Okay lets go back to the beginning,
I guess we can do this one last time.
I suppose it was a day like any other.
No coins, no work and everything crashing down around me.
A regular Tuesday.
I ran a little detective agency: Luigi's.
Problem is most people think it's a pizza place.
Do you guys do vegan pies?
Famous Luigi’s is on 3rd!
Then she walked in and everything changed.
Howdy stranger.
Peach. What the hell do you want?
You got a lotta nerve, after what you done to me!
Let me guess, you need a hand?
Very funny.
Back in '07, out on the star cup, I inked her
and her life took a hell of a turn.
Drugs, Gambling, Religion then back to Drugs,
then a brief stint selling shell based jewellery on etsy,
which of course fell apart.
I can't do any pro-bono,
I'm a little tight as it is.
You owe me ya’ rotten bastard,
you're lucky I don't burn this place to the ground!
These things will kill ya…
Here’s hoping.
Alright alright, I never could say no to that face.
What's the job?
Mario's been out late, staying at the office and he ain't working.
I think he's in a bad way. I got coins.
Money talks, at least this way I can get one monkey off my back.
GIMME MY RENT!
I knew she was trouble the minute I first laid eyes on her,
but some part’a me still hoped we’d end up together somehow,
at least for a night, but she was hung up on that sawn off little dork…
Who are you talking about?
My Brother. I’m filling in the story
You telling me a story?
How else you gonna get to sleep?
Mmmm yeah keep going.
You don't look so hot,
maybe you should see a doctor....
You're toxic.
Tell me something I don't know.
I oughta let this shit rot out your guts and let your ass haunt a mansion
What the hell are you talking about?
What am I looking at here?
Blue Shells.
You got enough of the suckers in ya to take out a whole rainbow cup.
Here.
Ow! You treat all your patients like this?
What patients?
I don’t have no proper patients no more.
I’m stuck gluing shells on Bowser’s errand boys.
Me. Reduced to this, by my own brother.
You ain’t still sore about that pill thing are you?
That was years ago?
You blew my whole practice you dipshit!
I had a great side hustle here,
that along with the princesses we were bringing in for the mario parties
I was making serious bank!
I keep telling you I had nothing to do with that.
I had everything to do with it.
Led the police right to his door
and on top of that I'd found a way to get in on the take
without him suspecting a thing.
What you gonna do?
I had rent to pay.
And by that I mean gambling debts.
And by that I mean child support.
How long do I got?
12 hours, 11 seeing as you been passed out.
11 hours. I got work to do.
Barely enough time to hit up the usual suspects and grab a drink.
Guess I'll take my whisky to go.
Where are you going?.
I’ve got a new case.
Who killed the man in the mirror.
If I don’t see you again, always remember…
Remember what?
I can jump higher than you short ass.