- Today we play guess who with tattoos.
- Let's talk about that.
(funky music)
- Good Mythical Morning.
- Please welcome our new friend
from the upcoming films, "Emperor" and "Cut Throat City",
it's Kat Graham.
- Hey!
- Hey! - Hey!
- Okay, Kat, we're gonna be diving into tattoos today.
- Okay.
- What is your favorite tattoo?
- I was gonna say the ones that look like
paint has been splashed on,
but I actually love my own tattoo.
- Oh, okay.
- And it's, know thyself.
Have you ever seen "The Matrix"?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- It's like The Oracle's kitchen, she says, "know thyself".
- Give them a look at it.
- Just a little...
It's very exciting.
- [Rhett] You can't do that with a paint splash.
- No.
- That is more intentional.
- It's very exciting.
- Well, it sounds like you know quite a bit about tattoos.
- Oh, yes, well versed.
- We're gonna put your ink intellect to the test,
because it's time for,
Hey you, let's go tit for tattoo man
with our new friend Kat Graham.
- [Kat] That's me.
- Welcome to The Ink Rink.
- Where your decisions are forever.
- Oh, we're about to meet a lineup of four strangers.
Now our task is to pick which one of them
has a very specific tattoo
on a very specific part of their body.
And to help us make our guesses,
we each get to ask one person a probing question
or give them a specific assignment,
and see what we can gather from that.
We're gonna write our answers on these white boards.
Once we've made our guesses
the tattoo and the person will be revealed.
- Points will escalate with each round.
And whoever wins will get a big congratulations
in four different languages
from the multilingual Kat Graham.
- Four languages.
- Yep. - Yes.
Round one. - Round one.
- [Stevie] Look at this beautiful panel.
Will you guys say hi and introduce yourselves please?
- Hi, I'm Skip.
- Hi, I'm Jordan.
- Hi, I'm Susie.
- Hi, I'm Anthony.
- [Stevie] Someone here has their own self-given nickname
tattooed across their torso. - Torso?
- [Stevie] And just below that
are two large checkered flag tats
which symbolize victory and that the marathon will continue.
Who has these tats?
- Whoa, there's a lot there to unpack.
- So the torso is like the thug life area.
- Your torso is where your arms and your legs
come together. - I know.
- And it's the middle of your body.
- I know, if it was chest.
- It's not just that, it could also race car driving.
It could be about Nipsey Hussle,
"The Marathon Continues".
- Oh! - Oh.
Okay.
- You should have kept that to yourself.
- Whoever is into racing.
- [Link] Rhett, you going first?
Go for it.
- Yeah, and I'm gonna start with Skip.
Hello, Skip.
- Hello.
- Name a fictional character that you find
particularly inspiring and why?
- Jack Reacher.
- Is it the character of Tom Cruise himself.
- Oh no, I'm sorry, not Tom Cruise.
It's the character.
- Don't apologize.
I was just verifying.
- I've read a ton of those books.
- All right, Kat?
- Jack Reacher.
- Anyone you want, but you only get one question.
- Hey Jordan, you got the tattoo?
All right, I gotta ask the question.
What are your favorite hobbies that inspire you?
- I play football.
I like to ride dirt bikes.
- You like to ride dirt bikes, huh?
- There's definitely checkered flags
in racing. - Dirt bikes and racing.
Dirt bikes. - Okay.
Anthony, let's say, you seem like a YOLO kind of a guy.
(laughter)
- [Kat] What does that mean?
- Let's say it means something else.
What would those letters stand for?
- Oh man, you only love oysters?
(laughter)
- Which is really weird if that was how you really...
- That's great!
- Can we get that on a T-shirt?
- YOLO, man, you only love oysters!
- I love that.
- Hey, get that tatted somewhere.
- [Rhett] That's good.
- [Link] Doesn't have to be the torso.
- [Kat] Someone's doing it right now.
- Wow. - Okay, guys
it's time for you to write down your guesses.
- You only love oysters, Kat.
- Okay, all right, uh huh.
- [Kat] Erase my doodle, 'cause I've been doodling.
- Okay.
- [Stevie] Rhett?
- I went with Jordan.
- [Stevie] Kat?
(Kat laughs)
- What?
What are you doing?
- I'm changing my answer. - Okay.
(Rhett laughs)
- All right, my answer is Anthony.
- [Link] It's kind of small.
- [Kat] I write small.
- It's the size of an oyster.
I also said Anthony,
even though Jordan was talking about racing,
I don't know, I'm just feeling that oyster.
- [Stevie] Will the person with the tatted torso
please step forward.
