- Hey! Ryan we gotta--
it's the beginning. - I know,
I'm just trying to override my concern,
'cause I'm seeing a freeze frame of what you did,
and it's me naked. - That was just
where it ended up. - Whatever, creep.
- The only character that really got naked was Shane.
- I was making a salad! - Wait, what?
Wait, what the f--
All righty, Shane has just controlled my life,
and now I'm going to control his life.
He did do some bad things, but all things considered,
pretty tame, I felt.
- [Kelsey] A fair fight.
- I got some bigger things planned
for Mr. Shane. - Wow!
- First question, can you murder people in this game?
- Kind of. - I'll take that as a yes.
Let's check in on Steven.
Oh, he's sad, he's got even like the chimney soot
on his nose like he's from Mary Poppins.
I have a couple plot lines I would like to develop here.
One, I want to release Steven from the prison momentarily.
I want him to go find the Worth It boys
and get them to come over to our house for a party.
Is there a way to quickly construct a cage around somebody?
- Yes. - Maybe we're dancing
in like the living room, Steven's like,
"Oh, I'm so glad to get out of that prison.
"Hmm, do you smell that?
"Wait, what's going on?"
Bars fall in front of him.
Basically, I want to set the other Worth It
people on fire and make Steven watch.
This is gonna be good.
What's the funniest way someone could die in The Sims?
Is there another way besides fire that's less gruesome?
- Yeah, you could lock 'em in a pool and they could drown.
- Ooh, that's good, we'll pool party it.
Let's get Shane in the mix here, where is Mr. Shane?
Is he just still naked in the kitchen?
- I guess he put some clothes on, there he goes.
- Let's get Shane naked again, why not?
He loops so chippy, he's about to
murder somebody, he's a serial killer.
Why is Steven naked?
Oh, they're all skinny dipping.
Oh, yeah! (laughs)
Oh, my god, he just undressed like The Mask.
This is Shane's first victim.
He's murdering Andrew Ilnyckyj because
he beat up his ghoul friend Ryan.
I'm not hurt by this. - His ghoul friend?
- Yes, I just realized what that is,
it's like a pun on girlfriend.
Whatever, I don't care.
I'm so glad you're driving for this, by the way.
I would have no idea what the (beep) I'm doing.
Is it a sad prospect that I'm perverting your
knowledge of this game to make you murder people?
- I mean, I'm not gonna say I never did it as a kid.
(laughs) - Can we have Shane
say something to them that's like,
"Oh, good party, right, guys?"
Yeah, "Thank you for coming," that's good.
Andrew looks, he's angry.
Is he always angry?
All right, so Shane's out.
"See you later, guys!"
- Oh, they're fighting. - I like the fact
that these two were arguing.
Steven's gonna remember that when Andrew died,
the last things he said to him were rage.
And he's gonna always beat himself up
for that in his little prison.
Apologize, make him apologize!
"I'm sorry, Steve, please get me out of this pool."
"No can do, Andrew.
"No, it's okay, I forgive you.
"Just get out of the pool."
"I can't get out the pool.
"Wait, what's going on?"
- Andrew's so mad, he's yelling at Steven
and Steven's smelly. - "Steven, help me.
"I can't swim any longer."
"I wish I could, Andrew, but this fence is here."
Ah, man, this is just breaking my heart.
We could play My Heart Will Go On.
How long is it gonna take for him to drown?
- You know, it depends on his health.
- Yeah, maybe we'll come back.
- Shane's having a great day on the gaming system.
- This is all he does, by the way.
He just goes home and he plays VR.
He's obsessed with VR. - Well, Steven Lim decided
to go to bed and abandon his friend.
- So this is why we gotta trap
Steven. - To the pool,
naked. - Could we put Steven--
Let's put Steven back down here
and put him in a glass prison.
I'm so sorry for this, Andrew,
but I had no other choice.
You forced my hand here.
You being the Sim version of you,
which I guess was piloted by Shane.
So you could thank Shane for this,
really, and Steven Lim.
I may have had a little part in it, too.
I mean, I'm whatever.
- He looks bad. - Oh, I cannot wait
to have him dying - Oh, he needs to pee.
- To the My Will Heart Will Go On.
He has to pee in this situation?
That is the worst possible thing to have to do in this,
he's literally in a pool getting
pelted in the face-- - He's freezing!
- By a fountain. - He's freezing
to death 'cause it's cold.
- This is even better than I thought.
My Heart Will Go On will fit even better to this now,
because he's actually freezing to death.
Okay, let's see what we can make Steven do.
("My Heart Will Go On") Insult!
Did he just die?
