That's Darius.
I think, you know, every now and again,
people just want to have a good time.
[CLEARS THROAT]
Cookie?
Good time.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[MAKING AIRPLANE NOISES]
Hey.
Did you get the handcuff key off the table?
What, is your girl like hippity hop?
Does she check your shoes?
I don't know, man, I like Flo Rida.
I mean, moms need to enjoy rap too.
Did you check your jacket?
[SIGH] Yeah, man.
Most Black people don't know who Steve McQueen is.
But you know who Steve McQueen is, though.
Yeah, but I'm Nigerian.
Gotta sell drugs.
It's lucrative.
I don't know, it's easy.
People are addicted to them.
Mm-hmm.
You got any dehydrated mango ginger jicama wraps?
I'm on the Zoo Tycoon.
It's fire, though.
Psychology.
Yes, flags.
Is paper boy Atlanta's Tupac?
[DOOR SHUTS]
They said no.
What
What the fa-dunk is that?
When you piss, do you go straight through the zipper
or do you go over the boxers?
What flavor is a Flaming Hot Cheeto?
Hot.
I really want to be smoked.
I'm OK.
[LAUGHTER]
I'm that guy.
People see me and they just want to give
me free drinks, what can I say?
I'm the guy.
Here, trade this in.
No, it's cool, man.
No, no, it's fine.
I'm just stressed, I got a lot going on.
No, it's fine, it's fine.
I get a new one every month.
Make sure they ain't tracking me.
You too hot.
I'm getting better at this. You know that.
- No, I know. - You know.
I see you, man.
I see you learning.
But learning requires failure.
I'm just trying to make sure you ain't failing in his life.
We all know, y'all both Black, so I mean, y'all both
can't afford to fail.
We're friends now.
Do Nigerians get a chance to fail?
Hey, don't you start that.
You know Nigerians don't fail.
[LAUGH]
He can't shoot dogs.
What are you, a psycho?
The whole situation's been a bit weird since I got here.
Well, why would I shoot at a human target?
I mean, that's weird, right?
I mean, look at that one.
That's just way too specific, man.
You know, not all great things come from great pain.
Sometimes, it's love.
Not everything is a sacrifice.
Can I turn the music back on?
Yeah, sure.
[MUSIC PLAYING] [CAMERA SHUTTER]
Oh, sh--
Surprise!
--it.
Hey,
Why are you filming?
Y'all, this'll take your soul, man.
I'm not a big photo person.
Hold on, hold on, man.
I'm getting crazy deja vu right now.
My name's Darius.
I was just wondering, can I measure your tree?
You go.
[LAUGH]
You think you're slick?
I feel you.
I feel everything.
You know if I come in with you, bro,
the vibe here's just so intense.
[INAUDIBLE]
You know what?
I think if we spent the time we spent thinking about not
spending money, spent that time on spending money,
then it'd be time well spent.
But all the rest, you know?
Opt out.
Food in here's genetically modified to make you lie.
You always got to opt out.
Opt for the pat down, man.
I'm telling you, this-- this thing here?
Bad business.
You're a simulation.
Huh.
I would say nice to meet you, but I don't believe
in time as a concept, so.
There's someone controlling your every movement.
Yeah, I don't even like apples.
[CRUNCH]
You call your gun daddy?
Yes.
That's weird, man.
I mean, how would you know you were alive
unless you knew you could die?
[CRASH]
You assume perversion of the word daddy.
I think that's stemming from a fear of mortality.
AIDS was invented to keep Wilt Chamberlain from beating
Steve McQueen's sex record.
You made that up.
Everything's made up.
Stay woke.
Let's get this money.
[LAUGH]
BOTH: Brr-up!