- Oh no, no, no, no. Dude.
- I'm frowning. I'm in a frowny mood.
I'm gonna stay in this mood.
- ♪ (upbeat intro) ♪
- (FBE) We have a laugh challenge with fan submitted
videos for you today. - Oh, shiza.
I'm not good at this.
- Oh no. I've never won any of these.
- (FBE) So as always, if you smile or laugh
at any point, you are out, but we will bring you back
for the next video and keep track of how many times you lose.
- In other words, even if I laugh, I still can do well afterwards?
I'm not out. It's good.
- I think I lost the last two, so right today,
I'm gonna try my best.
- Ow.
- That looked like it hurt.
- How could you not laugh at something like that?
Knowing it's them and not me.
- What an idiot.
- That just looks really painful. Why would I laugh
at someone's pain?
- Now that's not funny to me 'cause I've done that.
- He probably shouldn't procreate anyway.
- Ooh. That's not funny.
- (groans) You know what?
I almost cracked a smile right then.
- (cameraman) Who's taking a [bleep], say what.
- (multiple voices) What.
- (cameraman) Who's taking a [bleep], say what.
- (multiple voices) What.
- (cameraman) Who's taking a [bleep], say what.
- (multiple voices) What.
- I can't help it. I'm a twelve year old boy inside.
- (cameraman) Who's taking a [bleep], say what.
- (multiple voices) What.
- That's a lot of people.
- (cameraman) Who's taking a [bleep], say what.
- (multiple voices) What. - Charming.
- (cameraman) Who's taking a [bleep], say what.
- (multiple voices) What.
- People are taking craps. We all do every day.
Nothing to smile about. Nothing funny there.
- (anchor) Now we'll have the weather forecast
in a minute and of course it'll be 100% accurate
and provide all the detail you could possibly want.
I've just seen Tomasz Schafernaker
preparing for it, so I'm not--
So I'm not--
- What? Did he just flip him off?
Oh my God, that was awesome.
- (anchor) So I'm not-- - Ruh-ro.
Somebody's in trouble.
- (anchor) Preparing for it, so I'm not--
- Oh, look at this doofus. He thinks the temperature's
gonna be one.
- Easy, easy. Next.
Roll the tape. Easy.
- (anchor 1) I so pale. - (anchor 2) You're on.
- (anchor 1) Today, snow is crippling--
- (anchor 2) You're on. - (anchor 1) Today, snow
is crippling much of the Washington--
- How do I forget it's a challenge in two seconds
and I just giggle?
- (anchor 2) You're on. - (anchor 1) Today, snow
is crippling much of the Washington lowland.
- That one was tough.
- (Lauer) Good morning, Michelle.
Good morning to you. - (Michelle) Good morning.
- Oh God.
- (Michelle) But not the flooding.
This is essentially now a part of the Passaic River.
Break from the rain, but not the flooding.
This is essentially now... - Damn it.
- (Michelle) Not the flooding. - What the--
Oh.
- Oh no, no, no, no. Dude.
- (Michelle) And it's really tough to control a canoe
or a boat when you're out in it. - Have you tried walking?
- (Lauer) Actually Michelle, I'll take it.
Is there some kind of severe drop off there?
- All right.
- (Lauer) Go back. We saw these guys
a second ago, Michelle, walking--
are these holy men walking on top of water?
What's going on here?
Are these holy men walking on top of water?
- Oh, that's great.
- (Michelle) Why walk when you can ride, you guys?
When you have a ride like this, why would you wanna walk?
- I'm trying, man. I'm trying.
Two videos almost got me already.
- I'm frowning. I'm in a frowny mood.
I'm gonna stay in this mood.
- (reporter) Oxtail sauce, he only makes that
up here on the rooftop at Union restaurant
and Johnny Michaels, mixologist.
Play some football up here. - Oh no.
- (reporter) Go ahead. I'm not gonna get in trouble.
It worked in practice. - Oh.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
- (reporter) It worked in practice.
- Oh my God.
- What the hell?
- He was reliving his glory high school days
and was like, "I got this bitch. She's mine."
It's not great. Not great.
- (reporter) The judging is complete,
so come on out and meet the winners.
The goats will be here through Saturday.
- Uh oh. - (reporter) They're very friendly.
- Uh oh.
- (reporter) Linda Carson, ABC 7. Would you not eat my pants?
(screams) - Oh.
Why is people getting hurt hilarious?
- (reporter) Would you not eat my pants?
(screams)
Would you not eat my pants? (screams)
- (imitates scream)
- (reporter) Would you not eat my pants?
(screams) - Oh.
(imitates scream) Never work with children
or animals and I think that's why.
- (reporter) Would you not eat my pants?
(screams) - That one nearly
made me laugh. That was cute.
- I've been frowning the entire time,
so I'm killing it this match, this round.
- (weatherman) It was hot. Now we have John.
Now this is a tropical storm and you say,
"Dan, why are you showing me this?"
Because John's going to move north.
The moisture from John leftover, the spin--
- The angle was perfect. What the hell?
Who's in charge of graphics?
- Oh no. No, John.
No, John. Who--
Oh, God.
- (weatherman) This is a tropical storm
and you say, "Dan, why are you showing me this?"
Because John's going to move north.
The moisture from John-- - Oh God.
These are great. I'm so losing.
- Oh, come on. And he calls it "John."
Dude.
- (weatherman) The storm itself will turn into a depression.
Nothing really to worry about. - It was a strange shape
for a storm.
- (high pitched voice) I love you, Mr. Bubz.
- I have a dog like that.
- (high pitched voice) Do you love me to?
- I don't think he shares your sentiment, sir.
- (dog growls)
- (woman) Yeah, I got you. I got this on camera.
- (dog growls) - Aw, crap.
Dang it.
- (woman) Yeah, I got you. I got this on camera.
- (dog growls) - How did they do that?
- (woman) Yeah, I got you. I got this on camera.
- (dog growls)
- I got you. I got this on camera.
Ah!
It's so good.
- Poor dog. He looks freaked out.
- (woman) I got this on camera. - (dog growls)
- So hard, this one.
- (woman) Yeah, I got you. I got this on camera.
- (dog growls) - That's hard not to laugh to.
The animals ones are hard not to laugh to.
- (girl) Lucky me. I said, one, two, three,
four, seven. - Oh.
- (girl) Oh, I just saw a birdie!
- Oh no.
- (girl) One, two, three, four, seven.
Oh, I just saw a birdie! - Oh.
- (girl) I just saw a birdie-- a eagle fly by out my window.
- (man) Oh yeah?
- (girl) A eagle fly by out my window.
- (man) Oh yeah?
- Oh my God. "I just saw an eagle."
That was so cute.
- (girl) A eagle fly by out my window.
- Mm hm. Yeah.
A dead bird on top of that.
- (FBE) So Sharon, that was the last video.
You won. - Oh, was that it?
Nice try, rookies.
- I always do very well. I like it.
- Overall, pretty good selection, especially the dog,
the sociopathic dog. Ten out of ten.
That thing gets me to laugh all the time, usually.
- It's fun. Life's fun.
You should laugh more. I'm just trying to make myself
feel better and I can't.
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