- He just disappeared. - He just vanished!
- I'm calling to let you know that Andrew
has passed away. (cackles)
He become an urn! Look at that.
Yo, that's amazing.
Actually, could we move the urn?
- Wait, your girlfriend's here!
- Is that my ghost girlfriend?
- That's your ghost girlfriend, she came over.
- Good thing she didn't see
what happened a couple moments earlier.
Could I break up with her?
- Well, you're not really dating.
- Oh, good, good.
Why is coming to the house?
Is she-- - I don't know,
you guys are friends now, I guess.
- Chill, whatever. - You interacted with a spirit
and then she came home with you.
Isn't that your greatest fear?
- That happens all the time, actually, with spirits.
Anyways, let's go back to Steven.
Let's move him back to where he belongs.
Oh! - Oh, he's gonna pass out.
(laughs)
- Long day, huh, Stevie boy? It's all--
Oh, there was a tombstone!
- If you make it grass, it'll become a tombstone.
- I think the urn is just so much funnier
because it fits his aesthetic of his prison.
"Oh, what happened?
"What a weird nightmare.
"I can't believe I dreamed Andrew died.
(gasps) "No, it was real!
"There's the urn! No!"
- Actually, he's looking at this picture
of grass. - Of course he is.
He cares more about his own freedom
than the death of his friend.
What kind of friend are you, Steve?
Let's get out of here.
I don't need to see any more of this man.
That was fun, I'm glad we did that.
I know this video was about Shane,
but I needed to get this done, just for me.
I don't know what I'm gonna do with Shane.
Should I make him a serial killer?
I feel like that's too easy.
He needs to experience shame
in a way that's much more harmful to him.
Can I build a building, like an art gallery?
- There is an art gallery in The Sims.
- Shane's living it up in this house.
He's loves this house. - Ooh.
Your ghost friend is really cutting a rug.
- Yeah, it's great.
Yeah, let's get Shane out of there,
'cause he's got big plans.
Shane fancies himself an artist in real life.
And he has made a ridiculous
cartoon series called the Hot Daga.
What I would like to do is have him
form an art gallery of said Hot Daga.
Just pictures of his creations, his hot dog drawings.
And I want nobody to come.
And I want him to be very, very sad
that no one has come to his art gallery.
So step one, build the art gallery.
Step two, make the art.
Step three, invite people around the town to come,
and make sure nobody goes.
- You can do all this, it's just
it would take time to make it look nice.
- What if I don't want it to look nice?
- Oh, then I can do that.
- I want it to look horrible.
- Oh, I can do that.
- 'Cause it's Shane's art gallery.
- I can give you the most garbage looking...
- Yeah, we're talking four walls, one frame.
- Oh, got it, I see your vision.
There it is!
- Okay, great, great. - That's it.
- Is there a way to make it a place
of commerce, like an actual place?
- Yeah. - "Buy a retail store."
- He's an owner of this art gallery.
- Congrats, Sim Shane, what a good purchase for you.
Can't wait for people to see your art.
Not. (laughs)
Can we draw a picture of a hot dog?
Like a... (wind chimes)
- If he's good enough at painting,
you can paint from a thing you look at.
And if he dresses up in a hot dog outfit
and then paints himself. - Oh, my god, Kelsey,
you are a genius.
Let's do that, I love that idea.
Why's he look all sad?
- His friend just died, he was friends with Andrew.
- Well, you know, sometimes life has to just go on, man.
Steven sure handled it well, he took a nap.
Yeah, Shane, I know you don't wanna do this.
You're a little sad, but you know
what's gonna make you not sad?
Putting those feeling onto a canvas.
Yes! - So do you
have like a preference? - Make it a Chicago dog.
Some mustard on it.
What's wrong with this hot dog?
It's like very pale. - I don't know,
it looks kinda uncomfortable.
- That's good.
Could we give him a little hat?
The beanie's good, that's kinda like Silver Lake,
like, "Man, check out my cool art gallery.
"I know the bottom's a little weird,
"but it's part of an installation I'm doing."
(laughs)
I didn't even know I was this evil, to be honest.
- He doesn't have a painting skill yet,
we'd have to cheat that skill.
- This is great, you're like Morpheus and you're
giving Neo all these hacks for him to do in real life.
The sound of keyboard typing, it's very relaxing,
especially when you know what's gonna come at the end of it.
- There you go. - Yes!
- We're in. - He's a master paintist.
We're in.
Oh, my god. - We're gonna do
paint from reference. - Yeah.
- I'm gonna do a large.
- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah.
All right. - Okay.
- There, oh! - Aw!
- We're so close!
