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hello everyone my name is david
and uh some of you may know me as the
kind of
sobby boy from umbrella academy diego
aka number two aka the kraken
today i am here to teach you a very
specific
survival mood the keys for people to
pick up these dance moves is to
basically not want to talk to anyone at
a party
you go to the dance floor and you move
people
will eventually start dancing with you
in conversation
will be the fifth thing to think about
i'm gonna i'm gonna guide you very
specifically through these moves
because you know just like me and billy
blanks
same person right you got the wave
obviously we see it in like those
really weird comedy romantic movies when
the guy goes
type in here and you go like this you
went like this no you got to make it
look good
think about it as the point of your
finger
to your knuckles to your wrists to your
elbows
to your shoulders go down it's a lot
easier
than it looks all right so try it
it's shoulder elbow
wrist knuckle finger now
this move specifically can give your
grandma
a heart attack because grandmas don't
expect you to look this cool
when you're growing up in a in a family
that everyone wants attention you really
have to know how to stand out so
when i moved to mexico one of the
biggest things was
pop locking you know just being able to
look cool and dance to like limb biscuit
and
smash map and lincoln park and trust me
i don't look as cool as you look doing
this
i guarantee you watch how you kind of
like let your chest in a little bit so
you have more room to crack
so so if you can incorporate this to the
beat
of anything you do then you can actually
pop shoulders
pop the other shoulder and next you know
when you're moving
you kind of feel it go through your body
my chest hurts right now
because of all the love
the worst part about this this is the
most embarrassing part it's like when i
first started
i was treated as a kid that would clean
the dance floor with my whole body
because i would throw myself on the
floor and i'd start doing the helicopter
and i started doing the worm and all
these things and
my shirt would end up so dirty because
they'd say yo let junior dance first
he'll clean up the whole floor and then
we'll take over this was the first move
i learned in mexico it's the hardest
thing you'll ever do
heel toe feel tough
you can move your toe this way and then
you're going to rotate
put your heel right there you're going
to rotate your toe
put it here and move your heel
next now you start doing this
[Music]
and as you move in of course
the only person that has had the
willingness to learn
is ada aidan knows
how to floss and everyone knows how to
floss now you know it's just this little
simple thing
you know and obviously i'll just give
you guys a little quick recap about the
floss
you just got to keep a serious face when
you floss
it don't work if you're laughing you
gotta be mad
someone gave you a parking ticket i'm
pissed all in all
it's all good for fun you want to learn
dance move do it you don't that's fine
but it's always always good to go out
and dance
dance with your heart dance with music
and go watch umbrella academy
out now on netflix
you