♪ (old-school video game music) ♪
(teen) Previously on Outlast: Whistleblower...
(shrieks)
Aaah!
Oh!
Holy [bleep].
(shrill grumbling)
Ooh, jive!
(teen) This time on Outlast: Whistleblower.
(floorboards creak)
(in game: panting)
It's too quiet. It's way too quiet.
It's scarily quiet. What's that?
Oh, there's a thing.
I found something.
Ooh, nice!
(documents rustle)
"The documents are updated in your notepad." Okay.
- Okay. - (in game: panting)
Eh... who needs to read anyways?
Everything seems pretty calm right now.
Let's keep it that way.
- (grabbing battery) - Nice.
What do I do?
I need to get to the radio.
What's over there? That's nothing.
Oh.
Run and jump.
(electricity crackles)
Can I-Can I get up here?
(grunts) Ooh!
(low battery warning)
- ♪ (eerie music) ♪ - Ah, how do I have low battery?
I haven't even been using it.
I don't know if I should go on top of the vent or jump down.
I never know what I'm gonna get.
Aah!
Ah, my battery's dying. How do I get a new battery?
(Finebros) Press R.
(camcorder blips)
(camcorder powers up)
Clutch!
Okay.
(in game: ragged panting)
I hate it when his breath gets all ragged.
I don't like when his voice gets all... (pants)
This is scary. I don't like this.
♪ (scary music) ♪
Oh shoot.
Calm down. It's fine.
- (in game: devouring noises) - Ugh, this is disgusting.
I'm in, like, a meat locker.
And... ooh, getting a nice stew goin' I see, Schmister Chef.
(in game: munching)
Oh, Jesus.
(saw buzzes)
Okay, we're gonna have to avoid that.
I'm just gonna go through this door.
- (loud clatter) - Dammit.
Aah, how do I get out of here?
Is there a door over there?
I'm so scared he's going to see me.
He is gonna hurt me. He's gonna hurt me.
He's gonna see me or something right now.
- Let's just get out of here. - (in game: grunting)
- (loud explosion) - Oh my god!
Don't find me, my man.
- (loud explosion) - Aah!
(startled gasp) Shoot!
- (loud explosion) - (nervous laughter)
Oh my god, I don't even know.
In the microwave? Ugh.
(in game) Don't you look at us. I love him.
I'll look at you all I want.
(in game: ragged breaths)
Did he microwa--?
- (squelching noises) - He microwaved and exploded
that guy's head.
Now he just ate his heart.
I don't even-- (gasps)
Ew. Oh, I wanna get out of there.
That guy was really scary and buff looking.
- Phew. - (in game: agonized grunt)
I feel like this game is already more graphic than the last one.
(camcorder powers up)
(deep sigh) Okay. Yeah, I don't like this game.
Aah! Okay, I'm gonna go right.
♪ (scary music) ♪
(whimpers) Corners are scary.
(unsettling silence)
This is such a big building.
(man) I made it!
I... I think it's safe. Can you climb up?
Climb up there?
- What is going on? - (man 2) I'm coming, Cooper!
- (man) Can you climb up? - (man 2) I'm coming, Cooper!
Who's Cooper?
They're dead. They're dead.
Oh, unlock the handcuffs.
Well, how do I unlock the handcuffs?
- (man 2) I'm coming! - Where's the key though?
(man 2) Hold on!
Dude, I am the best parkourer-- I am better than my last character.
(in game: ragged breathing, sudden grunt)
(singing) ♪ Lookin' for the keys. ♪
Handcuff keys. Handcuff keys.
♪ (scary music) ♪
Heeeey. Hey.
Stay in your lane. Stay over there.
I hear scary music.
And a heartbeat.
(gasps)
(inhales sharply) That is not a man with a chainsaw.
No, no.
Gotta find some keys.
Oh, yo. Yo, not cool, bro.
Not cool.
Oh my god. It's a guy with a saw.
- (saw buzzing) - And I can't hide.
How do I hide?
I know that you're there. Now go away.
He is scary looking!
(in game) Come to me!
- ♪ (scary music) ♪ - Oh, no! You're gonna hurt me.
- (in game) Mine! - (shrieks) No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(screams) Come on!
He saw me, he saw me, he saw me, he saw me.
Okay, okay, okay. Let's find somewhere to hide.
Where do I go? Okay, okay, okay.
Running, running, running, running.
- ♪ (scary music) ♪ - Oh my god. Oh my god.
Let's find somewhere. Find somewhere, anywhere.
Anywhere at all. Anywhere.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey.
Let's stay away from me, yeah?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
This is why I don't like playing games.
I don't know what to do.
♪ (music grows frantic) ♪
Oh my god.
Uh-oh. I'm cornered. I'm cornered.
(in game) I can smell you!
Oh my god.
Find the keys, find the keys, find the keys, find the keys.
Glowing things, glowing things.
Do I have to hop up on something?
Let's just get out of here somehow.
♪ (music becomes frantic) ♪
Ah-hah! Yes!
Yes, go!
(in game: grunt)
- ♪ (jarring music) ♪ - Oh my god, that scared me.
♪ (jarring music) ♪
- This right? - (clinking)
Oh, [bleep].
(in game) Do you itch? You look like you have an itch.
I don't have an itch. Don't help me.
(in game) I want to help you.
Is he lying?
- (in game) I need to tell you a secret. - No, no.
You can-- I don't-- I'm not a good secret keeper.
You can stay over there.
(in game) Just a moment. I need to...
No thank you, sir. No thank you, sir.
Stop following me, bro. I don't got time for groupies.
Is that a key? Whoo!
Bye, Felicia.
- (alarm sounds) - Go.
(pounding noises)
(door creaks)
Okay, so do I have to backtrack now?
