Ladies and gentlemen
we present to you
Teeth I Don't Know
I was making my rounds at Splashy Town
You know, the indoor water park
Shutting down the endless wave
dead of night, pitch dark
Just to clarify
I'm a security guard
not a lifeguard who stayed too late
My weapon is a pool noodle
A glint of light pierced the night
I saw some popcorn bro
scooped it up and tossed it back
it was teeth I don't know
Just to clarify
I did know they were teeth
I just didn't know who's teeth they were
Who left these teeth
who needs them now
who's sittin' on the couch
gummin' on some crunchy chow
Ooooohhhhhh
Me
I'm eating peanut brittle
and I'm fed up
You see I lost my teeth earlier today
in a fight at a waterpark called Splashy Town
I'm gonna break into Splashy Town
tonight
right now
I'm breaching the slide
that runs outside
I'm gummin' an entrance hole
reaching the spot where my teeth got knocked
to get the teeth that I know
The teeth that he knows
The teeth that he know-
What was that?
It felt like a pool noodle
It was a pool noodle
I'm the security guard
and that's my weapon
Well I was just looking for my teeth man
You're looking for teeth?
Yeah I lost them in a battle with a man earlier today
in this vicinity
That's an amazing coincidence
I recently found some teeth
that I did not know
Let me see em'
Oh, yup, they're mine
He left his teeth
he's got them now
no more sittin' on the couch
gummin' on some crunchy chow
Oooooohhhhh
By the way, you know anything about a hole over in the slide?
Yeah, I gummed my way in that way
I'll also be leaving that way
you might wanna patch it up afterward.