- I SAW THE PICTURES OF YOUR PETS,
WHICH, YOU KNOW, WHO ISN'T OBSESSED WITH THEIR OWN PETS?
I MEAN, EVERYBODY, SO YOU TAKE LOTS OF PICTURES.
- WE'RE OBSESSED WITH EACH OTHER'S.
- YEAH, WE ARE.
- SO YOU HAVE A LITTLE PUPPY THAT'S CUTE,
AND YOU HAVE A KITTEN, AND LET'S--
WHO ARE WE SHOWING FIRST?
LET'S TAKE A LOOK. - OKAY.
AW, BETTY!
- THAT'S A HORRIBLE PICTURE.
[laughter]
- WHAT IS THE NAME OF THAT CUTE DOG?
- BETTY. - BETTY?
- BETTY. - YES.
- OH, MY GOD, IS IT A YORKIE? - IT IS.
- AND THEN THIS IS YOUR KITTEN. - THAT'S MILLIE BOO-BOO!
- [sighs] - THAT'S MILLIE.
- AND MILLIE WAS HOW OLD WHEN YOU RESCUED HER?
- SHE WAS THREE OR FOUR WEEKS OLD.
- WOW, THAT'S YOUNG TO GET A KITTEN.
- YEAH, SHE'S A BABY.
WELL, THEY TOLD ME SHE WAS OLDER,
BUT SHE WASN'T.
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO GET THEM
UNTIL THEY'RE, LIKE, YOU KNOW, HEALTHY,
BUT SHE WAS SICK, SO I GAVE HER ALL HER MEDICINE.
[audience awws]
- I MEAN... - LOOKIT MY BABY!
- [laughing]
- HAD YOU EVER HAD A KITTEN BEFORE?
- I FOSTERED A FEW KITTENS. - OHH!
- MY GOD, OH, MY LITTLE BOO.
- THERE'S NOTHING CUTER THAN A KITTEN.
I MEAN, THEY ARE HILARIOUS, AREN'T THEY?
- YEAH, THEY ARE THE FUNNIEST. - LOOKIT.
- SHE'S--SHE STILL DOES THAT. SHE'S SIX MONTHS NOW.
BUT YEAH, I FOSTERED A PAIR OF KITTENS THAT GOT ADOPTED,
AND IT WAS, LIKE, ONE OF THE HARDEST, SADDEST THINGS
TO LET THEM GO.
- TO LET THEM GO? - YEAH.
BUT IT'S GOOD NOW. - THEY'RE CUTE.
THEY CAN CLIMB ANYTHING AND GET IN THINGS.
THAT'S THE THING ABOUT KITTENS.
- THEY'VE GOT LITTLE, LITTLE KNIFE TEETH.
- YES.
- AND WHEN THEY'RE TEETHING LIKE THAT,
I MEAN, YOUR HAND IS JUST GONE.
- SO PUPPIES TOO, THEY HAVE THE LITTLE SHARP TEETH LIKE THAT.
both: YEAH.
- AND YOUR DOG-- IS IT YORKIE OR NO?
- IT IS, YEAH, YEAH.
- SO WHAT ARE THESE APPS THAT YOU DO?
- THIS IS AN APP THAT WE DISCOVERED
THAT WE LOVED TO SEND PHOTOS BACK AND FORTH
WITH THIS APP THAT'S CALLED MY TALKING PET.
- OKAY, LET'S SEE.
[cheers and applause]
- THAT'S GREAT.
- I LOVE WHEN IT GOES UP, THE HIGH PITCH.
- COOLEST. - I KNOW.
- NO, IT'S NOT FAIR.
I WANT TO SEE THE KITTEN ONE TOO.
LET'S SEE THIS. - YEAH!
- YEAH! - GO TO THE NEXT APP.
- [singing high-pitched funk song]
- THAT'S HILARIOUS.
- WE SPENT HOURS--HOURS.
- ALL RIGHT. - HOURS AND HOURS.
- HOURS SENDING THESE BACK AND FORTH.
- "2 BROKE GIRLS" AIRS TONIGHT AT A NEW TIME.
IT'S 8:30 ON CBS. AND WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.