Right, come on guys!
I don't like it!
What you mean you don't like it? You haven't seen it yet.
I don't like it!
Look watch it, wait. You're gonna like it!
Right, come and sit down because we're gonna look at a whole load of
stuff over the last 20 years.
Great.
I've been really missing Jools and the girls.
Ohhh Daisy! Look at you!
Mom, calm down.
Oh look at that haircut though! Nice highlights.
I like your hair like that.
Like that or like this?
Ya like that. It's sick.
It's sick, apparently.
Look, this is-- watch this!
Sorry about your haircut. I won't ever cut your hair again.
Look how I cut your hair.
It's so bad.
Do you want me to cut your hair?
No.
I'll cut your hair. I'm really cheap.
No.
Okay, you ready?
That was so nice doing that series in the back garden though, while you were all on school holidays.
This is not wine, this is ground nut oil, or sunflower oil
and we never planned for any of the kids to get involved. Like Buddy was just so curious.
Buds, you look nothing like my child. You must belong to someone else.
Ya ya ya ya ya!
Are you back?
Look at Nanny eating cake!
Have a look at that sticky toffee pudding mum.
No don't open the door!
Oh!
Oh god.
Oh no, I did, didn't I?
You did.
Oh my god, it's all sunk.
She's so classic.
Dad, I need the toilet.
Oh no, not the peeing one!
He will go to the toilet anywhere! Anywhere! There's not a place...
If I introduced him to the Queen, he'd go 'just a minute maam'
and he'd just take a slash anywhere. Anywhere.
There's nowhere he hasn't been to the toilet.
Dude. That is basically...that is my life right there.
Pretend that never happened.
Too late. I'm gonna play that on your wedding day, Buddy.
No thank you.
Grandad! Yay!!!
J, you definitely look good in this. What year is this? This is your hot year.
Yeah this is my good year. This is when I was hitting the gym.
I know, you look lovely. And the chicken look's nice.
Chicken looks nice!... what the hell...
You are in charge of the nougat.
You are in charge of the chocolate crispy bits.
Oh no I hate this, I hate this! I hate it. I can't watch this.
Poppy why is your hair so bad?
No no I can't watch! I can't watch this. I hate this so much.
That was comfort food, that was a nice series. I loved that.
I think this is when the family looked, like, the most presentable.
Yeah. Definitely things have gone downhill since then.
Why?
I think we've all just got more haggard.
Buddy you're doing ever such a good job.
Buds look at that around your mouth!
What's this? Oh my god, Jools, this is pre-kids!
Mate that chocolate tart is epic. I still make that to this day.
It's a brilliant tart.
I'm thinking to myself, I don't know which tart I prefer.
Dad!
Dad.
Jamie!
I bet you had to think of that joke for like an hour.
Yeah exactly.
Ugh Gross!
Ahh bless you Jools! No, you loved me then.
Ugh look! Ughhhhh!
Oh Poppy, we were in love for God's sake.
Before we made you.
Mum's pushing him away!
This was the build up for you being made, Poppy.
Dad!
Oh my god. Look!!!!! Ew!
I can't remember this.
Oh yes! This is when I fancy you, look! Oh cowboy.
Jools you love me in a cowboy outfit. I love a cowboy outfit.
Christmas should be fun for everyone.
Yes!
Nooooooo!
Yes! Come on, look at the moves though.
Who has a Dad who can dance like that?
Dad is that you or is that Grandpa?
Me! Grandpa?!?...
Who do you know who has hair that can do that?
Oh are you still talking about your hair?
There's a pattern.
Not even I talk this much about my hair!
Weirdo!
Are you not proud of your dad?
No!
That's really scary.
What's wrong with you?
What do you mean what's wrong with me?
I've got an MBE thanks very much. Member of the British Empire.
Oh it's hair again! Hair again!
That's why I only wash my hair once every five days.
Look at the bonnet!
No! Leave my legs!
Ohhh Jamie!!
That's quality TV.
Even the busiest of you will be able to master....
Oh that hair colour! Oh god that's hideous.
Oh I remember when you died your hair!
Dad you're weird.
I'm not weird. I'm a professional and I've been in this business for 20 years.