(phone ringing)
- Mom, what?
Mom, we're gonna go to Barnes and Noble after school
and get Frappuccinos.
Mom, stop!
My mom says hey.
(upbeat music)
Jana,
oh my God, how excited are you for tonight?
Deathly Hallows coming out, baby.
Oh my gosh, we should go get Rockstars
so that we can stay up until midnight
and we'll be crazy random.
We're gonna get crunk.
I don't give a crap about the iPhone, I have a razor.
I mean, plus I have the iPod touch,
so what's the point in all that.
Try doing that with and iPhone.
J.K. Rowling can do no wrong.
She'll never say anything that'll ever break my heart.
I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.
(laughing)
Dylan!
My wife.
Oh my God, have you seen that video
of the two idiots that are singing the Pokemon theme song?
Like who do they think they are?
Oh my God, Chase just texted me.
He said what's crackalackin home skillet?
Want to chillax later?
What a stud muffin.
I'm gonna text him back, what should I say?
Hold on, I have to, I'm so bad at T9 word.
Hold on, okay.
To
tota
ly.
My wife.
Look, look, I can has cheeseburger?
(laughing)
So funny.
Dude, I love memes.
I find them online.
If you're clean when you get out of the shower,
why do towels get dirty?
I really, I love that one a lot.
Ordered a 10 piece chicken McNugget got 11.
Dylan, stop!
(grunting)
This is Sparta!
(laughing)
(grunting)
Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
I was so in it.
Have you seen that movie though?
(beep)
- 300, hold on.
(grunting)
- My popped collars are broken.
- Let me call, I'll call your mom.
My favorite Club Penguin games is the pizza making one
and also the cart surfing one.
And sometimes I'll go ice fishing,
I always get a high score.
Chase, my wife.
I got this one at Warped Tour.
This, you obviously know who this is.
That's Fall Out Boy.
Pete Wentz is in my dreams like every night.
Don't tell anyone.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on, watch this, watch this.
Awkward turtle.
Do that whenever it's an awkward moment.
and then it's an awkward turtle.
(laughing)
I'm in this epic poke war on Facebook with Chase right now.
He totally has a crush on me.
Poke, poke,
poke.
Can we go to the computer lab.
I want to go change my MySpace mood to annoyed.
Olivia, Sophie,
do you need a ride home from school today?
My dad gave me his Toyota Camry.
Oh my God, it has an aux cord
so we can bump Fall Out Boy From my iPod Nano.
Did you see that Ray Jay sex tape thing?
I don't know who Kim Kardashian is,
but her career is over.
I'm just so full of dark and twisted thoughts.
The only people that understand me are My Chemical Romance.
My favorite SoBe Water flavor is carrots and coconut.
The only people who understand me are Evanescence.
Oh my God, you don't know who Fergie is?
She's like the greatest female rapper of all time.
♪ G L A M ♪
♪ All the time I turn around, brother's gather round ♪
♪ Always looking at me up and down, looking at my uh ♪
♪ You ♪
♪ You let me soulja boy ♪
(phone ringing)
Oh my God.
(screaming)
(crying)
Pete Wentz got Ashlee Simpson pregnant.
I need to go home.
My wife,
My wife.
That's what she said.
My wife.
Do you see that poem I posted on Xanga last night?
It's about you.
Yeah, I watch Lost, who flipping doesn't?
What do you think the island is?
Did you know Jimmy from Degrassi's a rapper now?
He's actually kind of good.
I'm learning my favorite song on the piano.
(piano music)
Hold on.
(piano music)
There's this thing on the Mac called photo booth.
It has a timer, look.
(timer beeping)
Oh my God, I'm on a roller coaster!
I could kick your butt at Guitar Hero.
I've been practicing Through the Fire and Flame,
I can play it on expert mode like it's nothing.
I just want to be someone's Delilah.
Regina, why'd it take me off your top eight?
I've told you the bulletin I posted wasn't about you,
it's about my younger sister.
Can you take a picture of me?
Is my duck face good?
And like a sad one.
You get 'em.
I got your picture, I'm coming with you.
Do you have more weed, count me in.
Are you kidding me?
Those lyrics are insane.
Oh my God, oh my god, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up,
oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, it's Chase.
Oh my God, okay, okay, okay.
Shut up!
My wife.
(beeping)
♪ What would I do ♪
♪ Sit back and think about you, Trevor ♪
♪ I really like your hair ♪
♪ It's like the spikes in the front ♪
♪ And then there's no other spikes ♪
♪ It's like you have like one little tsunami ♪
♪ In the front of your head ♪