- So, it's no secret that people are nosy as hell.
And when I see a big purse walking down the street,
I wanna know what's in it.
But I'm not alone.
There are videos on the internet
where people go through each other's phones,
each other's Tender profiles, and each other's purses.
And that's where we're landing today.
It's Devi-Like, and today,
we're going through my dance bag.
Which I haven't emptied in eight months.
And I'm gonna tell you the history
behind each of these items, if they're PG.
And my boss is right there (laughs).
(groans) I take this to my dance classes
that I teach and I take.
I just tend to like pile stuff in here.
And then, I'll take a shallow dive,
and empty out the top layer.
Getting started, these are the jeans I wore yesterday.
So, like, what I would typically do,
is just see that they're poking out.
And be like, "Okay, these need to go back or in the wash."
Also, context, before I even really get started,
I teach pole dancing.
So, the things that you may see me pull out of here,
maybe like skivvies,
or like, a random thong, don't be alarmed.
It's for my craft, okay?
And if you wanna see me pole dancing,
check out our pole dancing video that's on our channel.
The shirt I wore yesterday.
Yep, here it is, here she is.
She's inside out and wrinkled, great.
Let me just go ahead and KonMari fold this real fast.
What do we have here?
It's a Lisa Frank folder.
Or I'm sure Arianna Huffington
has one of these in her purses, as well.
These are some shorts.
I got these from Victoria Secret on sale for $13.
Freddie borrowed them in the pole dancing video.
You can see her wearing them.
Typically, I wear something else underneath them.
A paycheck, which I need to deposit,
so I'm just gonna keep that right there,
so I don't forget about it.
Here's an envelope.
And inside is, you guessed it, panties.
Yep, there was a time in my life,
where I would forget to pack clothing for the next day.
And I would just be so happy that I had my dance bag
with all these extra pair of skivvies and clothing in it.
I got my shoes, another.
They're eight inches tall, and I often dance in them.
They make me feel like Barbie.
Cool, moving on.
Here's a bra.
I was wearing this yesterday, as well.
Here is a book, "Love your Lady Landscape."
It's basically about, like, vaginas.
And loving your vagina.
I didn't mean to drop it so violently (laughs).
Here are some knee socks.
I also dance in these too, they're tattered to hell.
I like these knee socks
'cause you can put your foot through this hole,
or you could put it through this hole.
An empty bottle of perfume, J'adore.
'Cause sometimes I get smelly when I teach a lot.
There might still be a spritz in there.
I'm gonna smell like Charlize Theron all day.
Here's a scrunchie that I have from Forever 21.
When things go missing in my life,
it can either be in two places.
My dance bag or my cat's liter box.
Hopefully I find that tax form I was supposed to fill out.
There's been my Sharpies!
Okay, Sharpies are a thing that you always need.
But then, you can never find.
Here's a random mesh bag.
Speaking of bags within a bag,
here's another bag that's empty.
Here's an empty Allegra pill bottle.
Little known fact about me, I have Chronic Urticaria.
Which means I break out in hives every day.
I clearly annihilated this bottle of Allegra pills, so.
(bottle clangs)
What else do I have in here?
Oh, great, I got the top to that perfume bottle.
Look at that, now she's complete, except empty.
One single, sad wash cloth rag (laughs).
I probably was like, "I wanna pack this perfume,
"so I can smell better later.
"But I don't want it to break 'cause it's glass."
I know what I did, I did this.
And then, I did this.
It's all making sense now.
We're like detectives.
We are getting to the bottom of this mystery
that is my dance bag.
Here is a snack that I must've had (chuckles) at one point.
Shall we open it?
So, here's a spoon I used, probably for cereal.
- [Kristin] Spoon!
- Oh, wow, it still smells like maple syrup.
Oh, an unopened Cliff bar.
Well, this is handy for later.
I'm just gonna put this there, so I remember to take it.
Yeah, I did that, Mike.
Don't question my artist process, Mike.
In KonMari, they teach you to ask if this sparks joy,
if whether or not I should keep this.
While this was very useful in my life,
I can't say that this sparked any joy.
So, then, I have to thank it.
Thank you, and then, I can dispose of it.
Y'all done yet, 'cause we still have a lot to go.
Need I say more?
