Welcome, Kim.
Welcome, welcome, Kimberly.
Thank you, Tiffany.
So happy to have you here.
So formal.
Right?
OK, let me be me.
All right, so that clip from Season 2 of They Ready--
Yes.
OK, so that was your first time doing a comedy special, right?
First special ever.
Ever.
Thanks to you.
Well, you know, I love you.
I had no idea 2020 was going to end up with me being on Netflix
doing a special and it was all because of you,
you know, for putting me on.
So I really, really thank you for that.
But how did it feel being out there--
I mean, we filmed that outdoors--
Yes, we were outdoors.
Everybody was wearing masks, it was completely COVID-safe,
because that's how I do it-- safely.
OK?
Was that weird for you?
Girl, first of all, we got to shout out Page Hurwitz
Yes.
Wanda Sykes, from Push It Productions,
for doing an incredible job with the set.
I mean, to make it look like we were inside of a club
like it really felt natural.
But the first night taping, when I walked out there and saw
everybody with masks on, I was like,
am I on Eyes Wide Shut-- remember that movie?
With Tom Cruise?
Yeah, that's it.
Eyes Wide Such.
I was like, am I doing a special or ritual?
I didn't know.
I was like, what has Tiffany gotten me into?
I was very--
That was nothing to do with me.
That was the law.
The law made us do it.
Yeah.
Now, you talked about your mom in this special
and I heard she's been talking about me lately.
What's going on?
Yes, yes, yes.
Well, now that we're friends, she--
this is her thing.
Like, you're her daughter now, too, so--
Oh, OK.
She's got questions and she'll call me, she'll be like,
I saw Tiffany on TV and she had this hair swinging down
her back and I didn't know who she was.
And I'm like-- you can't--
talk about it.
You can do that with me.
You critique me.
I'm your child.
Right.
Yeah, well I mean, if she want to cook for me
and then listen to me cry about my feelings then, you know,
I will take her on as a mother.
I have-- I have four, OK, but I could always
use another mother.
I feel like you can never have too many moms.
That's true, that's true.
Especially if she's going to put me in the will.
[LAUGHTER]
Now you want to fight?
Yes.
Yes, we'll see how we can work that out.
No, that's not going to work that out, Tiffany.
All right, I'm just checking, if you wanted a rich sister.
All right, now-- now didn't I sign some books for your mom?
You did.
You know what?
My aunt actually-- before you even called me for the special,
my aunt Barbara called me and she was like, Kim,
you know who I like?
I like that Tiffany Haddish.
She is so funny.
I want you to get me her book and have her sign it.
And I'm like, you know, I'm a comedian, too?
Like she would say anything about me.
I'm like you know, I like to make people laugh.
And you know I've been doing this for a minute.
But where is your book at baby?
Exactly.
Which we're working on.
I want to let you know that I'm working on something for you
to have your book.
OK, good.
Because we got a lot in common, you know.
Yes we do.
We both worked at the airport.
Yes.
Working for the airlines.
LAX.
And we both used to get these things called buddy passes.
Uh-huh.
You want to inform people?
Tell the world what a buddy pass is.
So a buddy pass basically is a coupon
that you give to a friend or family member
and they get to fly for free.
However, you fly standby which means
you are not guaranteed to get on that flight so
don't make definite plans because it might not
happen for you.
Right.
So, yeah.
Did you get harassed about your buddy passes?
So-- see the thing about--
yeah, like people coming out of the woodwork,
like people I hadn't heard from.
I'm your fourth cousin.
Yeah.
My name is Carol.
Girl, I need that buddy pass so I get on
down there to Los Angeles.
Exactly.
Yeah, like people come out.
And then, you got to be careful who you give buddy passes to,
too, because it's like if they're not
on their best behavior, you get your benefits taken away.
Or you can get fired.
Hello.
Yeah, you can't have people naughty on them passes,
because you're not going--
That's why I'm at where I'm at in life right now.
You know, I would still be at the airport.
Thanks, cousin.
You got fired?
Girl, well you know, it's a long, complicated story.
But we'll be back with more of Kimberly Clark
after this break.
We're back with the hilarious comedian, Kimberly Clark.
Kimberly, OK.
Now, I know you have a crush on someone.
Tell us who it is?
I have this crush on--
Gustav-- when I say his name I start giggling.
Gustavo Dudamel for those of you who don't know he
is the conductor for the LA Philharmonic.
He's so adorable.
He's got the dimples and he's just
like the rock star of conductors.
Because you know when you think of like conductors,
they're like--
you just think old, white, decrepit dude.
I don't know.
I know that's the stereotype.
There's conductors of all types of ethnicities and ages,
but you know, that's the image that comes to my mind.
I instantly think bossy and always got like a magic wand
and doing like this.
That sounds like Fantasia and like Disney.
Yeah, but to me, you know, because, I'd
be having that little stick and I'd be like, ding, ding, ding,
ding.
And then I'd be like--
(VOCALIZING) so I wonder if you dated a conductor--
You would make a good conductor.
Oh, I would kill it as a conductor.
I like that.
I know you would.
But I'm going to tell you.
I would be conducting all the time, you understand.
I would be talking like this and I'd be going like, OK,
and now your turn to talk.
Tap, tap, tap, tap.
I would be horrible.
Now, They Ready Season 2 is streaming now on Netflix.
Make sure you check it out.
And I want to thank you Kimberly, for being here.
Thank you so much.
And thank you for the opportunity
to be on your platform.
You did so much--
12 comedians-- and I just have to say,
not only did you give us specials,
but you made us executive producers of our specials.
And that needs to be known.
A lot of people don't know that, but that is a huge thing
that you did.
Oh, well, yeah.
Because I want you to be successful.
Thank you again, Kimberly.