
I have people in my comments saying that all the time.
They're like, "you'll never be a woman"
And they're right.
And I love it so much.
I love confusing people.
But yeah!
A lot of the time I will make a video and the word "trans" will be in the title
and so many people will be like,
"oh, you'll never be a woman".
"You'll never be a woman, you look like a man".
And it's just... It's just really confusing to me, personally,
because,
I'm in a video.
My name is Noah.
I am, you know, not looking like a lady.
It doesn't even look like I'm trying to look like a lady,
and not that you have to try and pass, but, in what world would they look at me and be like,
"oh, he's trying to be a girl".
I guess maybe some people would.
"How men act when I tell them my pronouns".
- Dude, what is he saying?
Oh, no!
"I didn't mean to offend you, I just see you as you are, a girl".
That is-- WHY?
See, like-- Oh, my God!
One thing that is really, really, really irritating:
Not to be a conspiracy theorist,
but I have a theory that cis people make being trans a bigger deal than trans people do
because, I have this thing like,
you know when you come out as trans, you're out as trans,
it's very new and people [ ] up your pronouns?
The [ ] lengths people go to to apologize for accidentally misgendering you
is so embarrassing!
Like, when people accidentally misgender me,
they're like, "oh, Noah, did this, she went over there--"
They're like, "oh, no, sorry! He! I didn't mean "she"!
"You're a-- I'm really sorry! I didn't mean to say that--
"Oh, I feel so bad and, you know, like, it's all really new to me and like,
"I didn't mean it at all and like, I see you as a man, look you like a man".
They make the biggest deal.
All you have to say is:
"Oh, [ ], he".
It's all you [ ] have to say!
You don't have to go on this like, whole thing, like,
"oh, I just see you as a girl, like,
I'm sorry, like, it's just like, confusing to me..."
I don't care. Like, I don't care.
I really don't.
"I'm not transphobic, you're just too feminine,
"so it's hard to call you they/he".
See, I understand like, looking at somebody and automatically assuming their gender,
because everybody does it and you're lying if you say you don't.
You're simply a liar.
The whole like, "don't assume gender" thing,
sure, I understand.
You should not.
You should not like, assume outwardly
and be like, "oh that is a girl, I think".
You know, you shouldn't do that.
But, in your brain, you see a person, you're automatically categorizing them,
like that's natural.
What I don't understand is telling somebody:
"Oh, sorry, I can't say your pronouns because you look like this to me".
I understand when somebody you know changes their pronouns.
It's difficult to be like, "oh, wait, but I already associate you with these pronouns".
I understand that, but, you know what?
After doing it for a while, it's very easy.
The words just slip right out of your mouth.
They/them. Like, they did this, they did that.
It's not hard.
You just get used to it and it's very easy to tell when you're not trying.
- Okay!
"7-Eleven now offering free sex reassignment surgery at select locations".
What?!
Gender confirmation surgery to be made available at 7-Eleven--
Is this a... Is this like an insurance thing?
Where, if you work at 7-Eleven, they'll cover your surgery costs?
Because that is not the way this is being said.
The way this is worded makes it sound like, you're just going to 7-Eleven and be like,
"oh, please cut off the titty, please!
"Please, no titties, 7-Eleven!"
I am assuming that's what this Tik Tok will be saying.
- Hello, welcome to 7-Eleven.
- Hi, $25 for pump four, a slushy
and one free vagina.
- Okay, coming right up!
Oh, okay!
I didn't see the scissors.
Am I gonna have to google what's going on with 7-Eleven and surgeries?
I guess I am.
I typed in "7-Eleven trans surgery"
and the second link that came up was:
"How intelligent transgender women went from privileged to attempted 7-Eleven axe murder".
What?!
"A transgender woman who tried to murder three strangers with an axe
"had a privileged upbringing and was a high achiever in school".
Okay, this is not relevant.
Don't murder people with axes at 7-Eleven.
I guess we'll never know.
I guess 7-Eleven provides trans surgeries now.
Good for them.
You know what?
I love a good conversation about periods.
I don't like specifically answering questions where people on the Internet are just like,
"oh, do you serve your period?"
Like, "how heavy is it, tell me".
I don't like that.
I love having conversations with women about periods,
because they always forget .
Ether, I talk to a woman who doesn't know I'm trans about periods,
catches her off guard, absolutely fine.
But also, I talk to like people that do know I'm trans and then
they get confused why I'm talking about periods,
but I love talking about periods.
Periods suck!
It's a shared experience of sucking!
But there's just so much to talk about when it comes to periods.
Like, you know,
not knowing you're on your period and then like,
bleeding everywhere.
I'm gonna not talk about it now,
because I know that's gonna make people uncomfortable,
but it's fun
in certain contexts,
if you know what I mean.
You know what?
I sometimes forget that, for non-binary people,
there are so many legal documents where they just can't say they're non-binary.
Isn't that odd?
I know why!
I know why it wasn't a thing.
Non-binary people existed when the Wii was brought out,
but yeah, that is a very funny Tik Tok.
So this is a Tik Tok where somebody had commented:
"Non-binary doesn't exist".
When I assume a non-binary person's Tik Tok.
Let's see what happens!
- Non-binary people don't need your validation and--
I know I said on several occasions and I will
continue to say that American accents are not attractive,
but I find Southern accents attractive
and I'm not sure why, but they're attractive.
- Non-binary people don't need your validation and transgender people don't need congratulations.
And it shouldn't bother you what's in my pants,
'cause you would never stand a chance.
Valid.
Let's... What's it called?
Let's dissect this, right?
So, "non-binary people don't need your validation"?
Correct.
"Transgender people do not need congratulations".
Do you know what's really annoying?
It's when you come out and, suddenly, people think you're brave.
They're like, "oh, my God, you're trans, you're so brave!"
Like, why am I brave?
That does not make me brave.
- Shouldn't bother you what's in my pants 'cause you would never stand a chance.
But also, yeah, I could speak about this for years and years and years
and I would still feel annoyed about it, but it's WEIRD that people care
about what is in trans people's underwear.
That's weird, right?
Why is that only a trans thing?
I understand why, like,
"oh, you were born a girl and now you're a boy!
"Do you have a willy?"
Like, I get it.
Like, I am curious about it as well.
BUT, shut the [ ] up!
Be quiet!
Last Tik Tok!
It says:
"If trans people talked about cis people the way they talk about us".
- You know, I'm feeling so inspired by cis culture.
It's so multi-faceted and there's something that weaves cis people together.
The cis community.
And it's just so beautiful and fascinating how they just...
They just kind of trample and take up space and they're
loud and they say things that are just so inappropriate!
That's funny as [ ]!
I love Ezra, he's funny.
What I don't understand is like, the people that say that kind of stuff about trans people
they clearly don't know how patronizing they're being,
but I just can't imagine being that un-self-aware.
Like, are you not embarrassed by everything you say?
Again, it's like, the whole like, "you're so brave".
Like, "you're so strong, you're like a warrior,
"you're like a fighter".
Why?
Why does being a person and existing make me brave?
It's patronizing as hell.
Well, yeah!
I think we've come to the conclusion that trans Tik Tok is superior!
If you are trans and a Tik Tok star, let me know in the comments!
Comment: "I am trans and a Tik Tok star".
Thanks for watching!
Have a good day, or don't.
See you later losers!
Goodbye!
Punch-- Oh, God.