♪ That our flag was Still there ♪
- ♪ Oh say does... ♪ - No, Buck!
♪ That Star Span- ♪ [screaming]
♪ Yet wave ♪
Oh my chiz.
♪ For the land of the free ♪
♪ And the home of the... ♪
Tori! Tori!
♪ Brave ♪
[screaming]
[barking]
Well, she remembered all the words.
[audience cheering]
Oh, Tofu, are you all right?
Did she hurt you?
She tried to didn't she?
It's awful hot in here. I'd better open a window.
Oh, no! Tofu! Oh!
Hi, Beck. [barking]
Hi, Allie.
Jade, this is my next door neighbor, Allie.
Allie, this is my girlfriend, Jade.
Nice to meet you.
Hello, Allie.
Thanks for taking care of Sparkles.
Anytime, kiddo.
[whimpering]
[whispering] Your girlfriend's pretty.
[whispering] I know.
[squawking]
Come on, Larry,
What are we doing?
I told you.
Larry has to get some fresh air outside every hour.
Come on, Larry, fly to my finger.
[squawking] Ah, no, you missed my finger!
Larry! Larry! Stay there!
[chirping]
[barking] Shh!
Okay. Wait one sec.
Beck's asleep. Give me the dog.
Okay. Oh, wait. He has a running nose.
Blow.
Dogs don't know how to blow their nose.
[blowing nose]
Hey, is that a squid in your fish tank?
Squid? What squid?
He is admiring your octopus.
Ah, this is an octopus.
It was given to the chancellor by the Prince of Gustava.
Ah. When I was 19, I spent a whole month
in Gustava.
It is beautiful country.
Is it? Cause I don't remember one minute of that trip.
Hey, come on, now, can we all get back to Tori?
Please let Tori go.
We promise you we'll take her and leave.
[sighing]
Very well. I will free Tori Vega.
Thank you.
But you must promise to never return
to my country ever again.
- That's a deal. - No argument here.
I'll sign something.
[gasping]
What is that thing anyway?
Oh, this is Cat's and my science project.
It's a robot that's hamster powered.
See Mister Hamster runs on this wheel,
and that creates electromagnetic electricity,
which flows through this transformer
and then powers the robot.
Isn't it cool?
I don't know. All I heard was hamster, hamster,
science, science, Tori's boring, kill me.
It was 1934 when my husband left me... alone.
Living on the prairie was a dreary existence.
No telephone, no radio, only a large majestic bird
with whom I shared my feelings.
[whistling]
You see the bird too, right?
- Yeah. - Fantastic.
One day when I was feeling low, I said to him...
Oh, bird... you can fly.
You can soar miles from this lonely place,
yet you stay. Why?
Why?
[groaning]
- What's wrong? - Something bit my neck.
Yeah, yeah, it looked like a moth.
Are you okay?
What happened?
A moth bit our friend's neck.
A moth? Was it about this big and black, like the night?
Yeah.
Ah, that was a vampire moth.
Well, is he gonna be okay?
Of course,
being bitten by a vampire moth is very good luck.
[sighing]
Wait, but it says here that a bite
from a vampire moth could kill you.
Yes, but if you live, you are very lucky.
[Jade] Cat! Yo, Cat!
Oh, it's Jade. In here!
Jade seems really mean but don't worry, she is.
Hey.
Hi.
Say hello, Coober.
[whimpering]
Hello.
It's a sick place.
Your mom's boss must be like a bazillionaire.
He is. He owns a really fancy car
and part of Texas.
He owns part of Texas?
Yeah, but just like the top part.
Oh, yeah!
Come out, gorilla!
Hammer time!
Whoo!
Get up!
Get it!
[cheering]
[dinging]
[cheering]
That's right! Tori Vega beat the big bad--
Tori, I'm sorry Mr. Belding took your purse
and, no. We don't celebrate April Fool's Day here.
[bleating]
Now, who else has a question?
Hey, I just woke up and found this sitting on my chest.
Ew.
A dead lizard?
It's dead now.
Hey... that a dog?
Uh, yeah.
Are you two brother and sister?
Us?
No. No, we're not brother and sister. Why do you ask?
Because I heard you say you weren't on a date.
And you're both so attractive,
and you've got a similar bone structure,
so I figured if you're not on a date,
you must be brother and sister.
- No. - We're just buds.