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Dylan's words, not mine. Hi everyone I hope you're all well so there has been a lot of talk about
trans TikTok influencer Dylan Mulvaney of late now for those of you who don't know
although I'd say probably most of you do by now Dylan is a trans TikTok influencer who
had a meteoric rise to fame last year thanks to her days of girlhood Series in which she
Chronicles her transition from a gay man to a trans woman day one of being a girl and I have
already cried three times I wrote a scathing email that I did not send I ordered dresses
online that I couldn't afford and then Dylan has garnered a lot of support and also a lot
of uh descent for this series The Descent being because the ways Dylan Chronicles the transition
rely on what are typically dare I said sexist stereotypes of women here's a little sample
and just like that it's day six year being a girl and I'm having a sex to the City theme day
day 78 of being a girl and we're having a sleepover hi hi we're here let's pick a movie
Clueless Princess Diaries or Lizzie McGuire I can't decide let's watch all of them Truth
or Dare truth if you could change one thing about yourself what would it be probably that I would be
born a girl oh God it's the jewelry section and it's a champagne necklace which is her favorite
drink and it matches the purse perfectly well I've got to take it home with me bag it up oh
no I see something I need for myself darn it Dylan we talked about this the damage has been
done I got gifts for my mom but I also got a whole new outfit for myself stay tuned love ya
even the fact Dylan calls it days of girlhood rather than Womanhood is perplexing because it
projects a certain childishness onto the notion of being a woman which is again sexist ultimately
Dylan's portrayal of that Journey while certainly entertaining for a certain group of people and
evidently commercially viable considering all the brand deals Dylan has managed to muster
there is a 100 chance that it is currently cold out it's my first winter season as a woman and
it's also the first winter that I have boobies so you bet your bottom dollar I'm going to do
everything in my power to take care of them so I'm using the EOS shea butter 24 hour moisture body
lotion on my new gal Pals and my whole body it is and I hate to use this Lefty buzzword problematic
in my opinion what Dylan is portraying is not girlhood and certainly not Womanhood Dylan is
instead portraying what a camp gay man likely thinks girl hood slash Womanhood is which does
not by the way to any nefarious leftists or possible YouTube overlords who might end up
watching this video mean that I am saying that Dylan isn't Trans on the contrary I am certain
Dylan is trans which I think actually puts me in a bit of a minority opinion among conservative
and non-leftist online commentators the reason a number of people think Dylan isn't actually
trans that is someone with gender dysphoria who is managing it by attempting to live as the
gender they feel most aligned with is because of the performative periodical nature of the
videos I mean who could forget this hiking video [Music] day66 being a girl and today I'm in nature
trees I love them water lakes I love them heels they're my hiking heels I love them okay come on
Bridges love them
coconut water love it not mad just love it wind turbine love it Meadows love them
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love ya
oh funnily enough women and also trans Woman by the way do not hike in heels and bikini tops and
little shorts they hike in boots with proper hiking clothing nothing about this caricature
Dylan has created here is authentic the same goes for this video Dylan made about so-called shopping
shorts so normalize the Bulge we are normalizing the Bulge women can have bulges and that's okay
we're not gonna stare at their crotches while they're wearing their little shopping shorts
at the mall thank you love you bye that video in particular got a lot of people up in arms
including Caitlyn Jenner by the way for the simple fact that not only is it basically a
parody of trans women it's creepy whether that's what Dylan intended or not I don't know but either
way it was in very poor taste particularly since earlier in the video Dylan referred to women's
genitals as Barbie pockets oh I forgot that my crotch doesn't look like other women's crotches
sometimes because mine doesn't look like a little Barbie pocket speaking of Barbie dolls Dylan also
released this video which I think provides a reasonable insight into the psyche at play here
day 95 of being a girl and we are going Barbie doll shopping a little embarrassed to shop in the
toy section but I think that this will be a really sweet gift to my inner child because I loved dolls
growing up but I also remember the shame of loving dolls and the conflicts that I felt as a little
boy because I was told that boys don't play with dolls so we're gonna heal some trauma today you
ready let's go we're back in my canopy bed oh I forgot how hard it is to get these things open
I just remembered that Laverne Cox came out with the Barbie and I wish I got that one they didn't
have it I don't even know if I remember how to do this um hey I feel silly here goes nothing
hey hey you want to come kayaking oh I'm more of a city girl yeah I get that
do you have any pets yeah actually I have a dog so what we can glean from this is that Dylan is in a
weird kind of way embodying female adolescents as a means of understanding and ultimately reaching
Womanhood the problem being of course that it's the way a gay Camp man might imagine female
adolescents to be honestly Dylan's whole schtick just gives me Alicia Silverstone in Clueless vibes
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so while I know this might seem performative and trollish and like a you know Fame hungry man
trying to gain clout by riding the Zeitgeist which as I said seems to be the opinion of a lot of
non-leftus commentators particularly since Dylan is an actor and a comedian I am of the opinion
that two things can be true at once I think it is true that Dylan is a gender dysphoric trans person
that is the impression I get from the videos which in addition to all the performative stuff include
things like this you know when I was four years old I came to my mom and I said I am a girl and
you know God made a mistake and she said you know God doesn't make mistakes but I'm not a mistake
I'm I'm here for a reason and now it feels like I get to honor that inner child within me that that
knew that so long ago now I find that a perfectly believable story however it is also possible for
it to be true that Dylan as a musical theater performer living in Los Angeles is an opportunist
is chasing some sort of profile neither of which are bad things by the way that is part of the biz
and was simply in the digital equivalent of the right place at the right time why do I think this
well I actually have more insight into this topic than most conservative commentators out there
because my background as a lot of you probably know is in musical theater back in my musical
theater days in my early 20s when I was at drama school I knew many men and some women like Dylan