What if he's surrounded by mirrors?
- Oh, yes! - So everywhere
he looks is a mirror.
Oh, we need more money.
Just keep funneling funds into this.
- Yeah, it's important.
I mean, it's gonna pay big dividends
on the back end. - There you go.
- It's not.
So glad you helped me think of this evil plan, Kelsey.
This was a group effort, it was 50/50.
- This is entirely your plan.
- This is great. - I'm just helping
you make this. - I can't believe--
I mean, you are more twisted than I even thought.
- What? I--no. (laughs)
Boom. - Oh, a profile hot dog,
that looks weird. - Or.
- He looks like a potato.
Oh, my god, this is the greatest thing
I have ever seen in my life.
I am so happy in this moment.
It's hard to describe, even, like to put
it into words would not do it a service,
because there's a joy inside my heart right now,
and it's burning ever brightly.
It's gonna keep getting brighter
the more and more he realizes this is failed endeavor.
(laughs)
I love this game, I can't get over this.
This is (beep) incredible.
What a day this has become.
Probably one of my favorite days, this is great.
- Aw. - Yeah.
- He's hungry. - We could
feed him a hot dog or something.
Yeah, put a little grill in his studio.
That's great, because can walk in--
if they were ever to walk in, they won't.
But if they we to walk in, they would smell the--
(sniffs) - Mmm.
- The nice aroma of a grilled hot dog on a nice summer day.
Maybe one more painting, where it's more obvious
it's a hot dog, 'cause this is in fact a Hot Daga museum.
Invite me over and I'll take
a picture. - You over here.
- "I'll help you with your little art project, buddy."
Come on, big guy, wake up. (Sim Ryan speaks Simlish)
- What's up, dude?
That's what it sounded like
you just said. - It did.
It did sound like I just said, "What's up, dude?"
(laughs) Oh, my god,
this is even better.
I couldn't have even... (laughs)
This is great, this is great content right here.
Oh, my god, I want to bottle this moment
and just keep it on my shelf
and just take a sniff of it anytime I'm sad.
- Very dark.
- What if it was all candlelit? (laughs)
- What you dream, we can do.
It just won't be as bright.
- That's fine, I want it to look edgy.
- Ah, now he's too tired.
- Get me to spank him on the booty and get him up.
Like, let's go, man.
- You're eating hot dogs together.
- Oh, great, eating hot dogs, painting hot dogs,
selling hot dogs, nobody buying.
Wow, Shane, this place looks-- - Hey, wait.
- Wait, who's this? Who's this?
- Nancy Landgraab, what are you doing here?
- Get out of my art installation, Nancy!
- Nancy has a long history with the Buzzfeed Sims crew.
- Who is Nancy?
- Let's make him fight his woman.
Rude introduction. (laughs)
Nancy Landgraab is back, and let me just say,
her outfit complements Ned's super well.
I'm not saying it's love, but it might be love.
He just had ghost sex with Landgraab!
Landgraab!
- Well, apparently she digs Shane's art installation.
This could be good, though,
it could build up his confidence like,
"Oh, look, I didn't even invite her,
"and she's coming to see my work."
This is good stuff.
Oh, man, I can hardly-- - There he goes.
- I can hardly wait to see him paint this.
He's a master. - Mm-hmm.
- I'm not a big ASMR guy, but I'm getting a little bit of,
you now, I guess, what do you call those?
The tingles? - Mm-hmm.
- By hearing the brush strokes.
Either that, or it's tingles of excitement,
'cause I can't wait to see what this looks like.
This is actually like a cool model
for an art studio in general.
You get to see where the artist sleeps.
You could see he literally sleeps and eats here
'cause he so committed to his craft.
Unfortunately, no one's gonna come.
That's unfortunate, that really is the worst,
and I feel bad about that. - There it is.
- Frame that, gotta put that puppy in a frame.
We could put some more candle light chandeliers
right here. - Okay.
- This is good, this is good.
I don't know why I'm doing this
with my fingers, but it feels appropriate.
Yes, yes! Yes!
"Wow, I'm such a good artist," he said to himself.
So the tricky part is how do we invite
people to come and have them just not come?
Could we do that?
- They're probably gonna come. - Damn it!
I'll take what I can get here.
If at the end of the day, he's sad, I'm good.
- Open for business.
Set for sale, here you go.
- Could we just set it for like a million dollars each?
- Make it 100% markup. - Yeah.
- Great, it's very expensive.
- I mean, it's a big piece of art.
You know what, I'm actually curious.
I made this originally to make him sad,
but I am curious if someone's gonna
purchase these paintings now.
(laughs)
And now we wait.
