Vsauce, I’m Jake and bees? bees!
BEES!!!!!!!
.com oh wait sorry that's just a drone...man my eyesight seems to be off today, I should
take a color perception test, a website that inspects your ability to perceive different
colors all while being timed.
But I digress because it is time for you to check out some more DONGS, things you can
do online now guys.
If you want to take doodling to the next level then check out Globaldoodle, an enormous canvas
where you can add to other people’s drawings, or find a blank spot and start something new.
You can even tweet your doodles location out once you’re finished.
But why are you drawing?
You have a paper to write so check estipaper, input how many pages you need, and by what
time you have to hand it in.
Estipaper will then tell you how many hours you’ll need, factoring in coffee breaks,
time spent on Facebook, and how fast the average person types.
If you’re the fastest typer in the west try Monologue, a game where you play as an
villain who must complete his evil monologue before the hero escapes.
If you get bored of the wild west then head into the final frontier with Orion Trail.
A space themed version of Oregon trail in which you must select a ship, assemble a crew
and complete a mission.
Hopefully they don’t have dysentery in space.
Enhance your chances of finding extraterrestrial life using the Drake Equation, a website that
lets you calculate how many alien civilizations have likely existed, and are currently still
thriving.
If you need more Drake in your life why don’t you Let Me Drake That For You, a search engine
that searches for Drake related content.
*Searches animal Crossing on Drake* Woah!
Thats one angry looking duck, quick!
Before it attacks use Super Duck Punch!
A game that pits you against giant ducks, hamster sized Hippos, or even a hydra with
three Giraffe Heads.
It allows you to pick your battles and you can upgrade your character with coins you
win from the bouts.
Finally allowing you to decide, would you rather fight 1 horse sized duck or a 100 duck
sized horses.
After defeating all those animals make sure they’ll keep with The Shelf Life of Food
an info graphic that lets you know how long various foods will last in your cupboard,
refrigerator, or freezer.
Use that knowledge to freeze a cat in its tracks with Chat Noir.
A puzzle game in which you must attempt to trap an uncooperative feline by coloring in
circles on a board.
Each time you fill in a circle the cat will move, and you must predict its’ movements
if you’re going to purr-vent it from escaping.
Man that’s frustrating, I could use some peaceful music to calm down.
I’ll just install the Animal Crossing Music Plugin.
A google chrome extension that plays different music from the game depending on what time
of day it is.
If you want a day that's all about you then find out about your Personal Pi Day.
Enter when you were born and then see how many digits it takes for pi to display your
birth date.
Wow…
I’m pretty old, I remember the days of Windows Version 1.01, and you can to with Pcjs.org
Well at least it has Ms Paint!
Lets keep this old train going with The Nostalgia Machine that that plays the popular tunes
from days gone by.
Like the year 2000.
It was a different time then.
But enough about the past, it’s time to take matters into your own hands in the present,
with Murder…. a game where you plot to kill and become the king without him looking back
and catching you.
It doesn’t end once you succeed though as you must be ever vigilant lest some backstabbing
noble…backstab you.
If you want to stay sharp then try Crossword Puzzle, a new take on the classic puzzle in
which you fill in numerous letters at once, and don’t receive any clues as to what the
words actually are.
If that’s not for you then you should take a look at the Lotus Evora #Its Not For You
campaign.
A reaction based browser game that tests to see if your reflexes are good enough to handle
their new super car.
If those squares are too fast for you then maybe you should visit Scroll Slow Have Fun
and melt your mind.
Slow down time with Super Hotline Miami, a mashup of Super Hot and Hotline Miami that
requires you to clear a room of gunmen, but if you get shot it’s game over.
What’s interesting is that time slows down when you stop moving, allowing you to dodge
all those bullets.
Man I am in the ZONE it’s like nothing can stop me, like I’m transcending time itself!
Wha!?
Where am I?
Oh just The Best 404 Page Ever which shows you a different flash video every time you
refresh the page.
For a refreshingly new way to discover music check out The Sixty One.com a website that
gives you trivia about the songs and musical quests to complete in order to gain more points,
like listening to a new song 3 times in a row, or finding a secret code mentioned on
a certain track, and if you find anything you like you can buy or download it too.
And what would a great song be without a triply visualizer?
Use Dark Psychedelic for an infinite kaleidoscope universe.
To explore a smaller yet weirder universe there's Something is Nothing an interactive
music video by the band Alpha beta fox, where you can walk around
a shifting and….strange landscapes.
No!
What’s happening!?
Oh no its threaded!