let's bring out our first guest a lovely woman fine actress on on the big hit show of the
decade cheers and they're they're going off the air in in May I guess our first guest
is a lovely woman she will be ending a six-year relationship with this network right here
NBC uh when cheers uh appears for the final time on May 20th ladies and gentlemen here
she is Kirsty alley [Applause] [Music] [Applause]
look at what a smart couple we make here in our sort of navy blue Darkness tastes like
we're gonna go out and cause trouble doesn't it it could I'll join you in a second I have
to run somebody home first [Applause] how are you good welcome to the show Welcome to
New York City thank you this is uh are you a little uh raspy a little loser Saturday
Night Live this week and they've written these skits where I'm screaming through the whole
thing blew my voice out well soon as that's bad because it may not come back what'll happen
then if you have no voice then I'll have to change the skits I was somewhat I would say
completely and the loud family will be the quiet family it's scary uh let's talk a little
bit about cheers what do you think about this how did you feel about it when you heard it
why is why is it ending because it's still in the top ten every week it's ending because
Ted is old [Applause] expansion is too old fans aren't steady anymore you can't pour
those twinks that's a shame I didn't realize that yeah it is it is very very sad how did
you feel about it when you first realized things that were going to go away I felt very
sad yeah and I spent Christmas crying and so I am I came up with this plan though I
thought you know why do I have to be the effect of this I'll rally I'll I'll go back and I'll
pitch the idea that we come back next season we do six shows we go out with style and class
and and we don't let the fans down we don't we sort of wean ourselves so I called a meeting
first time I'd done this in six years of all the actors and the director and they're all
sitting there I had a nice speech down and I said um now look I think we should do six
more shows I think that it's really important that we that we win ourselves
I it was so degrading and they looked at me it was like some really it was like a group
therapy session where people were saying this literally go with it
I just thought you were nuts
and they said no and it was really degrading and then I thought screw you people are old
I am young I still have a career kind of interested in that self-weening process though you described
a few times so what will you do now and then the show has been filmed it's over right it's
pretty much it but now we kept hearing here in New York City that uh Bill Clinton President
Bill Clinton yeah what was going to be on the show was that ever true did it wasn't
on the show thank you he still maybe he was going to be why well he's got he's got to
have better things to do I go he's old you can't say that about everything I can though
he he was gonna and then Hillary's father passed away right and um that wouldn't look
very good then it shows up on Cheers so um they thought they would possibly reschedule
and I haven't heard since I don't how do you work this into the plot that oh my god look
ladies and gentlemen it's his limo breaks down out front or what no you just go just
bill walks in he just the president of the United States comes in for a beer and a shot
the president can only come on your show if everything
else is okay in this world then he can come on I know I know and everything wasn't so
he couldn't yeah so but you know it's just a gag just uh obviously uh so you're saying
a little bit foreign
and what will you do now you're doing Saturday Night Live this weekend so that's a lot of
fun you do SNL and then what are you going to do for your you're going into the films
back in the films what are you going to do I'll tell you what I would like to do I'd
like to become sort of a cross between an interior designer and a spiritual advisor
for Wayward actresses who just don't know what's going on
your phone will be ringing off the hook the specific actress that I'd like to help and
I think this woman is beautiful and talented and everything but God help her Sharon Stone
does not know what people are doing to her
Amber isn't you're not showing anything here are you and Paul is saying no I just have
a little glare and then you know the guy with the the marker the measuring tape comes like
measuring in here
but call and then she does all this you know and then totally I mean like you know an 80
foot V thank you [Applause] [Music]
and that's like it's not that that's bad or anything but she did that but she just didn't
know she was doing it and then on the cover of Vanity Fair she looked like this
[Applause] because I thought that's very artistic it's very stylish but in the next interview
she said I didn't know any leapers was shooting me from the front [Laughter] she may not really
have in her mind a definite idea of what a camera looks like you know maybe it's just
as simple she was in the movie Total Recall she has no recall I think it's possible that
you know and I think maybe like her new boyfriend is her fiance maybe she didn't know he was
married I don't mix up but I think that I am about I need some help you would be as
like a Mother Teresa okay when that camera is in there beeline and on your V you're going
to get a picture then yeah I'm not saying any words [Applause] [Music]
make sure it makes you want to kick a field goal and I don't know it means by the way
I'm just your TV friend all right Kirsty listen Oh no you're not leaving oh you get me a little
upset here with all this discussion no no she's not leaving I think it took a great
deal of courage and I applaud you for having said that what you did and I I appreciate
it I think of people appreciate that
tell us tell me about your uh you have a baby yeah you know Paul's got a brand new baby
as well I know fun
peace too
isn't it the best it's wonderful the best all had the
late night baby it feels like it's the the show baby like it's all of ours it doesn't
it it's great cheers I took my baby to work with me every day and um he was sort of adopted
by everybody it was wondering how old is the baby now six months six months that's a great
age isn't it yeah yeah and what can you tell us his name William true William William true
true Puritan name true is the is the middle name or the last name is the middle name that
I call him true is his first name yeah Puritan name it's a Park my husband's family had a
whole line of um we got out the um the family tree and there were all these Puritan names
you know there was actually one called free love no really free love from what year this
is like in this Century earlier this is before they came over on the old Mayflower right
after the Mayflower where'd they come from I don't know where yeah let's figure out where
did the Mayflower sail from I think it was England somewhere in England they live they
were pilgrims that we had this fight all the time because my husband's sort of this blue
blood guy and this is very funny because who's your husband let's just establish Stevens
Parker Stevenson yeah thank you
[Music] but he's he's on a rowing team
that's not what she meant an Olympic oarsman apparently that's not no no that's not what
no Parker and Parker's family um what are they called they're in the social register
social registry and I think that means if you came across with the original pilgrims
your descendants get to be in this book so this is really funny because my Descendants
on my mother's side were carnies and I'm from Kansas from an actual Carnival yeah really
yeah and my grandmother had this cigarette uh stand and my grandfather had the snake
pit and Roy have a snake pit and my mother when we had always boa constrictors in there
and they would throw my mother in there this is part of the act right yes and show my mother
in there and she'd go and then all the awnings would go and that's what they would get for
their money so [Applause] by me marrying Parker my name is now the social register cool but
I don't think the people that accepted us knew that my mother was in a snake pit let
me tell you something when the pilgrims left England that was the kind of action they were
looking for what that's what it was all about that
was the whole point of the trip yes sir oh man I'm worried about your voice it's sort
of one of those situations where it's difficult to listen to because it sounds like you're
in pain do you want me to shut up no no no no all right I'm I have only your best interest
at heart are you going to be all right I'm fine who else is on the show Saturday night
who's the music uh Lenny Kravitz he's really cute [Applause] he's totally cute you know
I've always told him with you you sound like you're 11. now come on I had never met him
and I just did this promo with him and he had these sunglasses on and why are these
guys always weigh four pounds he they have legs they're like 12 feet tall and they're
really they have no meat and they're no fat or anything and he was standing beside me
there's these long long dreadlocks and we started to roll and he took off his glasses
and I I wasn't looking at him I was looking at the Monitor and I went oh my God I'm like
and I looked around I was like oh huh
[Applause]
nasty you are nothing but trouble you are eight days of trouble uh let's see a cheers
we'll all be looking for this it'll be a sad night in America it is May 20th the final
episode of cheers and Saturday night the woman will be hosting Saturday Night Live good to
see you again Kirsty thank you very much push the alley good job we'll be right back [Applause]