- Time to deliver a pizza ball! - Oh my god.
- (laughs) - Oh my god!
- Mingus Dew: When you're thirsty,
but you don't know what to do.
- (PvF) Do you like adult cartoons? - (both) Yes.
- Wait, what kind of adult cartoons? - (React) Adult Swim.
- Ohhh! Yeah. - Ah. Yes.
- Robot Chicken! - American Dad.
- Robot Chicken was so good. - American Dad.
- There was, like, fries. - Eat the meatball man.
- The meatball. - (PvF) Unfortunately, this is
a Try Not to Eat: Adult Swim episode. - Boo!
- (PvF) The foods are as wild and intriguing as the shows themselves.
- Okay, 'cause Adult Swim gets pretty crazy. (laughs)
- Mm-hmm. - I mean, if we could have
Eric Andre themed food, that would be amazing.
- (Robert) Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- Oh! - Yes! I love this show.
- It's Boondocks. - This is Boondocks.
- Yeah, Boondocks. - But I know what this burger is.
- If that's cheese, I'm a sucker for melted cheese!
- I remember this episode. - (Robert) Two Krispy Kreme donuts.
- Krispy Kreme! - Two donuts? A burger
with Krispy Kreme donuts? - (laughs)
- Anime food is insane! - They're like (sucking noise)
- Oh my god! - This patty is fat.
- (PvF) A full pound burger patty covered in cheese, grilled onions,
five strips of bacon. (buzzer)
- Go ahead. - (PvF) Five strips of bacon,
all sandwiched between two Krispy Kreme donuts.
The Luther burger from the Boondocks
is a sight to behold. Just don't let the Itis creep in.
- This would drop me in an instant.
- Yo, that bacon smells great. - Bet.
- Brooo! - This looks really good.
But I am afraid to put it in my mouth.
- If I take a bite out of this, I don't know if I'm gonna
make it through the video. - Just take a bite.
- Okay. Fine, Sharon. - It's so good.
- (Brian) It's the donuts for me. - (Sharon) Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
(buzzer)
- Put a visual of just smushing it. - I know, like, smushing it
and then eating? - Yeah, cheese on a donut, though?
I don't know about that. - This looks so incredibly good.
- Yeah, I'm doing it.
Oh my god! (buzzer)
This might be the best thing I've ever had on
a People Vs. Food episode. (laughs)
- Ohh. - See, that's the thing.
- Here comes the Itis! - Yeah.
If you don't know what the Itis is, it's eating food so good,
it makes you go to sleep. - Oh, so like after Thanksgiving
when they're like, "Oh, a food coma." - Food coma!
- I've never won before ever. - Yeah.
- Ever, ever, ever, ever. - You want this time.
- In a food one, I've never won.
- (Purple) That's a good-looking pie! - Robot Chicken!
- This is Robot Chicken. - Yeah.
- American Pie reference. - Oh, wow!
He's really deep in that pie! - (Purple) Huckleberry pie!
Yes, I'm so deep in you! - Oh my gosh!
- Oh my god! - Ah.
- (laughs) - And there he goes.
- I forgot how vulgar this show is, dude.
- (both) Ahh! - He's eating it!
- It's-- - (both) Awww!
- Oh my god. Oh my god. - (laughs)
- (PvF) I cannot confirm or deny what has entered this pie
besides delicious huckleberries and lots of, you know,
love from the Purple Pieman in Robot Chicken.
- Okay, sure. - Some love!
- Sure. - Ah, god. It goes deep.
- It goes deep. - It goes deep.
- That's my question. Stop putting your finger in it!
(buzzer)
- (PvF) Have you had huckleberry pie before?
- Yes, without a [censored] in it. - Yeah.
- I think I have, but I haven't had the [censored] one.
- The Purple Pieman put his purple little pink pickle
into the purple little pie. - Yeah!
- (PvF) That's your pie now. You can take the pie home.
- Oh my god! Now I can [censored] it.
- (both laugh) - Let's go for right here.
- Yeah, I want-- - This is the best part.
- I really want this part.
- (PvF) Did you find the white cream at the bottom?
- Oh my god. - Never mind.
- Men are gross. - Yeah, we are.
- Yeah, men are gross. - Slide right there.
- I like how we're making a lot of eye contact.
Just gonna go looking at the camera.
- (laughs) - Let me call my priest.
- (both laugh) - I don't even have one.
- ♪ (Murphy hums) ♪ - Ah, love this show.
- Oh my god. It's Sealab. - Sealab.
