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brony dance party not booking the Hilton
and having to navigate the streets of
Baltimore I thought I'm probably get
stopped on the way back BroNYCon 2012
not a camera in sight present-day not a
camera less hand in sight meeting
Internet friends for the first time and
realizing they're all as awkward as you
are seeing someone famous but by the
time your camera turns on they're long
gone John de Lancie not seeing your
attempt at a handshake 12 people were
killed during the Stampede That awkward
moment when the topic of fire hazard
comes up and the very next day the
convention actually catches on fire it's
true we jinxed BroNYCon 2012 accidental
photo bomb making the back of your head
Wikipedia famous all of the newly
announced media you can look forward to
receiving Hasbro's Award of Excellence
the CMV singing Pony songs alongside the
people who wrote them while they
question their faith in humanity brony
dance party when you're stuck in your
hotel room but don't want the party to
end
bro hoping random strangers to fill your
monthly human contact quota the early
days of the fandom when having a couple
stickers on your car got you this sort
of attention New Jersey drivers don't
care how hard pulleys shrug at them the
tradition of getting lost in your own
hotel
people who wear obstructive head gear
during panels whatever the heck is going
on here don't jump that one crowded spot
by the window with free Wi-Fi they're
moving in herds they do move in herds
waiting hours in mine only for the panel
to be moved to another room at the last
minute
this gentleman's announcement you have
all just lost the game it's not a real
flash mob until security asked you to
settle down brony spends so much money
on pony merchandise that we broke the
Khans ATM brony dance party not getting
to meet the ice cold water guy because
the police are telling him to relocate
hugging a security guard to death a
group confession
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Oh past the plushy the world-renowned
brony tradition that no one enjoys
enjoying putting the what and turn down
for what picking a place in the middle
of the con to be silly without realizing
there was an event plan for that
location the sin was thinking we were
cool enough to garner a crowd and not
that these poor people were actually
waiting for something else and that
folks is why you pre-register not
pre-registering you can pick picking
group you can't kick people from
conversations in real life waiting in
line for long enough to forget what you
are waiting for brony dance party why
does she have wings at an animation air
these vinyl wings you're not gonna be
stylus you are both more MacDonald the
Baltimore McDonald's eating food that
gets passed through the line seriously
don't do this this is what happens when
you ask the same person for a second
autograph BroNYCon the only place where
people are so desperate to buy plushies
that a plush rocks of Isis electronic
horse music just doing it just do it
that one guy who always arrives two
panels late and expects you to save them
a seat the incredibly awkward questions
people ask at QAS
way too much weird stuff on the song yes
lots of weird stuff going on here
Pokemon go released the date before
BroNYCon 2016 causing a lower than
expected turnout since everyone was busy
roaming the streets of Baltimore saying
goodbye in the resulting post con
depression brony dance party
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do it was the big farm