When you start working at BuzzFeed,
you're like, "Oh, my God, these stickers,
"They're everywhere.
"I'm gonna put them everywhere in my house.
"I'm gonna gift them out."
And then, you find them for like years afterwards.
I know I'm trashy,
I don't need you to tell me that, universe.
(gentle music)
This may have footage on it.
I should probably pop that in a computer,
(chuckles) and look at that later.
I'm glad my boss is over there (laughs).
I'm glad she's watching me do this!
Here is a ring that I love,
that I'll put on my finger so I don't forget.
Ah, if you're a modern women in 2017,
you too have put a necklace at the bottom of your purse
and then, it breaks.
And then, you just continue to keep pieces
in the bottom of your purse for years.
Must've put this in my purse like three years ago.
And then, I've just been like, "It's fine."
God, I'm a garbage person.
What else do I have?
(gentle music)
(Mike laughs)
I don't own a Canon camera.
But I work with them often (laughs).
Good, I'm sweating.
This is my boyfriend's brother's band.
This tshirt was not cute when it was given to me.
And then, I cut it into a crop top, and made it cute.
Some deodorant, oh, great.
(gentle music)
(chuckles) I've been sweating.
Another empty perfume bottle.
This time with Rose perfume.
And this one is actually empty.
We have, not one, but two lighters.
(gentle music)
That's a camera battery too, by the way.
The fact that I've had a lens cap,
an SD card, and a camera battery,
probably for eight plus months,
does not bode well for me later.
Let's play a fun game where we count
how many bras are still in this purse.
Not one, not two,
not three, but three.
Because there was this bra from yesterday,
so there were four bras in this purse.
Oh, I have my happy panties.
There's a heart,
there's a little peek a boo cutout at the back.
There's little tassels.
You know, my happy panties.
Here's my phone.
We have some lipstick that I haven't used in years.
Yes, another Sharpie!
I'm gonna keep them together.
And then, somehow attach them to my body.
Here's another receipt, from Malasins.
I purchased some coconut water,
a small coffee, and Lassin's water.
Do you know what that means?
That means that your girl was hungover (laughs).
This is an actual makeup brush
I've been looking for for a long time.
This is my Hour Glass makeup brush.
It's actually very expensive, and I like it a lot.
I'm so glad I found this (laughs).
And here's a paperclip, and here's a tie,
and here's some bobby pins,
and here's something with my name written on it.
And then, the rest of this is just trash.
Typically, I store my weed in this bag.
I'm so glad it wasn't in here.
Because we would've had to cut that part out.
(laughs) Snip, snip.
This bag is huge.
It was provided by my ex boyfriend's mom.
It's always so awkward
when your boyfriend's mom gives you a present,
and then, you break up with that boyfriend.
And then, you still like that bag,
so you carry it around for years.
But every time I think of it,
I think of, aww, thanks, Neal.
Your son sucks though.
I don't know if you guys know this
but I'm actually one
of the most organized women in Ladylike.
I have a calender that I keep, religiously.
My house is always clean.
I get regular oil changes.
But this is the corner of my life that is trash.
We'll have a fun, little video in a couple months
where we go through the shit that's on Kristin's desk.
Calling you out on that, Kristin.
This is Kristin's desk, typically.
With a laptop here.
Kristin's trash part of her life is her desk.
I'm guessing Jenn's is her trunk.
I'm thinking Chantel's trash part of her life
would probably be a linen closet.
I think, for Fred, we're going to have
to look like in her closet closet.
I would like to see Oprah's purse,
'cause I bet you it's not feng shui in there.
I'm surprised with how many pairs of panties
and bras and lighters that I pulled out.
You would think that I'm some kind
of Harley Quinn arsonist (laughs).
Also, I'm surprised there are no tampons in here.
I bleed regularly (chuckles).
Even though this is like a trash part of my life,
I do like the things that I pulled out of it.
'Cause it represents all different corners of my life.
Like, the pole dancing part of my life,
the filmmaking part of my life,
the smell part of my life.
Whose purse should we go through next, or phone, or trunk?
Tell us in the comments.
Also, if you wanna send me a picture
of all the shit that's in your purse,
hit me up on Instagram.
And I will comment on the shit
that you carry around on the daily.
(gentle music)
(flag squeaks)