I'M GOING TO ASK PHOEBE TO MOVE IN WITH ME.
OH, MY GOD.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
I THINK THAT IS SO GREAT.
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ASK HER?
TONIGHT, BUT DON'T SAY ANYTHING, OKAY?
I SWEAR. I PROMISE, I PROMISE.
MY GOD, I'M SO EXCITED.
ALL RIGHT, BUT LISTEN, LET ME TELL YOU:
DO NOT GET HER FLOWERS, OKAY?
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, SHE CRIES WHEN THEY DIE
AND THEN THERE'S THE WHOLE FUNERAL...
I'LL SEE YOU AFTER WORK, SWEETIE.
OKAY. BYE.
SO, WHAT MOVIE SHOULD WE SEE?
GARY'S GOING TO ASK YOU TO MOVE IN WITH HIM!
WHAT? REALLY?
HE JUST TOLD ME AT THE COUNTER.
HE MADE ME PROMISE NOT TO TELL
BUT I COULDN'T HOLD IT ANY LONGER.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
RIGHT, BUT BECAUSE IT'S FAST.
BECAUSE IT'S SO FAST. IT'S FAST.
RELAX. IT'S PHOEBE, NOT YOU.
OH. GOOD FOR YOU, PHEEBS. WAY TO GO.
BUT IT IS FAST, ISN'T IT?
OH...
I LIKE HIM A LOT, BUT I DON'T THINK I'M READY FOR THIS.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
I DON'T KNOW. I'LL JUST HANDLE IT.
I'LL ASK YOU TO TALK TO HIM.
ME? WHY ME?
BECAUSE YOU ARE SO AFRAID OF COMMITMENT.
YOU TALK TO HIM.
MAKE HIM SCARED LIKE YOU.
MAKE HIM A-A MAN.
WELL, YOU KNOW, I'LL TRY
BUT I'M NOT SURE WHAT GOOD IT WOULD DO, YOU KNOW
BECAUSE I'M A LOT LESS AFRAID OF COMMITMENT
THAN I USED TO BE.
OH, THAT IS SO SWEET.
STILL TERRIFIED.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. NO PROBLEM.
HEY, CHANDLER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
GARY, I AM HERE
TO REPORT A CRIME.
YEAH? IT IS A CRIME WE DON'T SPEND MORE TIME TOGETHER.
( mock chuckle ): WHAT'S UP?
UH, WELL, I HEARD THAT YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT
ASKING PHOEBE TO MOVE IN WITH YOU
AND I THOUGHT MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE A TALK
YOU KNOW, MAN-TO... WELL, ME.
SURE. OKAY.
OKAY.
UM, ARE YOU CRAZY?
ARE YOU INSANE?
IF YOU LIVE WITH PHOEBE
YOU TWO ARE GOING TO BE YOU KNOW, L-LIVING TOGETHER.
YEAH. I CONSIDERED THAT.
I JUST KNOW IT'D MAKE ME HAPPY.
( laughs ): YOU MEAN SCARED.
NO, I MEAN HAPPY.
WELL, "SCARED HAPPY."
CHANDLER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I AM TRYING TO OPEN YOUR EYES, MY MAN.
DON'T YOU SEE?
IF YOU LIVE WITH PHOEBE
SHE'S ALWAYS GOING TO BE THERE.
YOU'RE GOING TO GET HOME-- SHE'S THERE.
YOU GO TO BED-- SHE'S THERE.
YOU WAKE UP, AND, OH, YES-- SHE'S THERE.
I KNOW. I CAN'T WAIT.
WERE YOUR PARENTS HAPPY OR SOMETHING?
LISTEN CHANDLER, THE WAY I SEE IT IS
I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO FIND SOMEONE I REALLY LOVE.
I JUST... I WANT TO BE AROUND HER AS MUCH AS I CAN.
WOW, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU SAY IT
IT DOESN'T SOUND SO SCARY.
SEE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
YEAH, I THINK I DO.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU MOVE IN WITH HER.
YOU MOVE IN WITH HER RIGHT NOW.
MAYBE I SHOULD MOVE IN WITH MONICA.
NO, IT'S TOO SOON FOR YOU GUYS.
( chuckling ): YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT.
MM... DID YOU TALK
TO GARY ABOUT THE MOVING IN THING?
YES, I DID, AND I THINK YOU SHOULD DO IT.
WHAT?
HE'S A GREAT GUY, YOU KNOW, AND HE LOVES YOU A LOT.
YOU ARE A VERY LUCKY LADY.
YOU ARE USELESS.
FREAKING OUT ABOUT COMMITMENT IS THE ONE THING YOU CAN DO--
THE ONE THING-- AND YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT.
GOD. I'M SORRY.
IF HE ASKED ME, I'D MOVE IN WITH HIM.
OH!
GOD.
OOH, GET OUT OF HERE, YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING.
HEY, CHANDLER.
HEY, GAR.
HEY, SWEETIE.
HI. CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?
YEAH... 'KAY.
YOU LOOK VERY PRETTY TODAY.
THANKS. OKAY.
HERE'S THE THING-- YEAH?
I REALLY WANT THIS RELATIONSHIP TO MOVE FORWARD... MM-HMM.
BECAUSE IF YOU'RE NOT MOVING FORWARD
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE JUST MOVING BACKWARDS.
NOW, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
IF YOU'RE NOT MOVING FORWARD, YOU'RE JUST STAYING STILL
AND STAYING STILL IS GOOD.
WATCH THIS.
PHOEBE?
YEAH?
I WANT YOU TO MOVE IN WITH ME.
THAT IS SO SWEET
BUT DON'T YOU THINK THAT IT'S A LITTLE TOO SOON?
THERE'S JUST SO MUCH
THAT WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT EACH OTHER.
OH.
OH, OKAY, I GET IT.
I JUST... I DON'T WANT US TO JUMP INTO SOMETHING
YOU KNOW, THAT WE'RE NOT... READY FOR.
YOU KNOW? ( trembling voice ): UH-HUH.
I REALLY DON'T WANT TO MESS UP WHAT WE HAVE.
I'M JUST... I'M WORRIED IT'S GOING TO BE A BIG MISTAKE.
HUH.
WHICH IS WHY MY ANSWER IS YES!
REALLY?
UH-HUH.
OH, YOU'RE SO HAPPY.