- What's your favorite color?
My favorite color's blue because I like Smurfs.
- Have you seen Ben 10?
- Did you know that cheese is actually rotten milk
from a cow, and we like it!
(laughing)
- I like to be silent. Like the K and knife.
- (inaudible)
- They're hiking and Ben finds a rock
that has the Omnitrix in it.
- Have you ever tasted a spoon before?
- That's a fork.
- Oh, it's a fork, I'm sorry.
- What it does is it has aliens in it.
It has 10 aliens.
- Mom took me to Taco Bell before the dinner,
because I was so hungry.
I was threatening to jump out of the car.
- My best friend says it's okay to be Creepy.
- [Man In Red Shirt] Mom.
- Mom, I want to play with my iPad.
- Why are you here alone?
- Why aren't you married?
- How old are you?
How much do you weigh?
My momma said you need to loose some weight.
- Is it because you don't have a job like my dad?
- You're probably going to get canceled.
- Then, then, then, then, then, then
then Ben from the future and Gwen from the book,
Gwen knows karate in the future.
And they gotta fight evil gags.
(laughter)
(Ben 10 watch making sounds)
- Sometimes my mom leaves me at the play place
at 24 hour fitness for 4 hours.
- And my mom said my auntie Stacy is an alcoholic
because she drinks all the time.
(gags)
- Grandmother says I need to practice my smiling.
- [Man In Red Shirt] My mama said
that you were a little girl.
- [Man In Blue Shirt] Even though she's here right now,
we all saw her die three years ago.
- I'm from an orphanage.
- No you're not
- Yes I am
(inaudible babbling)
- (crying)
- [Woman In Yellow Shirt] He's crying, he's crying
- My momma makes me wear deodorant,
because I have premature sweat glands.
- It's the turkeys birthday
(everyone singing Happy Birthday to you)
- And in my head, there's a lady in there.
She's blonde. And during the day she's a television host.
- What's her name?
- Her name is Ellen.
(laughing)
- This one's a T-Rex Zilla. And this is Donny Osmond.
He does somersaults.
- [Woman In Yellow Shirt] Show me.
- Oh my gosh
- That's tight.
- Ellen asked me a bunch of questions
and she said she was going to give me a Prius.
- I want, I want a Prius.
- Moses, I can't have dessert 'till after dinner
because that's how society works.
- My mama said that my dad,
he's like really bad in a bed.
So that she's going to leave him when I'm 18.
- [Man In Blue Shirt] Cause he can't sleep very well
- [Man In Red Shirt] And now he's sneaking into the Turkey
he's going inside the cage.
- [Man In Blue Shirt] He's going inside. Help him! Help him!
- He won't fit.
- I will get it in
Mom said that mashed potatoes
is what happens to potatoes that are
bad boy and bad girl
- [Woman In Yellow Shirt] And this is what I have,
is a bad potato.
- Santa Claus is not real.
- That's not true, it's impossible!
- This is fart a** and he ******* gross.
- [Man In Red Shirt] You stink
- [Woman In Black Dress] Father, is this you father?
- Your dad is over there.
- Yes, this is my dad.
(burping)
- [Woman In Black Dress] I have seen you in my dreams
- My grandma's teeth, they're not real,
they just fell out like 10 minutes ago.
And she was like, (gagging)
- I ate your grandmothers' teeth.
- Will you take me to the bathroom?
It's not because of this.
- You will never have matching socks.
(gagging)
- Did it get in your mouth?
(laughing)
- You'll have indigestion forever.
- Why is your head shaped like that?
My mama said you got a cone head.
- My mom is vegan,
but I see her eating cheesy roles
in the middle of night.
- Did you know that, that, when I go to school,
Ms. Penny says that,
that we are all born with sin.
- What? I, nothing!
- It smells really bad.
- I didn't do it
_ Who pooped?
- That means it must be you.
I think you did it
- Did you know that at 25,
that's when your testosterone starts to go down.
So you probably only have a little bit.
- Hey Gracie, he's pooped.
- (inaudible) poop is over here on the floor
and it smells like your poop,
cause my poop doesn't smell like that.
- Where's his peepee
- Why are you doing that to Donny Osmond
- Nothing!
- Don't take Donny Osmonds' outfit off
that's a source of his power.
Look what you did to Donny Osmond.
Donny Osmond!
(singing happy Birthday)
- [Woman In Yellow Shirt] What's wrong with your doll?
- Does she have powers?
- I don't know what the **** you're talking about.
- I will kill her.
- Stop, stop, stop it.
I said ******* stop.
******* stop it!
It's my fart a**
(laughing)
What the *****
Let go of my fart a**
I said let go of him.
Let go of him.