-I was in Hannibal Buress' presence, and I farted,
but I didn't fart on him or nothing.
He was just in the vicinity,
and I thought about it later.
I was like, "That's crazy."
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-Hey, everyone. It's Trey from "Noisey"/VICE/
whatever we're called nowadays.
-[ Laughs ]
-I'm here with rapper, performer,
visionary JPEGMAFIA.
-How you doing, man? -Doing great.
How about you? -I wish I was high.
-Join the club, bra.
What's your favorite slur for white people --
cracker, honky or peckerwood?
-[ Chuckles ] I use cracker the most.
[ Ding! ] -Hmm.
-White people don't seem to know how they feel about it.
Sometimes, they're like, "I don't care about that shit,"
but when I put it in a song, like,
it's the first thing some niggas point out.
It's like, "Why you saying 'cracker' so much?
You have an issue?"
-What if I said the N-word? -It's like, "You do."
Right?
The entire premise of me saying "cracker"
is because, like, it's so -- You know what I'm saying?
Like, it's an offshoot of it, like, you know?
But cracker, definitely.
-SoundCloud, Audiomack, or DatPiff?
-Datpiff.com -Yeah.
World premiere, you know?
-World premiere. Yeah. I say DatPiff.
I just downloaded so much shit off DatPiff.
It was a whole culture around it at one point,
but, yeah, I'll go with DatPiff.
-You got to do one of these in front of your idols --
sneeze, burp or fart. -Oh, shit.
I don't really burp that much.
Everything comes out my ass, bro, so...
I'm going to have to go with fart,
but, like, my favorite artist ever is Kanye,
so I don't think I'd mind farting in front of Kanye.
He would probably fuck with that shit.
-All right. -He'd baptize me.
[ Both laugh ]
-Favorite cooking-competition show --
"Chopped," "Iron Chef,"
or the "The Great British Bake Off"?
-"The British Bake Off."
The way they talk to each other is real strange.
It's like assertive and polite at the same time,
and I fuck with cooking shows, actually.
Like, when I'm eating a salad and watching a cooking show,
I'm like, "This is what I'm supposed to be doing."
-"This is the right thing to do at 30."
-You got to pick one of these Animaniacs
to protect you from the other two in a fight --
Yakko, Wakko and Dot.
-What the fuck?
-I told you it was going to get stupid, man.
-Who thought of that? You thought of that?
-Yeah, unfortunately.
-Which one is the tall one? -That's Yakko.
-I'm a go with that nigga because he just got size
on the other ones. -[ Laughs ]
-Yakko just going to like --
He going to come down on niggas like that.
-Washcloth, loofah or just straight bar-to-ass?
-I don't want to expose myself on this one,
so I'm just going to go with a loofah.
[ Laughs ]
No, listen, listen.
You know how niggas think you're like ---
If you use a bar on the ass, they like,
"That's what white people do." [ Both laugh ]
-If I'm at somebody else's shit, I will use a loofah or a cloth,
but at my crib, it's bar-to-buns.
You feel me?
-All right. -All day.
-So once we finally usher in the revolution,
and we're starting to get rid of the ultrarich,
what's the best way to get rid of them --
the guillotine, the gallows, or the electric chair?
-[ Laughs ] Oh.
I like this question.
I think the electric chair would be ironic
because then, you know,
I'm sure there's been some innocent people
in the electric chair before, so...
...throw him in there. It's not fun.
-It doesn't look like a good time.
-And it's fast, too. It's like...
You know what I'm saying?
-Yeah. -Electric chair,
I'm sure you feel extreme pain
right before you're, like, you're gone forever.
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Oh, well. Yeah.
-So you have an album called "Black Ben Carson."
-Fucking right.
-Which of these other Black candidates
would you name an album after --
Herman Cain, Kamala Harris, or Jesse Jackson?
-[ Laughs ]
I didn't include Obama because that's, like, too obvious,
for, like, you. -Yeah.
I'd probably go with Kamala Harris
because I feel like -- She's like a cop.
She's like a rap-hating...
-Well, she said she listened to 2Pac when she was in college
or whatever, for whatever that means, you know?
-Yeah, but she locked up a bunch of niggas
for weed and then, like, went on "Breakfast Club"
and was like, "Yeah. I smoked weed."
I was like, "Bitch, let them niggas out then."
-So you're a big Ice Cube fan, right?
-Love him, absolutely, one of my favorite rappers ever.
-All right. "Death Certificate,"
"AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted" or "The Predator"?
-Phew. Man, that's the best question
I think I've ever been asked in an interview.
"AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted,"
I feel like you can take stuff out.
There's more, like, individual highlights
on "AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted,"
so I think that's my favorite Ice Cube album.
-Appreciate you coming out and doing this, and --
-That was fun. That was, like, way more fun
that I thought it would be.
-All right. That's "Questionnaire Of Life."
See y'all next time or whatever.
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This is... -We don't really know either.
-No. We don't what it is anymore.
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