News anchor1: Parenting alert this morning about the danger about teens vaping -
News anchor2: The FDA warning about liquid nicotine used in e-cigarette -
Boy: Next scene, you're hooked [finger snap] like that and - you can't stop.
[deep laughter]
Russell: So this week, a viewer sends in the request to prank his old boss Steve -
Russell: - who owns a vape shop.
Russell: Now Steve's a real tyrant.
Russell: And apparently enjoys bullying his employees.
Russell: He's also incredibly racist.
Russell: Check out what the requester said about his old boss.
Requester: We've had parents complaining about that their 15 year old's coming and boughten the vape from us before.
Requester: And his rule is: We are here to make money, not raise kids!
Requester: If they were raised correctly they woudn't be here.
Requester: When I worked in a night shift, I wasn't allowed to build coils for black people after midnight.
Requester: He refuses to hire black people.
Requester: The only reason I stayed at his business so long is, because I wanted to watch it burn.
Russell: So not only is Steve a total a-hole to his employees, but he also knowingly sells tobacco and vape products to minors -
Russell: - which is totally illegal.
Russell: In addition to that, he fired somebody for carding somebody who looked underage.
Russell: Dude's a psychopath.
Russell: Now watch what happens when I call up Steve as Abdo -
Russell: to accuse his off getting my son addicted to vaping.
Abdo: You stupid?!
[phone ringing]
Abdo: I was just wondering - do you have any recommendations for like a good rehab facility in the area?
Steve: For good rehab facility?
Abdo: To be honest man, my son has been one of your biggest clients uh -
Abdo: last year and - and this year but he -
Abdo: - he's buffing all day [breathing fast].
Abdo: He and his friend at school, they got addicted to the JUULPods and they were buying it from your store I guess.
Steve: How old is he?
Abdo: He's fifteen.
Steve: Oh, well he better not be at my goddamn store.
Steve: I'm in a f- restaurant, so I'm about to be cussing.
Abdo: Can you pay for a rehab for him for two weeks?
Steve: It's a a** whooping you give him. [laughing]
Steve: Whoop his a** like a whoop my kid's a**.
Abdo: What about your a**? How about I beat your a**, right? [slap sound]
Abdo: You - it's your fault.
Steve: First of all, you do better parenting -
Steve: - and second of all, if you want to beat my a** -
Steve: - where do you wanna meet?
Abdo: Calm down and take ownership for your mistakes, right?
Steve: I'm not calming down, don't call me -
Steve: you better look a picture of me before you talk about whooping my a**.
Abdo: yeah, you're that far, ugly guy I remember man, you're -
Steve: Yeah, well come here and find out how fat and ugly I am.
Steve: I think you're a short and stinky guy.
Steve: I think you stink like f-ing Pakistan.
Abdo: Brother, what kind of stupid -
Steve: [mocking]
Abdo: Wow, you now reached the point of the mental breakdown.
Steve: Kiss my a** boy!
Abdo: [slap sound] Did that one hit you close to home?
Steve: So I am fat and ugly, but this fata** will beat your motherfarking a**.
Abdo: How about you wobble outside your front door and I can come wave hello, how about that?
Steve: You want to come to my house?
Steve: You want me to give you my address?
Abdo: Do you want me just to come [censored] and make it easy for you that way you can just -
Steve: Yes, come to f-ing drive dude, come to f-ing drive.
Abdo: I live in [censored] too, right? So, that's why it's that close.
Steve: When am I gonna see you? When am I gonna see you?
Abdo: My son's right here, he's telling me -
Abdo: - "Is this the guy, right?" He's selling you all this vapor and stuff?
Steve: And you tell him - [indistinctive]
Steve: If you don't whoop his a**, I will!
Abdo: You can't do anything man, you barely take a walk around the neighbourhood -
Abdo: - just sit down in your recliner and just chill out.
Steve: You are about to find out what I can do homeboy.
Steve: I could knock - I'm UFC certified boy!
Abdo: Brother, you're KFC certified!
Steve: Hey Arab, listen to me you f-ing Arab.
Chris: Listen - listen you f-ing hillbilly. You sold me underage f-ing cigarette smoke, it's your fault.
Chris: Like, what are you talking about?
Abdo: Uh, hey watch your language.
Steve: Hey listen you [indistinctive] phrigian, I thought that you know - f-ing deodorant, you nasty fark.
Steve: Take your a** back to Middle East and blow your self up!
Chris: Hey, hello?
Steve: You've been responsible -
Chris: Listen, I'm actually -
Steve: you've been responsible for f-ing cammels.
Chris: Hello? I'm adopted!
Steve: You [censored] camel - blowing up -
Chris: Hey FYI -
Steve: Get your bitcha** out of the country!