(ding) (Rhett exclaims)
- Is it Jordan?
- Let's see it. - Dang it!
- [Kat] I knew it!
(Rhett and Link exclaim)
- And what's that say?
- Jayystant.
- Jayystant. - Jayystant.
- I knew it.
See that's women intuition, I knew.
- Round two. - Round two.
- [Stevie] Will the newest member of our panel
please introduce themselves.
- Hi, I'm Basia.
- Basia.
- Hey girl. - Basia.
- Yes, Basia. - Welcome.
- [Stevie] Our next tattoo mystery person
not only has a full sleeve tattoo of a tiger
but they also have the words meow, meow
tatted across their knuckles.
This person used to go around telling people
they were a tiger who liked to meow.
Who has these tats?
- I'm gonna go first.
- Do it.
- I am going to ask Anthony,
if you were a large cat,
where would your favorite place to curl up be?
- I guess just any biggest tree.
Any big tree.
- Big tree. - Biggest tree.
- Biggest tree. - The only tree.
Okay.
- Basia, can you give me your most emphatic tiger roar?
(Basia roars)
- Wow, there's a lot of breath in that.
(laughter)
- Yeah, it was kind of a question.
- [Rhett] Yeah, yeah, yeah, right.
- How?
- Like, how? - How?
- How did I get talked into this?
(laughter)
- Rhett, ask the question.
- Susie--
- [Link] She's trying to be real straight faced about this.
- Convince me why cats are not evil.
- They kind of are though.
I don't know, they're not nice. (chuckles)
- [Rhett] See, she can't even do it.
- Sorry.
- [Rhett] She can't even do it.
- [Stevie] Okay, guys, it's time for you
to make your guesses.
Please write your guesses down now.
- Man, if...
- I'm ready. - Okay.
Why don't you go first?
- Okay, fine.
I know it's you.
- [Link] Skip?
- I know it's you. - You think Skip's
got a tiger
going up his arm? - 100%.
- And meow, meow on his fingers?
- 100%! - And you know what?
So do I!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Yeah, Skip! - It's not Skip.
Hey y'all, this is oyster man.
- You think so?
- Yeah, this is Anthony.
- Okay.
- [Stevie] Okay.
If you have a tiger sleeve
and meow, meow tattooed on your knuckles,
please step forward.
- Meow.
- Oh, you got us girl!
- You think cats are mean?
- I'm not a fan of cats.
But I am a tiger, so...
- Whoa! - Look at that!
- That's sick. - That is amazing looking.
- That is amazing.
- And let's see them knuckles.
- Meow.
(Link laughs)
- [Kat] I love it.
- I get it, so the meow is a little ironic.
Round three. - Round three.
- [Stevie] Before we begin,
will the newest member of the panel
please introduce themselves.
- Hello, my name is Jordan.
- Hello, Jordan, how are--
- [Stevie] So someone here--
- All right.
- [Stevie] Loves Winona Ryder so much
they got the words, Winona Forever tattooed
on their upper thigh.
Unfortunately, the tattoo artist made a small mistake
and wrote, Winona Forver.
The tattoo has since been fixed, kind of.
Who has that tattoo?
- Kind of.
I'm looking forward to that. (laughs)
- I'll go first I guess?
- Yeah. - You should.
- Man, I'm dying to know what Skip's upper thigh looks like.
(laughter)
Just in general.
Also your upper lip.
I wanna know what that thing looks like.
What's your upper lip looks like, Skip?
- I have none.
There is not one.
- He does not have one.
- [Link] It's kind of like Rhett's chin.
- That's right.
- Jordan, if you would,
I would like for you to accept an Academy Award.
Give an Oscar winning speech as Winona Ryder.
- Thank you so much for this award.
It's an honor to be here.
Wow.
(laughter)
- You ain't gonna thank nobody?
- You don't have anybody to thank?
- You have nobody to thank?
- [Link] What about Edward Scissorhands?
- Yeah, thanks to Johnny Depp.
Edward Scissorhands.
She's getting in and out fast.
- Okay, that's because you know nothing
about Winona Ryder?
(laughter)
Or you just bad at giving speeches?
Okay, Rhett?
- Basia? - Yes.
- What's your stance on shoplifting?
- I am so angry at the people involved in the shoplifting.
- Yes!
- I was working in Macy's before
and all the time in the fitting room
I found a lot of sensors cut with the scissors on the floor.
- Oh, so you hate shoplifters?
- Well, I can't say that word
because that's a very negative word.
- Oh, okay.
- I don't like them.
And I do not accept them.
- You do not accept them.
Okay, well I know where you stand.
