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this is so
tiring i mean why are there so many
tables and chairs to move
honestly who would even attend a night
school
tell me about it like there must be
something seriously wrong with these
people like who would voluntarily come
to these things i know right
whatever let's just get it over and done
with i got a date with denise then maybe
don't mess up again like you did the
last time it wasn't me it was you who
blew up the school me you got no proof
hey guys how's the progress is the
classroom ready huh hey michelle yeah
we're just about done so once we're done
can we just go home well that's not
possible because i still need your help
during the class itself what no come on
detention was bad enough now you gotta
be teachers assistants come on guys
don't give me that look who knows maybe
you learned a thing or two from the
class here i even prepared special
stickers for you guys
anyway i gotta go to the office to take
some things so here's the students list
you guys stay here and help out the new
students okay just stay out of trouble
i guess i'm never going on that date
this sucks
wow
there's a lot more people than i
expected yeah i mean what was i thinking
like what one one and a half
well let's go bring them in wait what
does this even mean
oh
yeah i get i i i
i still don't get what it means
okay
it's just making an introduction i've
been over this so many times hi my name
is zoe and i'm 18 this year i'm here at
night school because because
why am i here
what am i doing again hello excuse me hi
hi
my name is 18 and i'm zoe this year
okay nice to meet you 18 18.
i messed it up again i'm so sorry i tend
to get so nervous when i'm meeting new
people and sometimes i fumble over my
words don't worry about it it's normal
to be nervous when meeting new people
but hey i'm sure everything will be okay
and in the end everyone will be great
friends oh thanks that's really nice i
hope i didn't look too stupid rehearsing
my introduction just now um maybe you
did but hey on the bright side i was the
only one who saw it
okay vincent's alright too
uh but yeah hey i am tian hao and i am
the teacher's assistant so if you need
anything let me know here is some
information about the night school and
the classrooms that way you look kind of
familiar have you met before in the past
i don't remember meeting someone with a
number as a name
actually my name is just zoey
okay just zooey the classroom's that way
okay
i'll just hit him thanks
the names get weirder every year
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sorry yeah uh so do you have an idea if
i can bring laptop to night classes or i
gotta check with make sure i mean i i
can use a tablet
sorry one moment
hello dear do you know what time it is
you should have been done with work an
hour ago where are you home yet
yeah i told you before i had extra
courses that my company sent me to
are you lying to me again is that
t-shirt woman are you with another woman
no no i don't know if the teacher is a
woman so i don't know about that i'll
tell you more when i'm home i knew it
you asking another woman no are you
lying to me again i'll tell you more
when i'm home okay i'll tell you more i
promise okay
dude is that your mom
no
that's my wife but let me give you an
advice kid don't ever get married if you
want a companionship you can get a dog
or a cat or whatever it is so don't ever
get married or you have to attend night
classes like i do just to avoid your
wife i've been doing night classes for
years and don't get me started on
midnight classes okay okay
don't get married
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dude
there are people who sign up for this
ah don't worry i got this one
hi auntie you're debbie's mom right
i'm actually her classmate oh yes yes
right your mom and i used to be such
good friends when we were young and if
you call me auntie one more time we're
gonna have a problem
you know i don't like that right okay
then but uh
aren't you too old to be in school
with respect for your mother i'm going
to let that slide anyways i'm just here
to use my upskilling credit okay then i
see anyway here are your stuff and you
will be seated next to um just zoe
hello hello
zoe right yes auntie hi
can i help you with your bags
it's okay i'll sit somewhere else
hi there handsome i'm chelsea what are
you doing after class i gotta go back to
my wife or she will kill me well if she
doesn't kill you
here's my number let's go for margaritas
after that
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here you hear me who's the leader of
thailand
uh
what are you supposed to be you can't
question me i'm sir kevin the dude of
the house of food
the house of what the house of fools
yeah how's the force seems about right
all right so what are you doing here
i believe i have been decreed by the
royal family to attend night classes
here yes
okay kevin this is night class not night
class
ah
well it appears i have been submitted to
the wrong land
my apologies for this inconvenience
farewell to you and to thy peasants have
a good day my lords
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i will be back for that
sorry guys all right guys it's not the
weirdest thing he's done right we've
seen worse we've seen worse
hey auntie um
this is
whatever
can i borrow your phone yeah right just
for a while thank you thank you so
you got tick-tock on this tick-tock
ah wake up in the morning feeling like
pee dee
okay i'll download it for you no
are you trying to hack me or something
no i'm just trying to help you keep up
with the times
yeah all right fine just
finish it fast
that's what she said
yes
that is what she said
grandpa
whatever no but that joke implies that
it means something else if you get what
i mean
i don't get what you mean
she's pretty clear with her words
she wants you to finish it fast
what no
what the joke implies that you know it's
something someone would say when they're
you know you know what i don't i don't
have to explain this to you you're
ruining it you're ruining the joke what
ring the joke
that's what you say
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moment
hello son
dad
no shot you're here too what are you
doing here same reason as you
to learn
dad don't you like 50 something what
else do you have to learn come on sport
as they say the learning never stopped
am i right
oh as you kids would say
you know
that no no one says that anymore
that's what they say
dad what are you doing here why doesn't
anyone update the family whatsapp group
chat i created
it's been a while since i've been in the
classroom
being the classroom
makes me feel
young again
do you remember what you taught me
oh cause
who could forget
cam cam put this on the tick tock
that i would but mom took my phone oh
yeah
