I HAD A DREAM....
WE DID THE DISCO FUNK DANCE
[Biden's band begins to vibe, filling the hall with the harbingers of funk]
if you entrust me with the presidency
I will draw on the best of us
like Corn Pop
he chose a path of hope and light he was generous and humble
to all of us
not just a few at the top
this is our moment to make hope and history rhyme
with passion and purpose – let us begin, you and I
together (x5)
let's do it for Corn Pop, let's do it for him
he'd tell us we can't stop, he'd tell us to win
let's do it for Corn Pop, it's what he would want
he'd tell us to rise like the morning sun
we'll say
CORN POP, WE CAN'T STOP (time and time again)
CORN POP, WE WON'T STOP (we'll never give up, my friend)
CORN POP, WE CAN FIND THAT SWEET SPOT (time and time again)
CORN POP, WE WON'T STOP *record stop*
Coldplay is the best band in the world
my God
that's UNTHINKABLE
oh my God...
Coldplay's DECENT
I am once again asking for your vote for Joe
he will stand up and fight for you – this I know
the price of failure is just too great
we must come together – the future is at stake
millions of jobs: gone
Trump's a reality show
Joe and Kamala actually care they'll get this pandemic under control
I know a predator when I see one
so make no mistake: Trump will be done
our children will look in our eyes
and ask "where were you when the stakes were so high?"
Americans have never, ever let their country down
we get back up together back up together now
someway, somehow
let's do it for Corn Pop, let's do it for him
he'd tell us we can't stop, he'd tell us to win
Let's do it for Corn Pop, it's what he would want
he'd tell us to rise like the morning sun
we'll say:
CORN POP, WE CAN'T STOP (time and time again)
CORN POP, WE WON'T STOP (we'll never give up, my friend)
CORN POP, WE CAN FIND THAT SWEET SPOT (time and time again)
CORN POP, WE WON'T STOP
*somber, a cappella* let's do it for Corn Pop
let's do it for him
he'd tell us we can't stop, he'd tell us to win
*a growing chorus joins and intensifies* let's do it for Corn Pop
it's what he would want (do it for Corn Pop)
he'd tell us to rise like the morning sun
[spoken] sorry, guys – a cappello is not better than rock'n'roll
we'll say *a powerful downbeat from the band makes the room quake, causing a chain reaction that shakes the globe*
CORN POP, WE CAN'T STOP (time and time again)
CORN POP, WE WON'T STOP (we'll never give up, my friend)
CORN POP, WE CAN FIND THAT SWEET SPOT (time and time again)
CORN POP, WE WON'T STOP
*the song ends with fanfare and triumph, as virtual attendees break out into a U-S-A chant*
[spoken} CORVETTES ARE BETTER THAN PORCHES.
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or at least a DECENT day and a best life in the world my god...