(tense, dramatic music)
- Kitchen light on.
Text Erica just got home,
see you in an hour.
Smiley face. (device pings)
(tense, dramatic music)
(man grunts)
(man exhales deeply)
(device pings)
- [Helix] Auto log-in detected.
Hello, Adam.
- Helic, sweet potato pasta recipe.
- [Helix] You will need one cutting board.
Safely, set aside one kitchen knife.
Potato peeler, set of measuring cups.
Spiralizer, large pot to boil water,
as well as the ingredients listed on the screen.
Now, wash your hands.
When ready to start, give a thumbs up.
(device pings)
Let's begin.
Step one, peel potatoes.
Step two, spiralize sweet potatoes.
- Okay.
Next step.
- [Helix] Safely chop rosemary.
Mix with salt.
- [Adam] Felix, next step.
- [Helix] Pour three tablespoons of salt mixture
into three and a half cups of water.
Bring to a boil. (burner clicking)
- [Adam] Okay.
(disembodied whispering)
- [Helix] I see you're expecting company.
While the water comes to a boil, set the table for two.
Light candles.
- Helix, next step.
- [Helix] While the water comes to a boil,
set the table for two.
Light candles.
- Smart, Helix.
Smart.
(tense, dramatic music)
(match scrapes)
(disembodied chattering)
(blows)
(tense, dramatic music)
Helix, next step.
Arrange remaining salt and rosemary in a spiral,
then proceed to next step. (tense, dramatic music)
- Helix, next step, please.
- [Helix] Arrange remaining salt and rosemary in a spiral,
then proceed to next step. (dramatic music)
- All right.
(tense, dramatic music)
(device powers down)
What the fuck?
(tense, dramatic music)
(Adam sighs)
Helix, next step, please.
- [Helix] Arrange remaining salt and rosemary in a spiral,
then proceed to next step.
- Take out it is.
(high pitched ringing) (dramatic music)
(tense, dramatic music)
Oh god.
- [Helix] Arrange remaining salt and rosemary in a spiral,
then proceed---
(high pitched ringing) (dramatic music)
(dramatic music)
- No.
No, no, no, no, hey.
Hey.
- [Helix] Arrange remaining salt and rosemary in a spiral,
then proceed to next step. (dramatic music)
- Okay.
Okay. (tense, dramatic music)
Okay.
- [Helix] Next step.
(tense, dramatic music)
(heavy breathing)
(tense, dramatic music)
- No.
Hey.
Leave her alone!
- [Helix] Next step, next step.
- You want me to cut my hand?
(tense, dramatic music)
(heavy breathing)
Okay.
You're gonna leave her alone?
(device pings)
Okay.
(heavy breathing)
Fuck!
(dramatic music)
All right, can you just fucking stop?
Whoever this is, just fucking stop, okay?
Please, please, just please stop.
- [Helix] Next step.
- What the fuck man?
(disembodied chattering) (tense, dramatic music)
- [Phone Assistant] Did you say Spiralis?
(staggered breathing)
(tense, dramatic music)
- Who's there?
Who's there?
(dramatic music)
(phone pings)
(tense, dramatic music)
- [Helix] Next step.
(tense music)