- (Isa) Are there more doors or wheels in the world?
I'm losing my mind over this argument. - Dude.
- (Isa) At first, I thought, "Wheels, duh."
- Ooh. ♪ (Jeopardy theme) ♪
That's a good question. - (Isa) Because cars, bikes,
and trains. - Really?
- (Isa) And then I thought, "No, it's definitely doors
because of cities... - Wheels.
- (Isa) "...apartment buildings, and sky scrapers."
- It's stupid. It's very stupid 'cause it's obviously wheels.
- (Isa) Not to mention, some cars have just as many doors
as they do wheels. - Wheels!
- (Isa) Which also begs the question,
do trunks have doors? What is that hatch called?
- The better question is, do I care?
- (Hank) Do you count this? - No.
- (Hank) Is this a door? If this is a door,
then it's gotta be doors, right? And if you count...
- Hank Green. Hank Green has taught me
everything I know in life, and I trust him with everything.
- (Hank) LEGO? I got more wheels in my house
than I got doors, especially if you count Hot Wheels.
They have doors... - Hot Wheels.
- (Hank) ...but the doors don't open, so I don't think
you can call those doors. But the wheels work,
but the doors don't, so I'm still going with wheels.
- (laughs) It says "mini wheels," but that's a pas-- that's pasta.
That's not a [censored] wheel. I don't care if it says
it's mini wheels! That is [censored] pasta.
- I'm gonna choose not to count that.
- It's a random question. Do you have to break it down
to that level? - If Hank Green goes with wheels,
it's the right answer. - I'm gonna stick with doors.
It's gotta be doors. - Wheeels!
♪ (Law & Order sound effect) ♪ - I was a victim
of the Team Doors side.
But I have been persuaded to Team Wheels.
♪ (suspenseful music) ♪
- (voice-over) Fear is a... - It's the Twilight version
of Batman, yes! - (Batman) When that light
hits the sky... - Damn, the music
is really good in this movie, though. - (Batman) It's not just a call.
- This is scary. - (React) Have you seen it?
- No. - Batman. I saw this last night.
Ooh, it's good! - Robert Pattinson was a bit
of a weird Batman. He wasn't bad, just seemed a bit emo.
(as emo Batman) God, Gotham doesn't understand me!
- I liked it a lot better than some of the earlier versions.
I still think the Dark Knight versions are the best at this point.
But we'll see what happens with the other ones.
- Ooh! Oh, there she is! Ms. Fiiine Woman! (laughs)
- Zoe did a really good job playing Catwoman.
- By the way, Rob Pattinson said if this failed,
he would go into porn. So, all of you who watched it,
you failed me. So...
We were supposed to be a TEAM!
- What is this?
- Is that an Infinity Stone? - (voice-over) Make of thyselves
that which he desires. - Oh, is this Elder Scroll
or something like that? - Elden Ring. Oh my god!
- Yeah, Elden Ring. A bunch of masochists on Twitch.
- I spent three hours just playing it. Just for stream specifically,
three hours, and I got nowhere. - I played this game, and I like it.
- Elden Ring? I have not heard a thing about that.
- (React) Apparently, it's really hard,
which is why people like to watch other people play it.
- (laughs) To yell from their seats, "You suck!"
- Well, for one, it's a Dark Souls game.
And Twitch is all about Dark Souls. Everyone loves Dark Souls.
It's hard. It's fun to watch because people get mad at it,
which completely makes sense. Everyone wants to see you get
just frustrated 'cause you can't beat this,
but it's also really good to stream because there's so many hours
of content that you could just keep going.
- The first game in a very long time that I've actually sat down
and tried playing, and I really like it.
- I would personally not play this because it looks scary.
- Impossibly difficult. Interesting controls.
Funny reactions. Beautiful graphics.
- (man) I haven't found someone that appreciates my love as much
as I appreciate theirs. That's why I'm here.
- Is this Love is Blind? - God.
- I haven't seen this. I know nothing about it.
I've just heard about it. - (woman) You guys think
you're compatible? That is comical.
- (man) I'm not feeling the animalistic attraction
I want to feel. - (woman) I think I'm at
a breaking point. - Oh, no.
- (man) I'm not [censored] around. - (chuckles) All right.
