if you're looking for the perfect gift for a star wars nerd but don't want to settle for some cheap
ass kids toy have no fear inside this long box is an amazing collectible that any scruffy-looking
nerf herder would be proud to display the force is strong with this gift so let's check it out
my memory of star wars goes all the way back to when i was a child seeing it in the theater
back then the best lightsaber you could get was an ever-ready flashlight with a plastic tube on
the front of it after begging my parents to buy me one that lightsaber lasted one week
well let me tell you this is about a hundred times better than that lightsaber
this is the kybers standard series xi'an rgb 11 series lightsaber yes it's an rgb lightsaber
and of course any star wars fan would tell you that a lightsaber's color is based on the jedi who
wields it right now it's green meaning you're a veteran some days you feel good and some days you
feel evil so yes red purple green white pink other jedi disciplines we haven't heard of you can do
with this lightsaber i know some of you pirates think you wouldn't even want a lightsaber in fact
you'd rather want a reliable blaster at your side instead of this and some hokey religion but let me
tell you in a more elegant age the lightsaber is what defended the republic this is essentially the
same thing as that first lightsaber i had though a flashlight with a tube but it's way more advanced
one you can actually remove this tube it comes with a tool so sometimes you want to walk around
with your lightsaber in full cosplay mode you can do that too two it's reactive look at this the old
lightsaber i had when i was a child didn't do anything this reacts when you hit objects you
can change the sound it makes how loud it is and turn off the sound if you want to make your own
lightsaber sounds like you were eight years old again i've owned an awful lot of lightsabers in
my life many of them officially licensed products of lucasfilm this one's even more
advanced than any of those instead of having double-a batteries that corrode and ruin them
this runs on a lithium ion rechargeable battery and while the blade is plastic the actual pommel
is some kind of machined aluminum it looks like so it's pretty durable even better
it's what your father wanted you to have when you were old enough in fact he told me that right
after i cut off his arms and his legs actually he didn't really say give it to luke he said ah
oh god give batman but you get to just i thought he said give it to you so let me tell you
now i'm giving it to you because you're old enough
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and [ __ ] old ben kenobi lying son of a [ __ ] i have the high ground yes
yes sure why does that matter it doesn't really make any difference you could have
just backed up right if if they have the high ground you just back up a little bit it's a
lightsaber what are they gonna do they can't blast you with it that's what he said he said