- [Keith] Dolphins!
(splash)
Oh (bleep), Oh (bleep), we're going down!
We're at Hilton Head Island, my family comes here a lot.
The other night, we were doing karaoke at a bar,
and we met two dudes, Campbell, and Drew Davis.
Now they're gonna take us fishing.
(honky tonk music)
- [Keith] Oh shoot, that's a big forklift.
Check out that big ass bird.
- How you doin' man?
- [Keith] Good, how you doin'?
- Good.
- So, this is my first time, going fishin'.
I've never been fishin' before.
- [Brian] Wow.
- I'm excited.
- I used to go fishin' in high school,
with my buddy, Jay, but it's been, oh gosh,
at least 15 years, something like that.
- This is the second time I've been
in the Atlantic Ocean this year.
Last time, I was chased by sharks, and I vomited.
- Last time I went fishin', there was a huge storm.
We all ended up in the water, didn't catch any fish.
But, you know, I'm excited, anyway.
- We're gonna go out on the water,
we're gonna try to catch some fish.
And we'll learn about the most important parts of fishing,
and then we're gonna bring some fish back, and,
I don't know, then we'll have some dead fish.
All right, let's go.
(guitar riffs)
(honky tonk music)
- Yeah, so this all used to be docks, before the hurricane.
- [Keith] Oh (bleep), that was from the hurricane?
- [Drew] Yeah.
- [Brian] Wow.
- [Keith] Wow, that's what hurricanes do, I guess.
Here's to not vomiting, this time.
- Hi, my name is Drew Davis.
- Campbell Goss, nice to meet you.
- [Drew] And what we're gonna do, today, guys,
is we have a couple of rods soakin' out here.
And we're goin' after black drum,
redfish, sheepshead, trout, the inshore species
down here, at Hilton Head Island, South Carolina.
We're both inshore guys, and that's what we love to do,
so we're hopin' to get you guys on some fish,
and make a good afternoon out of it.
- Around here, you go out, you catch your own bait.
We got some clams.
All right, you ready to smash some clams?
- [Keith] Yeah.
- [Campbell] All right, you take it like this,
and bang 'em like a caveman, just against each other.
- [Keith] Yeah, that's how the otters do it.
(polka music)
- [Campbell] And one will break, and then
you just break off that, and toss it into the water.
- [Keith] Man, I did a shitty job, is that enough.
- [Campbell] You know what, you did a fine job.
You can eat that, if you want.
- [Brian] I don't.
- Ugh, no, I didn't like that.
- [Cameron] Oh, did you actually try it?
- I did, yeah.
(laughing)
- Basically, you take that bait.
Nice little chunk of meat.
Little tough part, right there in the clam,
so you put that right on the hook.
- [Keith] How often do you cut your finger, doing this?
- [Campbell] All the time.
- [Keith] How many tetanus shots you had?
- [Campbell] Um, none.
- [Keith] Oh, wow.
(laughing)
- Right here, next to these pilings, these fish come in.
Best way to cast it out, put your index finger right there.
Cast it right towards the pilings.
(electronic keyboard chords)
(fishing line winds out)
(splash)
- When you get it there, you flip this back over.
- That way?
- Yep.
That way, when the fish pulls it out,
you'll snag 'em, so.
- Then I put it in the hole.
- [Campbell] We'll let that sit, and hopefully, we get one.
- Did I cut my finger, already?
How did I do that?
- [Brian] Your fingers are dirty.
(foghorn blasts)
- [Drew] We call those guys googans.
- [Keith] Wait, is that, googan?
What's in it? - Googan?
- It's a charter fishing term for
a geek, like, fishing, I guess.
- You know the brim hat with-- - Fisher
- 15 different lures, and a disposable camera.
- [Keith] Yeah, I thought we should have
dressed up like that.
(Drew laughs)
- [Campbell] You should have.
- So, pretty much, catching a fish is,
you're gonna wanna watch your rods.
So we staked 'em out in the water,
the bait's soakin'
you're gonna watch your rod tips.
And when they start hittin' a little bit,
it means the fish is chewing on it.
So when it totally bends over.
- [Brian] Like that.
- [Keith] Oh, like that.
- All right, can one of you guys come over here, real quick?
- [Keith] Brian, get in there.
(shouting)
- [Campbell] Get over there.
- [Brian] All right. - All right, you just start
reeling this down.
(suspenseful music)
- [Keith] Thank you, Brian.
- [Drew] Oh, nice little speed back.
(laughing)
- [Keith] Yay!
- [Keith] He's a winner!
Oh, he's so little!
- [Campbell] These are way too small to keep.
I think they have to be 13, 14 inches to keep, so.
- [Brian] He looks like a goofy-lookin' weirdo.
- [Keith] Yeah. - [Campbell] Yeah.
- [Campbell] All right. - [Brian] Look at him.