Mulvaney when Dylan Mulvaney was identifying as a gay man in fact had Dylan and I both been in
our early 20s at the same time Dylan is probably someone I would have been friends with although
nowadays being friends might be a teeny bit of a challenge given the whole performative sexist
Womanhood thing and the fact Dylan leaned right into the whole let males playing women's sports
and into women's bathrooms and also let's offer cross-sex hormones and you know double
mastectomies to teenagers and children when now this had Dylan do an interview with Joe Biden
but pre-politics Dylan is someone I probably would have hung out with what I am saying is
that I get the personality I get gay man Dylan and the thing is if you go way back to the first
few videos on Dylan's Tick Tock account Dylan was making videos about being gay and also non-binary
they were even more performative and protocol than the days of girlhood series observe we're
gonna try a different approach I'm babe you're the sheep in the movie This is the audition for babe
three non-binary pig meets Hollywood all right when I say action we're all gonna say baram you
action ma Ram you Ma Ram you I'm doing it I'm on a sailboat and I went to sailing camp in
the third grade so obviously I know how all of this works for example this right here it um
actually we're just gonna could you cut we're um we're just gonna scrap this one okay
therefore if someone like Dylan was going to Chronicle their gender transition on Tick
Tock what Dylan is doing now is exactly how they would do it performative Camp
outrageous a caricature of a character the only problem is as I mentioned that
Dylan is performing gay man not trans woman and if you want another explanation for the
high energy stuff Dylan has ADHD which was revealed to the public in the form of a wrap
once upon a time I was a boy who had ADHD and now I'm a girl who still has ADHD I really like
possums and Twilight and pretzels I accidentally became an influencer now here we are now to be
clear I am not offering a defense of Dylan here as I mentioned it is possible for more than one thing
to be true at once just because I think Dylan is in fact trans doesn't mean I don't find the whole
shtix so unironically problematic and very bad at the trans representation I simply as I said I get
gay man Dylan and as such I think that someone like Dylan recording their transition on Tick
Tock would absolutely make it his performative in campus possible because that's what Dylan is
a performer that doesn't mean it's not offensive and misogynistic and it also doesn't mean it's
not damaging to the reputation of trans women especially especially the tampon Obsession a75 of
being a girl and I've been carrying around tampons and pads for the past two months but I've actually
never opened one up so let's do it I thought the letter stood for small medium and large based on
the size of your Barbie pouch but after a Google I found out it's actually the level of your flow
so they're super regular and light I guess my question is which one do I carry around the super
because maybe if you have a light flow you can still use a super I don't know here goes nothing
it pink it's kind of adorable and it kind of looks like a butter churn so you just go like that
ow where does the string go you are getting sleepy now for the real magic I've got a
glass of water in the tampon I almost put red food coloring in there but I thought
that might be too much and we're gonna see how this works oh it kind of looks like a butterfly
how long does it take to get to this one looks like it would do the job I feel like I'm in
science class oh no okay the pad didn't expand so maybe this is for a light flow I just don't
know now that I think about it I probably should have had a woman come teach me about
these things I was on the boys side of sex ed and now I would like to take the girls class
uh but if you're on your period right now I'm sending you love bye love y'all you think Dylan
but it is all genuine in the sense that Dylan is genuinely trans I think the problem now is that
Dylan is unwittingly caught in the machine of the work Lobby to put it another way Dylan I think is
the greater tunberg of work ideology somebody who started out fairly innocently but has been used by
nefarious gender eye logs to the point where the original motive is now almost non-existent and I
honest to goodness find this really sad because aside from anything else Dylan is going to have
real trouble connecting with people on a genuine level especially on a romantic level because it is
going to be impossible for a lot of people to get past the character that is Dylan Mulvaney which it
seems to me Dylan kind of knows we can see this in another Tick Tock series of Dylan's which is
entitled Dylan does dating a series that is as you can probably guess about Dylan's dating life for
lack thereof the whole series plus related videos is about Dylan getting onto dating apps and trying
but failing to find someone to be Dylan's first kiss as a girl alright this is getting out of
hand I'm going to need you all to Talk Amongst yourselves and figure out who's going to take
one for the team and kiss me because I haven't been kissed as a girl yet and look I can be sexy
and while some of it is Dylan setting up dating profiles which appears to have garnered a
partnership with OkCupid nice one stuff like this leaks through he is only interested in trans women
how a guy had put only interested in trans women in his dating app bio and y'all started screaming
at me Dad I know run away run the other way I didn't know that meant that he was fetishizing
trans women my gullible self thought he was just being inclusive oh honey then there was this
Dylan does dating this video is for the producers of The Bachelor and if you aren't them feel free
to stick around anyway hi Bachelor producers I think that we can help each other so my problem
is that I'm not having a lot of luck on dating apps and I would like to be kissed and your
problem is that the show is very good great even but soon it's gonna grow tired if you don't throw
in a curveball I am the curveball let me paint the picture okay so I am the first trans contestant on
the show I step out of the limo and the bachelor thinks to himself wow this girl's really cute but
there's something kind of different about her then in the Rose ceremony one of the other girls will
out me thinking that she's gaining his trust but really he sends her home and gives me the rose so
I get a few pity roses at first and I stick around so the bachelor doesn't look like a transphobe but
then over time I defuse tension between the other girls in the house I host a mansion talent show
and I even convinced some of the other women to turn on The Bachelor or men in general and then
we'll have some ladies falling in love with each other it seems to me that beneath all the you know
performative stuff there is someone who really does want to make a human connection but has
thrown up some pretty hefty barriers to allowing that to happen and as to what Dylan's end goal
of all of this is well I don't think even Dylan knows that if you like that video please remember
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