- (host) Welcome to Love is Blind! - (contestants cheer)
- I know it's gonna blow a lot of people away,
but I'm gonna probably pass on this one.
- I watched all of it.
- (React) Did you like it? - No.
- What does that say? What? Wait, hang on. What does it--
can you pause a little bit? (reads Russian)
Oh, no war. That's what she's saying. No war.
- This is crazy. - She didn't say anything.
- That's not right. Or should be illegal.
She wasn't doing a single thing.
- (gasps) Oh my gosh. - Man, there's so much brainwashing
going on over there. I have so many people that I know
and family over there that just have no clue what's going on.
- (gasps) Oh my gosh!
- Dude, I feel like crying. - If they have to tide it that way,
then you know something's wrong. - For anyone who's bitching
about their freedom of speech at any point because they got
some hate comments on a Facebook post, I'm gonna need you to look
at this one real quick. - Russia, they ban everything.
Like, Instagram was declared an extremist organization.
- And with that said, I'm even surprised they would let
any journalist set up in the city and record passers by to even let them
think about giving some sort of an opinion,
even if it's for or against. - If this is just on the street casual
and this made it out, imagine what's not being shown.
- This the shoe guy? - Gas prices.
- Dude, gas is so bad right now. - Jesus Christ, man.
- Oh, no. Okay. - (laughs)
- (laughs) Good choice. King Taco's always the best choice.
- Is somebody pushing her car? - Oh my gosh.
- "Gas prices aren't even that high." "Gas prices."
- I'm sorry, but I don't get it. I don't understand that.
- (laughs) They definitely look high, so...
- Okay, so I have to have the hoodie on 'cause I can't put the--
I can't put the heater on in the house.
I'm guessing that's what it means?
- Low-key, yeah.
- (React) Drugs. - (softly) Got it.
- Yeah, pretty much. - (React) Do you know what
this is in reference to? - Yeah. Yeah, I do.
- (React) Okay. I just-- - I'm young. I'm not YOUNG.
- That's amazing. I love it. Yabba-dabba-doo.
- Yabba-dabba-doo, babes. - Yup. Flintstone-mobile. Exactly.
- That seems like the best choice right now for me.
I will run my way here. - "Gas is now officially
more expensive than the movie I Am Legend imagined
it would be during the apocalypse."
- Oh, that's bad. That's really bad. - Yeah, that's insane.
- No [censored] way. - No, seriously, I'm paying 110
for my gas every week. - The gas near my house
is not any better. Living in California
and having this kind of gas, oh my gosh. I don't live in downtown,
where it's about seven bucks. - You know what's funny?
We think it's bad here. It's much worse over
in Europe right now, where a lot of those places
were hyper dependent on Russian oil.
- Gas companies are trying to make as much money off
of it as possible 'cause they're [censored] people
and I hate it. - Did you know you can check
the gas prices on Costco's app at each of the Costco stores?
Ha-ha! - (React) I did not!
- Yes! - (React) This is a great tip!
- Yes! - (React) Thank you!
- You got it. - (React) You heard it here, folks.
- That's what I'm here for.
- ♪ We don't talk about Bruno... ♪ - (sings along) ♪ Bruno, no, no, no ♪
- (gasps) (sings along) ♪ Talk about Bruno,
no, no, no ♪ - I should've known.
- I thought the movie was okay. The music was good.
- This is the number one album? Wow! - It makes sense.
- (sings along) ♪ In the sky ♪ Dude, I'm over here, like,
"I'm so annoyed by this song," but I'm still singing along
and jamming out to it. - I didn't even watch this movie,
but I know all the words to this song.
- (React) "We Don't Talk About Bruno" beat out "Let It Go."
- Yes. Yeah. And that-- "Let It Go" was the top of the top.
- I think it's better than "Let It Go" anyway.
- (React) Things that were number one this week.
- Me. - (React) It's just a picture of you.
- Ah! - (React) You're number one.
- For biggest idiot. - (React laughs)
- Well, look at that. I'm caught up on doors and wheels.
It's doors. - Team Wheels! Gas! War!
- Okay, I'm scared to even say anything about this
'cause Russia's gonna come for me. - Like and subscribe! (laughs)