- Oh, there's a girl, she's coming.
- Too bad he's going to sleep.
Look alive, Shane, don't get in your PJs yet.
Aw, you blew it, buddy.
He worked all day and night on this.
Oh, my god, this is actually very suspenseful.
Are they gonna buy it?
What's the price point on this one?
Does it have a markup?
- Five dollar. - Five dollars?
- This is 1,000, though. - What's this one?
- 1,300. - Great, great, great.
- That one's just 'cause it's a bad photo that you took.
- I think it'd be very funny if the only thing sold
in this entire gallery is a picture I took.
Buy it, buy it, buy it.
Come on, come on!
Can we get me in there to haggle with them?
- Greet customer, here you go.
Oh, you went for working out there.
- What the (beep) are you doing, Ryan?
Are you fishing at the harbor?
- Ooh, you're cold, Ry, don't freeze to death!
- No, don't let me freeze to death!
- I'm not gonna let you freeze!
Change your outfit!
- Put some clothes on, bud.
Put me in his ridiculous space suit.
God, this Sim Ryan is a problem.
And Shane has three customers and he's sleeping away.
Was that a dog taking a piss? - That was a cat.
- Should've snapped a picture of that,
that would've been good art.
Sell that, "Cat Takes Piss
"While Art Installation Guy Takes a Nap."
It's a long title.
Okay, here we go. - You're almost there, though.
Don't worry, Shane, I'm coming to the rescue.
Hey, grilled cheese!
(wheezes) Ask customer to leave!
Wait, okay, no, let's go back to the original plan.
Ask them to leave, please ask them to leave.
I tell them to leave while he's sleeping, oh, my god.
Get out of here!
That's not for sale.
Enough chitchat, get out.
He's fast asleep.
I don't know what happened, Shane, no one came.
I'm really sorry, bud.
I don't get it, the paintings are good. (sighs)
Oh, no, no, no, she's coming in.
You don't get it, guys, I need you
to leave before he wakes up.
Oh, my god, where are all these--
- It's Eugene! - Eugene?
- Eugene came!
Eugene, he's here! - Wait, what the?
What the hell is going on?
You don't understand. - Actually,
you should greet Eugene. - All right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
How's it going? - What's up?
- How you been? - He looks dashing.
- You look dashing as normal, it's upsetting.
- It's Nancy Landgraab. - Unbelievable.
- Get out, Nancy.
- She is the ultimate looky-loo.
Just, you don't understand what
I'm trying to build here, Nancy.
What are you wearing, too?
What is that? (Sims speak Simlish)
- She doesn't like it.
- Yeah, I don't blame her, it's terrible.
Man, Eugene, you're really talking my ears off here.
I like you, bud, but you need to get out.
I did not expect this art-- - Goodbye, Eugene.
- Okay, get out of here, guys, come on, come on.
I got someone to make upset here.
Jesus, all right.
I'm gonna wake him up.
- Gotta give him some bad news.
- Yeah, yeah. - Give fake bad news.
- Hey, man, I'm sorry, nobody came.
I know, I don't get it either, the paintings are great.
The paintings are great, it's not you.
I think people around this town, they have no taste.
- Aw, you guys aren't as close anymore.
- Hey man, it's not my fault, I believed in it.
Oh well, you know, you gotta go through
some struggle to get anywhere in life.
That's a part of life, struggles are a part of life.
This is a good life lesson for Sim Shane
and everybody watching this video.
You could learn a lot by just gazing into the water,
realizing how small you actually are.
- Aw, he's sad. - I would be sad, too.
He lost his friend and he started a failed business
in the span of about 48 hours.
Well, Shane, you know, it's gets better, bud.
Could we put the Charlie Brown? (imitates piano)
As he walks away from there painting in the background.
Ah, this is beautiful.
He's not gonna throw himself into the harbor, is he?
I don't want that.
I'm not a monster, okay?
I did drown a man earlier, but I'm not a monster.
Ah, man.
(sighs) - That's a sad man.
- It breaks the heart.
Well, sucks!
Anyways.
I greatly enjoyed that.
Whether or not anyone else did, I don't know.
But it was fun for me. (laughs)
- And as always, if you build anything
Buzzfeed related and want us to check it out,
the hashtag is #BuzzfeedSims.
Just upload anything with that hashtag to the gallery,
and we'll check it out next time.
- Not his gallery, though, because...
It's done, it's closed. - No, no his--
Yeah, we're probably gonna never do this again.
- Yeah, yeah, it's great, it's great.
Also, if you're watching this,
Try Guys, your days are numbered.
I'm coming for you, you've seen what I can do,
so get ready.
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