Chris: I told you, I'm white! [phone call ends]
Russell: [laughing]
Russell: Oh my God.
Russell: So check this out, I spoke to the requester -
Russell: - and he heard that Steve was been super paranoid about Abdo being some kind of undercover agent or something.
Russell: The dude knows he messed up and now he's worried that the Laws are coming after him.
Russell: So, I'm thinking, good!
Russell: Maybe he learned a lesson and he's finnaly gonna stop selling to minors.
Russell: Especially, if I call him back one more time -
Russell: - to scare him just a [speaking as Abdo]: little bit more -
Russell: as Abdo.
[phone ringing]
Detective: My name is Detective Russell Schwartz.
Detective: I'm actually calling from the Anti-teen vaping coalition.
Steve: Okay.
Detective: I actually wanted to reach out regarding -
Detective: - just some complaints we've been getting here on out phone line -
Detective: - they actually been off the hook since yesterday afternoon.
Detective: there were numerous reports that uh -
Detective: - some underage children were able to walk in to your store location and seemingly walk out -
Detective: - nicotine or non-nicotine based uh - vapor products?
Steve: Let me just begin with this right here -
Steve: - the guy threatened me with my life, he told me my address, he was gonna come over there -
Steve: - and kick my a**, and I done my police report.
Steve: And we don't sell to underaged kids. So we are real strict on it -
Steve: - but you got that report from one guy.
Detective: Was this man's name's Abdul by any chance?
Steve: Yeah, he is Pakistanian or whatever, that's right.
Detective: He actually is right here on the other line with me right now, I wanted just to kinda get some closure about what's going on.
Detective: Again, I don't care about the logistics of who did what, the fact that the matter is -
Steve: Yeah.
Detective: We can't be having vaping products
Detective: - being sold out to the underaged kids.
Abdo: Yeah, he sold to my child, you know that? He sold to my kid.
Steve: Do you hear this, do you hear this?
Abdo: Be honest brother, tell him what happened.
Detective: Somehow, this is ended up logging 24 complaints in 24 hours from what seems to be unique individuals.
Steve: Yeah, we know how that happened.
Steve: He got all of his Arab friends to call and complain.
Steve: So - and he told me he's gonna do it!
Steve: He told me he was -
Steve: - flip me on the Channel 4 News.
Detective: I totally understand sir, we gave you -
Steve: Okay, let's see if we can resolve this *amblently* -
Steve: - without yelling at me.
Detective: - sir, how do you wanna resolve it?
Steve: Well *amblently*, you know, we're human. You know, when we talk and -
Abdo: But I don't understand like - what do you mean? You want to resolve it how? Which way do you want?
Abdo: Ambly?
Detecive: Sir, I wasn't able to hear that either.
Steve: AMBLICKY, what's the word I'm trying to say sir.
Detective: Uh -
Steve: Amblitlly?
Abdo: Brother, I want to fix this abickly too, right?
Abdo: I want this too like I-
Abdo: I - this is - where my head is at, I don't want to be big problem but I like I -
Abdo: - but I like ambickly.
Steve: Hey to you, I say from my heart, I am sorry.
Steve: If one of my associates sold to your kid.
Abdo: I'm glad we can resolve all differences brother, thank you so much man.
Abdo: In my culture we like to seal it and fix it with like a hug and a kiss on the cheek, do you think we can do that?
Steve: Man, I'd love that, I say thank you and I am so sorry that this is happened.
Abdo: I'm so glad we were able to fix this amblickly together, thank you so much.
Abdo: I will give you a kiss on the forehead now [kiss sound]
Abdo: I hope you can kiss me back.
Abdo: I - friendly kiss -
Steve: I kiss you back.
Steve: Hey, well listen to this!
Steve: [repeated kiss sound]
Abdo: Wow.
Detective: Well honestly -
Steve: With a hug!
Abdo: Wow, I love you so much brother, thank you for that, thank you.
Steve: Okay, we love you too, you have my best day.
Steve: And please, please, I hope the best for your kid, so -
Abdo: Thank you so much man, I'm really glad we were able to close it amblitctly. You have a nice day brother, take care.
Steve: Bye. Have a good day. Bye, bye. [phone call ends]
Russell: [laughing]
Russell: Oh my God! I was starting to get confused talking to myself.
Russell: But that was the most hilarious mindf**k that like - it like mended this problem by like -
Russell: psychologically mindf**k this guy even more.
Russell: He forgives Abdo, he kissed him, he hugged him!
Russell: Can't get much better than that!
Chris: Hello sir, I'mma grown man of legal age and would like to purchase one nicotine, please?
Steve: Okay! Amblently!