-Welcome back to the show. -Thank you.
-Drew, you became a dad, by the way.
-I have become a dad. -Congratulations.
-Thank you. -How is dad life? How is baby?
-Yeah, I just realized we wrote a kids book before I had kids.
I should write that now, when I have more insight.
I remember talking to you about that.
But it's been amazing. He has all these little
new expressions -- He has these two faces that he makes.
We named one of them "The Nic Cage."
Because have you ever seen, like, in "Face/Off"
when he does, like, the intense face, that's what he does.
And the other one, we call "The Coolidge."
You know, Jennifer Coolidge, obviously, "White Lotus."
She does this, like, squinty cute smile thing.
He does that because he knows he's playing to the audience.
He's trying to be cutesy. -He's cutesy.
-The Coolidge. -So, he does two celebrity
impressions already? -Already.
Yeah, he's better than I am. -That's a talented baby.
Yeah, a talented baby. -I'll bring him on the show.
-He also has this look of confusion.
Whenever he sees my face, he's like, "Why did Dad get
so much better looking all of a sudden?"
[ Laughter ] "I don't understand."
-Of course. -Like a mirror.
-How are you as an uncle, by the way?
-I mean, I feel like I'm pretty great.
Right now, he doesn't do a lot, other than make faces.
He's not crawling around, really walking around.
-He talks a lot. We don't know what he says.
-He's just learned -- He loves giving an applause.
So, if there's excitement or somebody's happy, he just
starts applauding all of the sudden, so it's pretty great.
-Eight months. He's already half Linda's height at eight months.
-How is -- I have to mention, how is Zooey, your girlfriend?
-Zooey sends her love. -I love Zooey Deschanel.
-Actually -- -I love her, dude.
I worked with her -- -Whoa, back off, buddy.
-No, no, I'm just saying, no, I worked with her.
-Last night we were FaceTiming and she says, "Oh, my gosh --"
If you don't remember,
she said, "I was in his music video, 'Idiot Boyfriend.'"
-"Idiot Boyfriend," was -- Thank you. Hold your applause.
-Yeah. -One person.
-People are standing up. People are rioting right now.
-But it was so funny because last night, I'm like,
"Oh, my gosh, it's been so long."
So I Googled "Zooey Deschanel, idiot boyfriend."
Nothing came up except my picture.
[ Laughter ]
-Yes! Yes!
-Same thing when I search "idiot brother."
-That is so funny, buddy.
Before you were the Property Brothers,
you guys had a lot of jobs growing up.
And I asked you about this.
And you sent me a photo and just really made me laugh.
One of the interesting jobs you had, you were clowns.
-That's one of our first jobs. Yeah, we had so much energy,
our parents were like, "get out of the house.
Put this energy somewhere."
But we did all -- like, clowns are -- There are different types
of clowns, different genres or themes.
And we would try different ones.
And then Jonathan was like a tall clown, stretch.
He was, like, on stilts. -We realized that's not good
when you're doing, like, parades or kids' parties where they'll,
like, tackle your legs out from under you.
-Oh, yeah, of course. -It hurts to fall from 10 feet.
And then Drew, he had a character who was a sad clown.
And it was so depressing, that eventually --
'cause we worked for Parks and Rec.
-The parents told me to stop doing it
because I was depressing the kids.
-Is this -- What was the name of your clown?
-So, I was Happy.
[ Laughter ]
-Happy the sad clown. Is this -- -Yeah.
-That's it right there. Aww.
-That's me. -That's Drew.
-Nobody was -- We worked for Parks and Rec,
and we're getting 10 bucks an hour.
Then we realized they were being paid 150 bucks
an hour for us to do it.
So, at 10 years old, Jonathan and I opened
our own clowning business.
And we were, like, thinking we're balling.
We're getting 100, 150 bucks a pop for birthday parties.
-Yeah, not bad? See?
You're always in the business mode.
-If this construction thing doesn't work...
-Back to clowning. -...there's always that.
We could always go back to it.
-Let's talk about "Brother vs. Brother: No Rules."
The eighth season premiered.
What does no rules mean?
-So, Drew is the most competitive man alive.
And he always has these -- whether it's, like, playing
games or doing something like a competition, he makes up
rules that nobody else is aware of that work to his advantage.
And so finally, we're like, "No, enough of this."
And he's like, "I've got an idea.
No rules. You can't complain."
And immediately it bit him in the butt.
-It backfired because he brought Zooey in.
Zooey was born in L.A.
She literally, I think, is a secret
real-estate agent on the side
because she knows everything about real estate.
She started combing the streets in her car at night to try
and find the perfect house for him buy.
I'm sure the cops were called.
-Well, that's an exaggeration, but yes.
-No, she told me she was combing.
-So, on this show, so you pick a home.
You reno the home. -Yeah.
-No matter what cost though. -Yeah. And then we flip it
and whoever makes a bigger profit wins.
And meanwhile, we just mess with each other the whole time.
There are so many pranks, so much stuff that goes wrong.
But it's a blast.
-There's a time frame we have to get this done.
So you can't just go and buy some $10 million house in L.A.
and then make a bigger profit.
You have to get it done fast. -And then there's punishments
for the loser each episode and a reward for the winner.
[ Clears throat ] The winner in one episode got to go to
the Petersen Automotive Museum, which has the greatest
collection of classic cars, movie cars, you know, TV cars.
The winner got to take these --
and you never get to drive these cars --
got to take one of them on the road for a spin.
The loser had to wash the "Magnum P.I." car
dressed as Magnum P.I. [ Laughter ]
-And those shorts were short. -Yeah, they were very short.
Tom Selleck, respect. -How did you do that, Tom?
-Respect to Tom Selleck. I want to show everyone a clip.
Here's Drew and Jonathan Scott
in "Brother vs. Brother: No Rules."
Take a look at this.
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-So, when is the front door coming?
-So, the front door is on its way.
We can get this thing installed almost immediately.
-This looks suspicious.
"Congrats, Drew." Huh.
"Kinda knew you could do it, but I still did it better.
Jonathan." -Interesting.
-What's this?
[ Confetti cannon ]
Oh! Ow, why?!
-We love you guys. Drew and Jonathan Scott.
Check out "Brother vs. Brother: No Rules" Wednesdays
at 9:00 p.m. on HGTV and the same day on Discovery+.
We'll be right back with a performance from Myke Towers.
Stick around, everybody. I'm the idiot boyfriend.