(farting)
(explosion)
(lasers blasting)
- Yo mama.
- [Narrator] Yo mama so ugly,
when Darth Vader looked at her birth certificate
he said,
- Bitch.
(robotic breathing)
- I am not you're father.
(flies buzzing)
(squishing foot steps)
(farts)
(coughing) Just give me a second.
(coughing)
(labored breathing)
- [Narrator] Yo mama so fat,
Jabba the Hutt said,
- Da-Ha-Ha-Ha-Amn
go bizo yo mama co-co chica.
(high pitched laughing)
Jabba la good good.
(intense music)
- [Narrator] You sa mama so dumb dumb,
she thinks that Jar Jar comes with pickles pickles.
- Ooh, muy muy I love you.
(jar smashing)
Oh me so so sorry.
- You ruined the franchise!
- [Narrator] Yo mama so hairy,
the only language she speaks
is Wookie.
(growling)
Yo mama so stupid
she thought light sabers
had less calories.
- Hey, no, hey lady!
Lady, don't you put that in your mouth.
No, no, no!
(blasting)
Oh!
Ugh.
Ew.
I'm not gonna be held responsible for this.
(sighing)
Master Yoda, thank God I found you.
I've searched the entire galaxy
for one thing.
Your best yo mama joke.
(humming)
- Okay.
(suspenseful music)
So old yo mama is,
babysit me, she once did.
Change my diaper, she still does.
- Yoda!
Oh no!
(melodic music)
(humming)
- [Narrator] Yo mama so stupid,
Kylo Ren couldn't force read her mind.
- Tell me where they are.
Wait, (grunting) no.
There's nothing...
There's nothing here.
There's nothing here!
(yelling in a high-pitched voice) Why is this so hard?
(crying)
I'll never be like you grandpa!
(crying)
Get out of my way Stormtrooper!
(sobbing)
- [Narrator] Yo mama so fat,
Darth Vader
(Imperial March)
couldn't even force-choke her.
- No!
- [Narrator] Yo mama so stupid,
she spent the whole day saying 'am not' to R2...
D2.
(robotic beeping)
- Am not.
(robotic beeping)
Am not.
(robotic beeping)
Nuh-uh, you're the dummy.
(robotic beeping)
Uh, those are just beeps and boops.
(robotic beeping)
I don't even know what you're saying.
Boop, beep, beep, boop, boop.
(robotic beeping)
(rock version of Imperial March)