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welcome to watch mojo and today we're
counting down our picks for the top 10
times
robot chicken made fun of disney not all
of us will live to wish upon a star
tonight but we give our lives for a
greater good
oh dear i think i'm getting sleepy
i don't belong and my dad's not a
villain but name another girl that does
as much killing
what you got here for this list we're
looking at some of the funniest
occasions when the animated stop-motion
series robot chicken parody disney
properties
if there's a moment you wish upon a star
to be on our list make your dreams come
true by telling us about it in the
comments
number 10 where the dirty people are
being a mermaid ariel's fascination with
humans sees her collect
all kinds of things we consider trash
and this sketch posits what would happen
if she visited new york city's dumping
ground
the east river check out these things
aren't they cool how would you sit upon
this type of stool
what ensues is a musical number in which
the little mermaid examines all manner
of gross things new yorkers have thrown
away
she also sings of her desire to
experience new york for herself
doing things like riding the subway or
shopping at bloomingdale's
ride in the subway it takes you far
central park bloomingdale's staten
island
however aerial experiences a rude
awakening when she
bursts onto the river's surface and a
bird immediately
poops in her mouth not only is the
sketch a dark twist on ariel's most
famous song
it's also a surprisingly well-sung one
oh one of those flying rats just [ __ ] in
my mouth
number nine the blue identity the born
identity follows jason bourne
a spy with amnesia trying to unravel his
former life
relbot chicken decided to do the same
thing but with blue from the jungle book
and tailspin
baloo's flashbacks to his time as a bush
pilot and cia
asset lead him down a rabbit hole of
betrayal violence and more
cross-dressing than you would expect
what's wrong baloo oh i'm having those
dreams again
about a life where i flew a plane and
ate tacos
and sometimes dressed in drag nominally
to solve crimes but mostly because i
just enjoyed it it's a bizarre mashup
but it somehow really works featuring a
good balance of humor and a surprising
amount of narrative for a less than
three minute sketch
agent 754 is in danger of remembering
his former life as a bush pilot and cia
asset looks like our plan is falling
into a real tale
spin tail's been referring to both a
plane flying out of control and a crazy
story
yeah we get the word play there's even a
running gag involving characters over
explaining puns
basically it's an idea robot chicken was
born
to create you see born as in to be
birthed but also like jason bourne
you get the word play yeah we get the
word play number eight island of
recalled toys
happy family midge welcome to the island
of recalled toys okay this one isn't a
specific disney parody but it
prominently contains a disney character
so we're gonna count it
this sketch sees a pregnant barbie doll
finding herself on a strange island full
of toys that were recalled for various
reasons
she's shown around by a buzz lightyear
cup whose straw
is located in an unfortunate position
and this is the buzz lightyear aisle
back in 1995 short-sighted retailers did
not order enough dolls to meet demand
the numerous recalled toys have an
amusing defect or
suggestive aspect to them that is made
all the funnier by the fact that they're
all
real or inspired by real-life toys
although we wouldn't have quite the
extreme reaction buzz does to seeing
pregnant barbie letting it all hang out
we understand the sentiment love your
leg warmers
nice ass cut number seven pay the crab
sebastian the crab has got some
impressive pipes
and his musical numbers are some of the
best in the little mermaid
yeah you see her sitting there across
the way
she don't got a lot to say but there's
something
about her in this sketch ariel and
eric's romantic swamp boat ride is
interrupted when sebastian requests eric
tip him for helping set the mood
enjoying your night with ariel
maybe you want to show your appreciation
to the house why do you deserve a tip
oh you think a swamp is naturally
romantic however eric objects
as he feels the crustacean is getting in
the way if anything
some threats and the precision use of
his pincers ultimately allow sebastian
to convince the prince to fork over the
cash
they also leave eric nervous about
pursuing things further
it's a short scene but it features an
amusing take on sebastian
and one of his famous songs pay the crab
before her boobs you grab
or your nuts will stab and you'll bleed
out my friend
number six dead disney moms it's no
secret that disney animated films have a
lot of dead or
absent mothers this sketch takes the
idea to its logical conclusion by
featuring a series of scenes where
disney characters visit their mother's
graves
we see bambi's mom give him some
incredibly dark advice from the
afterlife
traumatizing him all over again i
thought you were gonna tell me like i
was the one true
king or something no you're a deer
dear are meaningless meaningless
meaningless then we proceed to ariel and
triton
the latter of whom has a flashback that
reveals that her mom was a dolphin
oh she was enthusiastic the most