why did you tell me i could have picked
you up problem everywhere the buses the
car the motorcycle okay okay give me the
wing give me the weight give it give it
okay
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hi hi everyone nice to meet you
hi there so what brings you here
i run a restaurant and all i hear my
customers say is what
what excuse me excuse me and then wrong
order
oh so you run a restaurant that's nice
what's the name of your restaurant i
would love to visit it one day this is
my restaurant
ah okay so would you like to share the
name of your restaurant i run my
restaurant
right um but what is the name of your
restaurant this is my restaurant my
restaurant your restaurant your
restaurant not your restaurant it's my
restaurant my restaurant your restaurant
it's okay nevermind never mind take my
cut take my cut
take my cut oh
so her name is mai
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hey you like you don't want to be here
yeah i don't
well me too it also doesn't help that
everyone here is kind of
lame
but i've been trying to get a promotion
at my company and apparently they need a
certificate to justify my pay raise
so now i have to attend this night
school thing what about you kind of the
same but it owns this huge tech company
he's a billionaire or something i don't
know i don't care but apparently i'm
next in line to take over it
but to take over he wants me to get this
certificate first and i don't even want
to take over you know
i just want to
start maybe like my own nail salon or
like a doggy spa
but i can't do that either since my dad
canceled my black amex card so i have no
choice but to be here
i hope it's worth it
so how much was your perry's again
um yeah it doesn't matter are you seeing
what i'm seeing
yeah apparently maddie has a sister
there's stupid
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calm yourself
yep i'll see you later okay bye
hey what's up i'm jack let me guess you
are
running away from your wife as well
sorry uh don't tell my wife and sit down
i'm just here to take some extra courses
to become a real teacher
you see
i used to be a teacher
but all of that came crashing down when
they realized my cert was fake
i should have known that a cert with the
name humpty dumpty's teachers
association was a red flag i've been
anyone could have been fooled by that
right did i tell you that i took my test
in the back of someone else's van
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dude when's miss shirley coming in
it's been like what 20 minutes already
at this break i'm never going on a date
with denise yeah sure and i got a date
with madame sue bang
speaking of madame subbing isn't it
is that her ex-husband say what now hi
is this where the night classes are held
oh my gosh yes yes yes this is the night
class come sit beside me
so
why don't we get a small little
introduction hi my name is james i own
an asset management company and i'm
based in china and i just returned so i
thought i'll decide to go to the school
i usually go to
just for the fun of it ew
tell me more mr rich man
i wonder man somebody left them so
i noticed that you don't have a ring on
your finger and that's interesting so
tell me again how big is your company
and what's your net worth so we have
headquarters around the world big
partnerships with banks just really big
stuff i don't want to bore you with the
details
but
let's just say if you're with me you'll
never have to work another day in your
life well lucky for you
i already haven't worked the day in my
life
dude if you're so successful then why
are you even here
i don't have to answer you well she's
right if you're doing so well
you have no reason to be here i mean
that's not true some of us chose to be
here why would you choose to be here
this is like the stupidest thing anyone
could think to be a part of i definitely
don't want to be here but i do son how
else are we going to spend time together
and all you do is lock yourself in your
room i got a choice i'm out here trying
to play games with my friends in my room
and you just barge in trying to make
friends with all of them excuses
but that's what you used to do
when you at his age and you are to talk
you now barely visit me nowadays but you
know i'm working that i got deadlines to
meet
excuses
look i don't care about what all of you
think but being here wasn't my choice no
it's my choice
might want to be here at the night
school to be the networking networking
what kind of networking do you think
you're going to get all these people
excuse me
excuse you and who are you the teacher
um i guess we got off on the wrong foot
here in my bed
look
i know not everyone wants to be here but
let's just make our time here worthwhile
shall we
anyway i'm mutually and i'll be your
teacher for the night classes for the
next few weeks we'll be going through
the next programs together
and there's students of all ages
some 18
some even 80 and there might be slight
generation gap in you guys but remember
there's always something to learn so for
today's lesson it's introduction to
language please find our worksheets
underneath your table and take them out
we'll go through your questions together
okay this is so so boring why are you
even learning this anyway hey look on
the bright side i mean it could be worse
it could be mr dan or it could be mr den
who imagined that did someone say mr dan
hey some familiar faces hi kids hey hey
hey that's mr teacher's assistant to you
thank you
mr den please take your seat you can
find worksheets underneath the table
you know what i thought i could get used
to being the teacher's assistant me too
i still want to move
me too
believe this is the night class
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mom
what are you doing here for class of
course when i heard there was a chance
to see my daughter teach i just had to
sign up but
no you don't have to treat me
differently here i'm sally sally the
student
now get on with your class don't keep
your students waiting
stop slouching keep your back straight
when you're sitting
okay so where will we
all right class you can just flip over
to page three of your worksheet you can
see that you can fill up this section
over here
mutually yes
mommy i mean
sally what is it i believe you're
referring to the wrong section over here
yes right uh
you're always right okay let's just move
on to the correct section okay as i was
saying mutually before you move on can i
ask you a quick question well i guess we
just did right
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lady are you gonna let her talk to you
like that
oh so now you're a teacher you have
jokes huh
all grown up right
okay see me after class
okay sally i mean
mommy go to your naughty corner
do you have a naughty corner
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you