- Hey all fruit lovers.
In honor of the 21st episode of Ask Orange
I'm going to burp "Hamlet" in its entirety.
Act one.
- Please don't.
- All right.
I'll just answer some questions instead.
- Let me ask him.
Hey, hey grandpa lemon.
Hey.
Ah, let's give him some anyways.
Here we go.
- Sleep drinking?
This is extre-eee-eee-me!
- Oh wow.
I feel pretty extreme.
- Sleep talking extre-eee-eee-me!
- I suddenly have an urge
to do a while bunch of dangerous stuff.
- Sleep hang gliding.
Sleep sky diving.
This is extre-eee-eee-eee-eee-me!
(laughs)
- I'm feeling extremely extreme right no-o-o-o-o-w.
- Then it's time for the most extreme sleep activity
possible.
Sleep blowing up the kitche-e-en!
- Oh come on!
- Extre-eee-eee-eee-me!
(screaming) (explosion)
- It's time for Ask Orange!
- Mark, get set, read the next question!
(laughs)
- Um, it's on the top of my head
where it's supposed to be.
- Heck yeah I can, all right.
- No, you cannot.
- Okay.
No I cannot.
- Hmm.
Let me try.
(groaning)
- You idiot.
You can't just grow arms at will.
(groaning)
Face it dude,
you can't do it.
You can't grow arms
and push me off the table.
- Well, that's half true.
Leap! - Huh? (screaming)
Oh, my body.
(laughing)
- Hey there.
My name's Catnip.
And I'm new to the kitchen.
(screams) Oh the pain!
- Whoa.
What a cat-astrophe.
(laughs)
- Sure do.
Got it for Christmas.
Ready, aim, fire!
(farting)
- Uh dude.
I think that's just a normal chicken.
- Oh.
(screams)
Yeah, I probably deserved that.
(laughs)
- Tell me about these issues you have
been experiencing.
- I haven't been having any issues at all.
I don't need to be here.
- Exhibits classic case of denial.
Tell me Pear,
does this annoy you?
- Yes, very much.
- I see, I see.
- Are you gonna put it out?
- Hmmm.
- Dude, put it out!
- Oh, a classic case of anxiety.
- Dude, Du-u-u-de!
- Uh huh, you see, I tricked you.
It is a fake wick.
- Oh, phew.
You had me worried there for a second. (laughs)
- Yes you see, the wick actually leads to
that pile of TNT right over there.
(laughs)
(screaming)
- What the?
I never agreed to this.
- I will defeat you Anpear Orpompateen. (laughs)
- Don't worry Pear.
I'll protect you!
(fighting)
- Wow.
Marshmallow's really good.
Hey, uncle, uncle!!
- Ohhh yahhh.
- Hey, hey!
That's my line.
- Oh.
Sorry.
- Yeah ya are.
(laughs)
I'm guessing you're a Labrador retriever.
(laughs)
- Huh, I'll try.
No promises.
Hey, come back here.
Come on, come on.
Oh man, I'm starting to get dizzy. (laughs)
(struggling)
That's a great question.
But I'm kind of preoccupied right now.
Sorry. (laughs)
Come back here.
Hmm, I don't know any pink marshmallows.
But I will try to make Marshmallow blush.
(laughs)
- Ya-a-ay, I love being embarrassed.
- Okay Marshmallow.
Do you have a crush on anybody?
- I sure do.
I love everyone!!
Ya-a-ay!
- Oh, that didn't work.
I guess I'll just throw this pink paint on you then.
(screams)
(laughs)
Mmm, tastes like lead.
(laughs)
- Dude, what are you doing?
You can't blow up the sun.
- But the nice lady asked me to.
- No.
- But she said please and everything.
- No!
- Ah fine.
I won't blow up the sun.
- Sleep (mumbling)
This is extre-eee-eee-eee-me!
(screaming)
(explosion)
We here at the Annoying Orange have
a very exciting announcement.
Well, two very exciting announcements, actually.
First, we've reached five million subscribers!
Woo hoo!
(cheering)
Thank you guys so much.
(laughs)
Knife.