- (Murphy) Mingus Dew. - Mingus Dew!
- Bro, what? - Love that voice.
- I liked this one, 'cause this reminded me
of the '80s cartoons. - Bebop [censored].
- Cola. - I heard a lot of people die
from doing this. - What do you think Mingus Dew is?
- Ah ,it's gonna fall on him. - And...
- Oh, gosh. - Yeah, I'm a little suspicious
of any of the food that you're gonna be giving me
from here on out. - (PvF) Captain Murphy's Sealab
from Sealab 2021 is desperate for a refreshing,
crisp Mingus Dew. Aren't you?
- Ahhh. - The sound of Mingus Dewing.
- It's been a hot minute since I've had the Dew.
- A Mingus? - Mm-hmm.
(buzzer)
- Mmm! - That smells like Mingus.
- Yeah, that's good. That's good. (buzzer)
- Mingus Dew seems like it would be good as a chaser
to an alcoholic beverage. - Or a mistake.
- Well, I mean, if you were trying to describe it to those
who have never tried Mingus Dew, what would you compare it to?
- Bingus Dew? - Oh, Bingus Dew?
I've tried that before, actually.
I know what you're talking about. - Really?!
- That was some good, Mingus. Thank you.
That was actually very refreshing. - Good Mingus.
- (PvF) Is this worth a bite of the punishment food?
- No. - Oh, [censored].
- Nicole-- her punishments are really mean. (laughs)
- I don't even wanna find out, so I'm not gonna drink this.
- Mingus Dew: When you're thirsty, but you don't know what to do.
- Come and get your Mingus Dew! Or Mingus don't! We don't care!
- (man) Time to deliver a pizza ball!
- Oh! - Yeah, dude!
- (gasps) Oh! - Oh, it's the Eric Andre Show!
- Eric Andre! Mm-hmm. - Pizza ball!
- Oh, a pizza ball. - (laughs)
- (man) Who ordered the... - (laughs)
- Time to deliver a pizza ball! - That's a pizza ball?
- God. Eric Andre.
- (man) This thing is straight farm to nug, bro.
- Farm to nug. - That is a literal--
- Oh, that's a pizza ball! - Bro!
- Pizza ball. - Ooh!
- (PvF) Eric Andre Show pizza ball is not impossible to come by,.
but extremely unlikely. Can you say no?
- Yeah! It's unlike any-- - Bro, how'd you make this?
- It's very unique-looking. - This is truly a ball of pizza.
- I am so uncomfortable. - Not everything needs to be
in ball form! - It's like a calzone that...
- Oh, right! - ...got in-- it got inside-outed.
(buzzer) - Oh.
(buzzer) - Time to deliver a pizza ball!
- This feels like the foods that we do for One Second,
where we just form it into a ball
to shove it into our face. - Literally!
- How did you do this? I'm so confused. - Oh, don't let the purple pie guy
at this. (laughs)
- Do it. - I don't know.
- Do it. - I really like pizza.
- Do it! (buzzer)
Yes! - Am I gonna eat it?
- Are you gonna eat it? - No!
- Quite delicious. And I'm happy that there's dough
in the middle. Ooh. - And I love the fact
that the other dudes in the dojo are just like...
- "What's happening?" - Maybe if Eric Andre delivered this,
then I would eat it. - Time to deliver a pizza ball!
- (Tommy) We're here. - I don't know if I know this show.
- This is the pickle thing or whatever.
- Ooh! Muffin! - Jeez, all their body features
are so enhanced and defined. His belly.
And did you see her butt earlier? - Oh my god.
- Oh. - Their bodies.
- Relatable. - Oh, god!
Why are her [censored] so low? - It happens when you get old!
- Oh. - That's why!
(screams) - Oh, goodness.
That's what we're having? - Is that what we get? (claps)
- Yeah! (claps) - Yay! (claps)
- [Censored] milk! [Censored] milk!
- Oh my goodness. - (laughs)
- Are we getting the saggy boobies or the muffins?
- So, we're not having the muffins, we're having...
- [Censored] milk. - Where's my [censored]?
- Yeah, those aren't boobs. - I was real excited at first.
And then, you gave me mama milky.
- (PvF) Mrs. Goodman from Mr. Pickles is ready
to make amends with some delicious homemade muffins
and, you know, some breast milk to top it off.
We, uh, formulated this milk so it tastes just like breast milk.
- (gasps) - I think I'm out on the milky.
Maybe it's 'cause I keep calling it milky.
