A week ago GQ Middle Eastern magazine did a photo shoot with Hamas Allah which caught our attention?
But we missed the main edition of GQ. Which featured
musician and artist
Pharrell Williams
As I'm sure you can appreciate this is gonna need some explanation sit tight
Assalamualaikum guys and welcome to another episode of small to China
Now I'm sure we can sit here and say he looks like someone in a banana skin
Or the fact that he looks like someone who's wearing a used handkerchief
But I'm sure I'm gonna be accused as somebody that doesn't know fashion
But on the real though, what could the pros of this man dress be?
I guess you could sleep wherever you wanted without taking a duvet
Hiding your belly fat would become easier and you'd be cleaning the streets wherever you went including dog. Doo-doo
Alright, so what would the cons be? Well if you were to play football
You'd be stuck being the goalkeeper whenever you decided to travel abroad
You'd have to book two tickets
and if you add an itch on your leg
you'd have to think twice because it will probably take you half an hour to reach it.
Alright, so let's get a female perspective on this year. I will not be in a relationship with a man. That is high-maintenance
Cuz it looks like this whole dress comforter set
takes at least
30 minutes to put on
another
30 minutes to get in the car
Another 30 minutes to get out the car and I got a whole your comforter dress as we walk into an event
I'm not doing it
I'm not renting a Sprinter van just so my man can go to an event and he loves to wear women's clothing
Like he says he wears Chanel's clothing. Erm, Chanel jewellery
carries a purple Birkin bag
Like I don't want to date a man like that because I feel like it's high-maintenance and it's also competition
Where's my daphnique lipstick? Pharrell oh he wearing it. Where my nail polish? Pharrell got it.
And this wasn't the only fashion that he was rocking here's another one which can only be described as
the
the chicken style
I dunno. And here...
And there they made them do poses that let's be frank. We do in front of the bathroom mirror
I'm telling you, I'm telling you
Fix your ways.
I'm sure you spotted the caption which reads the new
masculinity
First of all if masculinity is being redefined
I wouldn't trust this responsibility on a fashion magazine that dresses someone in a banana skin and makes them do
bathroom poses but indeed
Masculinity has been under threat for quite some time. There's about four main ways that I've come across
Number one
By constantly using this term
Toxic Masculinity and yeah without mentioning toxic femininity number two the rise of
Endocrine Disruptors in our foods and
Household products. These are chemicals which affect one's sexual health and even hormone balances,
amongst many other things. You guys need to make sure you research this year Endocrine
Disruptors. Number three: spreading confusion amongst our children and attacking those who decide to speak out
I have been subjected to more foul abuse on social media than I have in the last few days since this campaign started against me
There is an aspect of I'm afraid 'your lobby' group for one of the...the 'gender lobby group'
Which is highly abusive
It wants everybody that they don't agree with to be fired
Canceled destroyed and everything else and I say that most people most people I say this with respect to you
Most people think the concept of 100 genders is utter nonsense
and number four using celebrities as a
catalyst to
Put this across and make it seem cool is what I said about Sarah Smith
Two years ago, he comes out as a gay man. There we all cover that right? It's a big moment. He talks about it
We all cover it and within two years he's abandoned that position and now says now he's not sure of his male or female
Right, so he's a singer. He's won best male category Awards for many years, right? What is he now going to enter?
We now hear the Brit... Wait a minute
We now hear the Brit Awards has to go awards neutral almost safely as a result of Sam Smith
Really?
Really brazen suicide increasing amongst men aren't they complaining of precious isn't?
shoo-ins increasing amongst men as well
Well, all of that may be true, but correlation doesn't imply causation
They are of course issues, but that doesn't mean that
stripping a man of his masculinity and making him wear a banana dress is the solution
Of course guys as believers,
anytime there's an issue with us. We turn towards the creator, because let's face it,
He knows us better yeah and he has created us in male and female,
giving both genders varying strengths and
Weaknesses and eventually we come together in holy matrimony,
and we share those strengths and weaknesses and all this
confusion of seemingly basic stuff reminds me of a verse from the Qur'an
Where Allah, subhana, Allah says that if we forget him,
he'll make us forget ourselves, and considering our kids are struggling with a hundred genders now, it's clear
the only thing that we need to identify is a Muslim because if we identify as a servant of Allah then
everything else will fall into place. But if we distance ourselves from Allah and
confusion will become more common than it is now.
All right, guys, let's leave it there until next time
Most people think the concept of a100 genders is utter nonsense
Asalaamu alaikum