(door creaks)
Goooo this way.
(camcorder beeps)
- (in game) I have to feed. - No.
(in game) I have to feed.
- (camcorder powers up) - Where is that coming?
(gasps) Are you kidding me?!
- (in game) MINE! - (screams)
Okay. That scared me just a little bit.
(moans)
(in game: grunt)
Hop it.
Oh my gosh.
- ♪ (frantic music) ♪ - Oh no. Oh no.
[Bleep], [bleep], [bleep], [bleep].
Wait, I gotta get back through there.
Up! Up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
Parkour! Parkour! Hah!
Screw you.
(unsnapping handcuffs)
(deep sigh) Jesus Christ.
(unsnapping handcuffs)
Mmm!
How did I know exactly what key went with those handcuffs?
Like, am I a locksmith that knows exact--
I just look at keyholes and I'm like, "Yeah, that's the one."
This is so scary. This game is so scary.
Is that fire?
(water dripping)
Ugh...
(camcorder powers up)
Let's go see what's burnin'.
- (sudden noise) - Aah. Aah.
- (rumbling noises) - Ooh.
- (in game: scream) - (shrieks) Oh no!
What?! What?!
I can parkour like 200 feet in the air, but I can't--
- (in game: scream) - Whoa!!! Okay.
- (in game: scream) - Holy [bleep]!
- (in game: grunting) - [Bleep].
It's the guy.
- (saw buzzes) - The meat is mine.
What the-- no!
HEY! I got away from you. I got away from you.
He's, like, a skinny, bloody Santa Claus.
He has beautiful eyes.
I can't even be scared 'cause he's kind of beautiful.
- (in game) You stay there. - No way, José.
- (in game) And cook. - What?
(cackling)
[Bleep] Christ, that scared the [bleep] outta me.
Okay, I shouldn't have looked to see what the fire was
'cause now it's me.
(in game: wincing)
I need to get away from there.
How do I get out of this place?
Uh, uh, uh... go.
(whumping)
(brick crumbles)
Jesus Christ.
Get out, get out, get out, get out.
Come on!
- (brick crumbles) - Hulk SMAAAASH!
Nice.
(in game) No! No! You were mine!
No, I wasn't.
He tried to cook me and eat me.
I-I am so sorry, beautiful eyes, but I gotta go.
Exit. Don't mind if I do.
(heavy sigh)
♪ (eerie music) ♪
(rungs creak)
- (distant screaming) - Oh, [bleep].
(distant screaming)
Whaaaah!
A guy just fell through the ceiling.
Okay, um... noted. Not gonna go up there.
Actually, I think I have to go up there.
Did he fall? Or did someone throw him?
- (in game: grunt) - Nice.
Okay.
(sniffing) Makin' progress, makin' progress.
Up, up, and up.
(in game: grunting)
(exhales sharply) And then... Jesus.
Where are we going?
Where am I supposed to go?
- (dust settles) - I gotta shimmy?
Oh, I'm gonna fall.
Don't fall. What else-- how did this guy fall?
I want-- I need to know how that guy fell.
Okay, come on. You can do it.
♪ (eerie music) ♪
Ooh, if the Walrider comes, I swear to god...
Oh, not fair.
Okay, I've got to say, that's not [bleep] fair.
I can't do anything.
(in game: ragged breaths)
Wait, so, okay.
- (in game: grunt) - (static)
Okay. Vents.
They're safe as far as I know.
That was a fun little obstacle course.
Probably to my death.
Guess I'm falling back in.
(landing)
(camcorder powers up)
Oh, I can't get through here.
Look at that battery. It's just taunting me.
(shrilly) Pick me up!
Is it-- oh!
It looked like a super-long corridor from here,
so I was like, "Oh my god, I have to go all the way down there."
(floorboards creak)
- ♪ (unsettling music) ♪ - Oh my-lanta.
(camcorder powers up)
It's him. It's the cannibal.
I heard the butcher. I heard him.
The meat man. My main meat man.
(camcorder powers up)
Who are all these people?
What-- Isn't it--?
The guy just decided to hang up three of the exact same pictures
on the same wall?
"Colon... colonic hydrotherapy."
So, like, your colon? Like, your butt.
(sniggers)
- Oh my god. - (low battery warning)
♪ (scary music) ♪
- (in game: uneven breathing) - (low battery warning)
Jesus Christ! Not this [bleep] again.
♪ (frantic music) ♪
(in game: grunt)
Ah, no, that's where I [bleep] came from. Goddamn it.
(in game: grunt)
Ah, I can't do anything. I can't do anything.
I can't do anything. I'm [bleep].
(death rattle)
(sighs) I don't like this.
I don't like this game.
You're joking! Come on!
There were lockers back here.
(in game) You're mine!
♪ (frantic music) ♪
I can hide for sure.
Ah, come on! I thought that was pretty good.
(saw buzzes)
Santa Claus, please. I need to go. Go!
No, I couldn't walk. Come on!
Santa, this isn't what I wanted for Christmas!
- Oh my god! - (saw buzzing)
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Yo! Jukes!
(saw buzzes)
No "F"s given for you, man.
♪ (frantic music) ♪
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I'm outta here, baby. Ha ha!
♪ (frantic music) ♪
Oh my god, are you for real?
Dude, yes! This is perfect 'cause he probably can't fit, right?
(music fades away)
Yes, once the scary music stops, you know you're safe.
(heavy sigh) God, that was a struggle.
Jesus Christ.
Whoo-hoo-hoo! (laughing)
Ah, thank god.
Jesus Christ.
This is brutal. I just like...
I just feel so defenseless.
I've-- I-- ugh!
I've never had to play a game like this.
That's it for today.
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Bye! Why is everyone in here insane?
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