I love having you here, Andy.
You know, I miss my staff, and there's
one person who's usually.
Every time you talk to me, you realize how much
you miss everyone else.
That's right.
I've had you here long enough.
I miss-- there's one person that I really, really miss.
My executive producer, Mary.
Obviously, she can't be in the house with me
because of the rash.
But I do love Mary, and I wish she was here.
So look what I made.
Look at that.
It looks just like Mary, doesn't it?
I'm glad you're here.
Take a nap.
Oh, you know what?
I don't want her to take a nap.
I want her to be here near Andy.
There she is.
OK.
There.
All right.
Mary probably wishes she was at work because she has
two kids at home that's been--
oh, that's got to be hard.
And she's homeschooling both of them.
And a lot of parents have been posting videos
while they're stuck at home with their kids, which
means it's time for my segment, why I don't
have kids, quarantine edition.
All right.
I forgot my glasses again.
Every time.
I don't know why I--
Oh.
Why not just leave them on the table?
That's what I usually do.
And then I move them for something else, so--
OK, Grandma.
You know what?
Hold on one second.
I forgot something over here again.
Rah!
Did I scare you, Andy?
I got scared.
I even scared Andy.
Oh boy.
We have fun, huh?
[LAUGHTER]
Andy, what are-- Oh.
I'm doing the kids.
That's what I'm-- why I don't have kids.
Are you enjoying your nuts still?
I still am, and I like that you put some raisins in them.
I like a raisin.
Yes.
This video was posted by Jess.
She was checking in on her kids while they
were doing schoolwork.
That was super good.
I know, right?
I kicked it over the goalie in the middle top corner.
Yes.
What are you working on?
Get out of here, lady.
[LAUGHTER]
Get out of here, lady.
That's what I say to Portia when I'm working on my LEGOs.
This video was posted by Claire.
She left her daughter alone for a couple of minutes,
and this is what happened.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Oh my f--
[INAUDIBLE]
Oh, my God.
Chloe, you've absolutely ruined this.
Well, first of all, the good news
is thanks to the quarantine, you have a lot of time to fix that.
She said she left her daughter alone for a couple of minutes.
Is that possible, tWitch, to leave a child
alone for a couple of minutes and that kind of damage?
I hope not because that stresses me out.
That was awful.
I can't even imagine.
She looked like she had a nice house before.
All right.
This video was posted by Whitney.
She left her kids outside--
she let her kids outside for some fresh air.
This is what they did.
What are you guys doing?
Um, just drawing marker with it.
Who did this?
Me.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
This is why you have to take the quarantine seriously.
Lock the kids inside.
I cannot believe that she was so calm, too.
Wow.
I can't see them, so if you wanting me to chime in, I
can't.
No, tWitch and I are seeing them.
You don't need to see them.
OK.
If your kids do something that remind me
why I don't have kids, please send it to me.