What's up everybody, it's ya boy Motoki Maxted
Today is going to be a good day I got a lot of things planned.
I have a friend visiting, we got days off work, it's about to be lit.
You guys ready to have a fun day?
Yeah? What are you guys up to?
Oh my gosh what the fuck?
We're watching animals have sex dude what's the big deal?
Alright we just got back from the gym
we got a little bit ah yolked
Huh? Huh? Yeah?
Dude that yolk was terrible.
I mean, I thought it was pretty EGGcellent
Alright we out here in the basketball court, about to hoop it up.
Let's be real guys, I suck at basketball, but you know what?
Time for a little montage!
Fucking hate basketball
Time to do a little shopping, get some outfits, look fresh, you know what I mean?
Excuse me, where can I find the boxers?
Oh, right over here
Ohh here they are
CHALLENGER APPROACHING
Oh party in the back am I right boys?
(Talking about his marriage) "17 years" - Oh wow
Eat the same pussy every day
Ohh yes
Thank you very much! "You're welcome" Have a good day!
Something embarrassing just happened. So when I'm working you know I like to listen to music right?
But when I'm listening to music I can't really help myself so you know so I start dancing.
I'm out here dabbing it up saucin' real hard you know?
There was someone out here earlier just like taking a snapchat and like laughing at me.
They're probably jealous of my fucking dope ass dance moves you know, so whatever
Guys stop STAIRing at me
comedy gold
Just got to the beach, it's kinda funny because we live literally like a mile away from the beach and we never go
Wait yo guys, what ocean are we next to?
What's that can you be more PACIFIC?
I don't know guys, we gotta be SHORE.
Did you guys, SEA what I did there?
Yo guys don't even act like you don't like my puns, don't be a BEACH dude.
Let's go to the ocean guys
So we legit just saw some dolphins
I wish I would have gotten it on camera, I might have. But that was super dope.
I don't think I've ever scene a dolphin before so..
Thought I'd grill a little bit of chicken wings for dinner you know.
I'm also wearing sunscreen, visor, fanny pack
You know what, I look like a real dad.
We're getting ready to play a game of Heads Up, you guys probably already know what that is so I won't explain it.
(Hook up) "On Tinder you meet up and do this."
Intercourse
(Edible Underwear) "Oh what you got me for my birthday!"
Panties.. Edible thong!
(Unclogging a Toilet) "Oh no"
"Buttermilk, buttermilk, toilet, toilet, plunging"
(Poison)
Alright I think I'm going to finish off the vlog for today.
It's literally 2 o'clock in the morning, we've just been hanging out, talking, you know doing guy stuff
Talking about...
penises
If you guys enjoyed watching this video, feel free to give me a thumbs up to let me know but otherwise.
I'll see you next, Motoki Monday
What the fuck was that? Oh my gosh, alright I'll see you guys.