- I feel very weirded out by that. - [Censored] milk's really good.
- I like how you keep calling it [censored] milk.
It's a really strong choice. - (laughs)
- Let me take a bite first. (buzzer)
Mmm. Oh my god! (buzzer)
- I don't wanna yuck anyone's yum, but...
- Ahh! [Censored] it. - Oh, god.
- Oh, but I didn't want that one. - There you go.
That looks really good. That's the one I would've picked.
That exact muffin. (buzzer)
- It's just milk, but it's got a different taste to it.
- No! - (laughs) I kid.
I was gonna try to talk you into it.
- I know. - But I'm like, "Nah."
- Ugh! How do you get it out?! (laughs)
- All right, well, I gotta do it like a baby.
- (laughs) How do I not care? How is it?
- Milky?
- I do love me a good blueberry. - It's real good?
- I have the perfect one. Perfect. - (Brian) I was gonna say.
I was like, "It's a little short." - (Sharon) Yeah.
- Oh. Ohh! - Oh my god!
It's so weird! You literally have to bite
and suck at the same time! - It squirts like a [censored].
It's so weird. - Okay.
- Now I know why I'm gay. - (both laugh)
- (PvF) Well, that is it. - Oh, no.
- (PvF) That's our challenge. - You would've thought
that this would be the punishment. - Right?!
That's what I would think. - So now I'm terrified.
- (PvF) Congratulations, Austin. You were the only person
to avoid some of Adult Swim's most tempting and rare bites.
And for that, we have your favorite
fast food trio for a reward. - Let's go! Let's go!
- (Master Shake) Hang on. Don't go. Look.
- (laughs) - Heyyy.
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force. - Yeah! Flash fry it!
- We get a wheelbarrow with a cow in it.
- Oh, he's injecting it. - Oh, they're injecting cheese
into the cow! - (laughs) Into the udders.
- Dude! - Yeah. (laughs)
- Meatwad. - I love Meatwad.
- Frylock, Meatwad, and Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
are here to give you that sweet taste of victory.
- Oh my god, the little eyes.
- (PvF) Unfortunately, Sharon, Brian, Izzy, Danny, Zaria, you were tempted
by Adult Swim's tastiest treats. And for that, you must suffer
the consequences. ♪ (bagpipe music) ♪
- All right. You know what this is, don't you, Scottish?
- (sighs) - Samurai Jack?
- Ah, Samurai Jack. Right. - It's probably food encased
in a stomach of some sort. - Haggis.
- What? - (laughs)
- (group) Sheep's stomach stuffed meat and barley!
- Something stomach stuffed with meat and power.
Bro, what the?
- Oh, man. - (PvF) The Scotsman was an ally
to Samurai Jack, but he's no ally to you.
Enjoy Scotland's national dish, haggis. - Wow.
- There's intestines in here? - Oh my god. I don't wanna eat it!
- (PvF) How are you feeling right now?
- Ahh! - Mm-mm-mm.
- Dang, you are not-- you are fearless.
- (snickers) - It is sheep's stomach
filled with meat and (in Scottish accent) barley!
- I'm sorry, but what about putting something in an intestine
is supposed to be okay, like legal?
- It's not bad. Just don't tell me what's inside.
That's it. - (PvF) All the body parts of--
- I don't-- Nicole! - Cheers.
- Yeah. Sink her and drink her.
It's actually rather nice. It's spiced fairly well.
- I will finish this entire thing before you start.
Don't make me. - Now I'm eating the brains
of a milkshake man. And if that's not success, what is?
- That one was kind of like, "Ugh!" But you could do it.
- That's what a winner looks like. - Everything that you have presented
in some way, shape, or form has been off-putting.
Donut on a burger, [censored] a pie, like...
- You want some milky to wash it down?
(laughs) - Nope.
- Thank you so much for watching People Vs. Food.
- What did you guys think of this Try Not To Eat episode?
- Let us know. And let us know what else
we should try in the comments down below.
- Be sure to like and subscribe! - Bye!
- Peace. - Let us know.
And let us know what other-- [censored]. (laughs)
Let us know. And let us know-- (laughs)
- Come on. - Let us-- what was it?
Let us know and let us know what other-- (laughs)
Let us know! Let us know what other--
oh, [censored]. (laughs) Can we skip that one?
- (PvF) Nope. - (laughs) Let us know.
And let it snow! Let us know.
And let us know what else we can try... - The trick is to also slow down.
- ...in the comments below! I got it! I got it!
Oh, snap! [Censored]! - I'm sorry.