beautiful one in her pod
oh that's wait pod what part lastly we
see nemo and his dad marlon
who are apparently jewish pray over the
grave of his late wife
in a fishbowl nemo put on your yarmulker
for your mother i don't want to we're
fish this is stupid
mickey mouse then reveals how monstrous
his own mom was
when it comes to dark humor dead mom
jokes are
definitely up there mice are monsters
number five
disney princess war a summit between the
various disney princesses takes a turn
when merida from brave takes issue with
snow wife's dwarven friends mining on
her land
i came here looking for justice instead
i found treachery this quickly escalates
into full-scale war
with two factions forming to battle each
other though one is significantly more
well-armed bring me the scalp and or
weave of snow
white unfortunately ariel ended up
bringing an atomic thingamabob that ends
up wiping nearly everyone out
oh you just don't know what words are
that's your thing
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bend over and grab your ankles
even merida who appears to be the sole
survivor doesn't last long thanks to
tinkerbell
this sketch has a lot of great jobs at
the various princesses and their
respective films
and features the show's trademark grim
humor
number four mission kim possible where
where
where have i caught the great kim
possible a parody of kim possible
this scene sees kim infiltrate the
palace of kim jong-un to steal north
korea's nuclear launch codes
however she's soon caught in a cage by
the supreme leader
which is located over a pit with
alligators in it the two exchange
barbs about everything from jonghyun's
personal life to the possibility that
possible has had implants oh and did we
mention that practically every other
sentence contains a pun featuring the
word kim
you're so immature even one of the
alligators gets in on the wordplay
overall the idea for the sketch is
patently ridiculous
but it manages to be funny provided you
like puns he's a kim pregnator
you're dead to me david number three
goofy and clarabel
so goofy did your parents take it okay
when you told them
you and clarabelle are together well of
course
minnie why wouldn't they because she's a
cow and you're a dog
it's all it's unnatural at a dinner
party with various disney couples the
topic of goofy and clarabel's
relationship comes up
with mickey declaring their relationship
unnatural since they're two different
species
a meeting is then called in which
various disney characters weigh in on
the issue
with a resolution to ban couples of
different species
although walt disney himself objects
saying that the happiness he sought to
spread had nothing to do with bigotry
uncle remus from song of the south kind
of undercuts his point
just look at me uncle remus you
tail's a master disney it's a funny
sketch with the romantic lives of disney
characters proving great fodder for
comedy
also where do you come down on the whole
beast and bell thing
do they count or not ah just a reminder
i'm actually
human under all this so belle and i are
cool right guys
number two mickey's admirer the early
female disney characters
aren't exactly original
in this sketch this is lampooned when
minnie mouse admires mickey from across
the diner
although donald duck suggests he go talk
to her mickey rejects the idea
how about you notice she looks exactly
like me while he leaves when she comes
over claiming that he is not obsessed
with himself enough to date her
donald isn't quite so picky although he
initially finds his feminine counterpart
daisy hideous
donald decides to hit on her anyway
never would have figured donald for a
narcissist
before we unveil our top pick here are
some honorable mentions
toy story 4. thankfully this didn't turn
out to be what the real movie was like
we're gonna play tomorrow you bet pal
you bet
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walt disney attacks cyborg spider walt
disney versus cuba
only on robot chicken
you've got a collectible asset in me
andy's got a friend who's worth a mint
online
where did you guys come from ebay andy
ordered us when he couldn't find you but
we're irreplaceable at andy's heart
and he spent exactly 32 dollars and 44
cents to replace
all of you and his heart seems fine
poisoned apple
evil queen if you're gonna kill her at
least be green
was it made with growth hormones i don't
think so
look just eat the apple i'm sorry i
really can't eat this apple unless i
know it's free of hormones or pesticides
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number one taken to neverland another
mashup sketch
this one puts peter pan together with
taken when pan takes the kids away to
neverland
the darlings call on brian mills to use
his particular set of skills which
now includes flying to get their
children back what's he
saying he's saying uh
that's the dial tone dial tone this is a
very old phone
watching mills kill the lost boys and
mermaids while wearing a seashell bra no
less
is way funnier than it has any right to
be wendy where
are your brothers bear on the pirate
ship to cap it all off
he offs captain hook with a cheesy
one-liner squashes tinkerbell
and finishes off both peter pan and his
shadow in the same way
don't mess with liam neeson kids
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