- [Campbell] Is this your first saltwater fish?
- [Brian] This is my first saltwater fish.
- [Campbell] You have to kiss it.
(romantic foreign music)
(kissing pucker)
- [Campbell] Awesome. - [Brian] All right.
- [Brian] See you later, buddy.
Stop number two.
First dock wasn't good, it was too broken up.
- [Keith] Oh, there's a crab in the boat!
- [Brian] Oh, Crab!
- [Campbell] This is one thing they do is curl up in a ball.
What you do with these is basically,
the legal way to do it,
you don't keep the whole crab.
You first break off the biggest claw,
keep the claw and throw back the crab.
- [Keith] It'll grow another one.
- [Campbell] It'll grow another one.
- [Keith] Okay, about to say, that seems, like
kinda shitty!
- [Campbell] Yeah, yeah.
Little guy's going back in.
- [Keith] Thanks for lendin' us a hand!
(laughter)
Oh my gosh, you look so nice.
Let me fix those glasses.
(laughter)
There we go, all fixed.
Pinchin' your butt!
Pinchin' your butt, Campbell!
Pinchin' your butt!
(thud)
Hey, what's the deal with all these gnats?
- Well, these gnats stink.
And we call them dog dick gnats
because every time we're always hunting with dogs,
they're always around the dog's dick,
so, just kinda, say whenever you're out in public,
just be like, "God, these dag, these dog dick gnats suck."
(laughter)
(heavy metal music)
- Wicked cold, huh?
- All right.
So now we're out redfishing, guys.
This is a little bit different,
so instead of fishing the docks,
what we're doing is we're fishing these oyster beds
along the bank.
- [Keith] We're cuttin' these up for bait right now.
- Yeah, yeah, these are just weight.
These are called mullet.
Nickname is cookie, though.
- [Keith] Cookie?
- Yeah, you'll get on the radio and be like,
"I'll trade you a rum drink for a couple cookies."
- [Keith] Well we got some cookies in the water,
hopin' for some redfish.
We got one, two, three, four, five.
(singing) How do you know that I was fishin'
'til I met a fish.
- Look what she got.
(bleep) (bleep)
- [Keith] All right, somebody get over there.
- [Campbell] As soon as we - [Keith] Brian!
- [Keith] Ouch, I got it, Drew, I got it, I got it.
- [Campbell] Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it!
- [Keith] Yeah! - [Campbell] Yeah!
(bleep) (bleep)
- [Keith] It's hard to fight.
- [Campbell] Pull up.
- [Keith] Pull up, like this?
- [Keith] Oh, God, it's so far away!
I'm not strong.
It's so heavy! - [Brian] You know how heavy.
- [Keith] Oh my God, he's big!
My God, he's so strong!
Stop... fighting... you big (bleep) fish!
Come out, come out, come out.
Nice!
(claps)
Sweet!
Oh, he didn't even eat his cookie!
(Campbell laughs)
He didn't even get to eat his cookie!
Oh God!
- That's a fatty.
(Keith sighs)
- [Keith] God, I'm Exhausted.
(laughing)
Hey, I'm so sorry about all this.
He's not gonna bite my face?
- No, he won't.
- He's so big.
- All right, kiss him!
- He's lookin' at me. (laughs)
- Just kiss him.
(kissing pucker)
(romantic music with vocals)
(kissing pucker)
- Hey, this my fish y'all, what up?
(laughter)
Yo, we're from Hilton Head Island,
this guy, he's slowly suffocating in my hands.
(laughter)
All right.
So, Charlie, who I had such an intimate romance with,
he's too big.
So we gotta give him back to the ocean.
- Bye guys!
- [Keith] I don't have to die today.
(laughter)
Go on, Charlie!
- [Campbell] Bye, buddy!
- [Keith] Tell your friends about us!
- [Campbell] There are more where they're at.
You gotta do the fisherman's handshake.
- My hand's still gross.
- [Campbell] Do the fisherman's handshake.
- [Keith] What's that?
(hands clapping)
Thank you.
(laughter)
How big is the fish I caught?
- [Brian] 27 inches.
- It's a big fish.
So, uh... did it,
Ya know?
We really went fishin'.
- It was very exciting for me.
Like, a lot of fishing is not fishing.
- [Keith] Look at them, beautiful.
- And those parts are fun, too.
You're on a boat havin' a good time
with your bros.
- The highlight of the day was we got this crab.
And as a token of appreciation for being caught,
he gave us his arm.
Let's go eat that crab.
(thud)
(splash)
(clash)
(clink)
- How are we gonna get into this crab?
(smash)
- [Keith] Is that all you guys got a little piece.
- [Brian] Small taste.
- [Keith] Yeah.
- [Female] It's really good though.
- [Keith] Yeah?
Say bye.
- Bye.
(romantic accordion music)
screech