- [Stevie] Okay guys, it's time for you
to write down your guesses.
Please write them down now.
- Winona Forver.
- I kind of knew, and then I thought I didn't,
and then I think I know now.
I got it.
- [Stevie] Okay, Kat, you wanna go first?
- Yeah.
No wait, you gotta go first.
- I was gonna guess Anthony, but you know what?
I made a connection.
He lifted his veil for me.
(Rhett laughs)
I don't know how, I don't know why,
but I really hope it's Skip.
Please!
- I don't know how or why I'm agreeing with Link, but I am.
(laughter)
- [Link] Really?
- Just call it wishful thinking.
- Okay, on some level you look like Winona,
and on some level,
you actually kind of have Johnny Depp vibes.
- [Stevie] Okay.
- So I'm gonna say Anthony,
'cause maybe you had a crush on her.
- [Link] Yeah, it's probably Anthony.
- [Rhett] Probably.
- [Stevie] If you're the one with Winona Forever thigh,
please step forward.
(ding) - You got it, Kat!
- [Link] All right.
Oh, you gonna pull your pants down?
- [Rhett] Here we go.
- Here we go. - Upper thigh.
- [Rhett] Okay.
- [Link] I would call that lower thigh,
I'm a little disappointed.
(laughter)
- He wanted a little higher.
- Round four. - Round four.
- [Stevie] Will our newest panel member
please introduce themselves.
- Hi, I'm Jalina.
- Hey, Jalina.
- [Stevie] One person here has an arm completely covered
in a collage of many tattoos.
And the other arm, nearly completely covered.
These tattoos include things like,
a flying phoenix, a dragon fruit, a dragon,
a set of stars, and plenty of nautical themes.
Like traditional Chinese water patterns,
a nautical star, and this person's favorite animal,
the green sea turtle.
- Basically two full sleeves.
I mean, that's quite a pain tolerance.
Jalina, tell me about the most painful physical experience
that you've ever endured.
- Well, I had my wisdom teeth taken out,
all four at once, just on laughing gas.
- Okay.
- And this last one got infected for two weeks.
It was very uncomfortable.
- Don't cry now.
I'm sorry to bring it up.
I'll move on.
- Skip, I would like you to pretend,
that I am a little baby sea turtle.
- Can I also pretend this?
- (laughs) Sure.
Who just hatched.
And of course, you know, a lot of those
don't make it to the ocean.
I want you to encourage the baby sea turtle
on his journey to the ocean.
- You can make it, little guy.
Keep going.
I'll keep the birds away, just keep going.
Keep going.
You got it.
(applause)
- He knows about the birds.
- And there's also like lizards and snakes.
I mean, those turtles gotta make a run for it.
- I will observe that like,
that turtle did not have far to go.
- [Rhett] No, no, no.
- Like, three steps.
- [Rhett] Yeah, yeah.
- Pirates.
(laughter)
- Yeah, that's right.
I'm listening.
- Ahoy, matey.
Oy vey, that's my expression.
So that's not a pirate.
That's my pirate expression.
Yo, ho, ho, you know any?
- Arg!
- Arg is a great one.
Basia, can you give me a pirate expression
that you would make?
- Go attack this ship!
- Go attack the ship! (laughter)
- Wow, you really set that one up.
Go attack this ship.
- I thought she was talking about sheep, but okay.
- I loved it.
- [Stevie] Okay, guys.
It's time to make your guesses.
- Oh dang.
- Dragon fruit and a dragon.
- [Rhett] And a dragon.
I'm ready.
- Rhett?
- Skip, do it for me one time.
- Skip, I know it's you.
- No, I think this is Jordan.
She's got that sea turtle vibe.
- The green.
- [Stevie] Okay.
- Okay, that may be it.
- [Stevie] If you have two arms full of tattoos,
please step forward.
(ding)
- It's Skip! - What?
- Here we go.
- Let's see them.
- Uh oh. - Oh my goodness.
- [Kat] It's going in.
- Skip is transforming before our very eyes.
- Oh yeah! - Whoa!
- Skip, oh my gosh! - Look at Skip.
It's a different person.
- I'm leaving my apple box.
- You're a different person, Skip.
- I think that was the idea.
- There's the dragon fruit.
- Where?
Oh, right here.
- Sense of humor.
- And all navigational.
The ship's wheel.
- That's a turtle, right there.
- And the full turtle.
One of the brewing companies over in the islands.
- You're circumnavigating your own arms right now.
- [Kat] That is so cool.
- From all over the world.
- That means that Kat, you are our winner,
and you're gonna get to congratulate yourself
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