Because when you posted the picture of National Dog Day,
I realized that you took the gift seriously that I gave you.
So this is Olivia's bed.
And she posted this for National Dog Day.
I gave them that gift as a joke, and it's above your bed.
Where else would we put it?
It's the most important piece of art that's ever been made.
I gave it to you six years ago.
I know.
So you've kept it.
It's only appreciated in value to us.
Yeah, there it is.
That's when we discovered it.
And people are so confused by it at first glance.
And that's how we like it.
I understand that.
But it's not above your bed anymore.
No, now it has another very special place,
which is outside the children's bedroom.
So it's the first thing that they see when they wake up.
Wow.
It's very important to us.
Do they say, who is that lady?
Yeah, they say, oh, that's our real mother.
And I say, yes.
They love it.
It's the greatest thing in the world.
But I had to post it, because it was National Dog Day.
And I know you too love dogs and rescue animals.
And so I knew you would get the adopt-don't-shop message.
Then I posted this after you posted that.
Yes, you do did.
It took everything I had not to turn that into a tattoo
that I would put on Jason's arm.
I took a picture of that.
I was like, how far can we take it?
How far can we go?
Because you could have done that above your bed next.
And I would have done--
It'll happen.
In six years, you'll be like, what?
She still has this?
So how old are your children?
You said it's still outside of their--
do they have the same room?
They're in separate rooms.
They wish they had the same room, which is very sweet.
We'll see how long that lasts.
They are two and four.
So the boy is four years old.
You had a little girl recently.
Yeah, Otis is 4 and 1/2.
And Daisy-- aw.
That's Otis.
And Daisy is almost two.
Yeah, look at her.
Look at that.
I love their names too--
Otis and Daisy.
So what is she into?
Is she a good two, or is she the terrible two?
She's a good two.
She hasn't realized she's two.
She also lies about being three, which is a really funny thing.
It's like, you ask her, how old are you?
And she's like, I'm three.
I think she so badly wants to catch up with her brother,
and she's already lying about her age.
Did she really say it like that?
I'm three.
Like really kind of nonchalant.
You know how it is.
She's really very grown up.
I'm amazed by her.
She's a really funny, funny person.
Well, from what I hear, Otis-- because every time you're here
or Jason's here--
I hear that he's into grown-up music
since he was a little boy.
What's he into now?
Now, he's into the Beastie Boys, which
we approve of wholeheartedly.
Gosh, he;s also is into weirdly--
I don't know how he discovered it--
but Ibiza-style techno-spring-break-dance-party
pop.
What do you mean?
I don't know where.
We think he might be going out at night
and just hitting the clubs, discovering something
like that.
You should get a blacklight and see if there's
something on his arm.
Let me see those wrists.
Wait, so how would he find Ibiza techno dance pop?
It's why you shouldn't send them to school.
They come back with bad taste in music.
We had done so well.
Yeah, I know.
Because he wasn't into Michael Jackson.
Well, first, Beyonce, which you gave us
the greatest gift of all time, which
was a fully Beyonce-themed first birthday
party with Beyonce napkins, cups,
balloons, a life-size Beyonce cut-out, which is still
in our house, of course.
We don't give things away.
We keep everything.
Your garage sale is going to be fun one day.
But the greatest thing about that party
is that the other parents didn't know that it was a joke.
So they were just looking at each other like, geez, this
is really intense Beyonce love.
Wow.
All right, so your mom is running for Congress.
Yes, she is.
My mom is running for Congress.
Where does she live?
In the 5th District of Virginia, which
is a really important district.
It has Charlottesville and then a bunch of more rural counties.
It's huge.
It's bigger than New Jersey.
And it's really important, because Virginia
has this wave of women who are running for Congress.
And it's really exciting, because they're
going to change the way that Virginia is
and hopefully, the entire country is.
Good for her.
That's amazing.
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That's great.
I'm so proud of her.
That's really cool.
Tell me about this company that you're crazy.
OK, I'm very excited about this.
It's this company called True Botanicals
that is a completely nontoxic, cruelty-free skin care line.
And I deeply care about it, because that just
doesn't exist.
There aren't very many regulations in this country.
For instance, in the European Union,
there's over 1,300 banned ingredients for all skin care.
In this country, there are 11.
So we have to do a lot of our own regulating.
And I think having a company that does that and also
is cruelty-free was really important to me.
And it works.
And I'm really, really excited, because everybody
in your audience is getting a gift certificate for $150.
Yes, you are.
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