Hey I’m Jake and Michael Stevens isn't here right now. Where is he? Nobody knows but ya know what I feel?
I feel brokenself.com.
Which is a DONG. And if you are feeling sad because Michael Stevens isn't currently in your life
Well guess what, fill that sadness with DONGs, things you can do online now guys.
Explore the moon phases and libration in the year 2017 on this NASA website.
Type in the month, day, and hour to see that on January 5th the moon was only 41.5% visible
but on August 7th it will be 99.5% visible.
There’s even a cool video that takes you through the phases of the moon this year at
hourly intervals.
Now we can switch from science to the arts by
Exploring a map of art pieces grouped by visual similarity.
Take a guided tour if you’d like, but as Pablo Picasso once told me personally, “The
chief enemy of creativity is good sense” so I’ll be exploring freely.
Here we have heaps of art to scroll through and learn about.
Let’s look here...no.
Maybe over here?
Naw.
Oh here we go, this one feels relatable somehow.
What’s it called?
Oh...Well I’ll read about it anyways.
“Estúpidos” was created in Portugal by Robert Panda.
He creates real size figures from paper and tape to leave in various public places so
that people can interact with them.
That’s a great map of art and photos but now let’s head to photographymapped.com
London based animator and designer, Simon Roberts has created this website as a way
to conquer the steep initial learning curve of understanding cameras outside automatic mode.
His goal is to explain it in a way that eliminates abstractions like “the exposure triangle”
that is commonly used.
The graphics page teaches you things like focal length, light as it relates to exposure,
and much more.
It’s very informative but for kinesthetic learners the interactive diagram is especially
helpful.
You can adjust all of the aforementioned components of photography and take a picture to see how
you can improve.
Let’s take a break from seeing to listen to
Soothing sounds with the asmr generator for positive feelings.
We can hear soothing noises like leaves blowing in the wind, fire crackling, or….*creepy
man whispering* Oh no, you really don’t have to do that *more creepy man whispering*...Seriously it’s okay…*even more creepy man whispering*
Okay I’m leaving.
But not for nothing.
I wanted to go to Clubber Toy where I can rave by myself with good music and alluring
images.
Press any number from one to nine for a visual change.
Like this, and this, and this, and this, and this and this and this and *Jake trying to beatbox*
I've never been to a rave before but I assume that's what the music is like.
I don’t know why but for some reason this one made me remember that I have more DONGs
to show you so let’s get going.
Ya know what comes to mind when I think of the phrase “pressing issue”?
Couple names.
Thank goodness for this name combiner.
I try to keep up to date on everything pop culture so let’s put in my favorite celeb
couple, Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt.
Wow look at all these options.
Bradifer, Jenad, and my personal favorite Brfer.
Just slides off the tongue, ya know?
But ya know what I want to slide on the tongue?
Mazecheese.
Steer the little mouse around the maze with your arrow keys to go through the different
holes.
They serve as portals to other locations and the goal is to pick up cheese along the way.
Look I got one.
Yeah BOIIIIIIIIIIIII
Which is a fun and annoying game where you try to make your Boiiii as long as possible
by getting a lot of i’s.
Use the up arrow to jump over the rectangular obstacles.
When you collect a P you power jump and the 3 allows you to triple jump.
Look how many I got!
That is a lot of I’s but I can’t listen to this anymore.
I need to get away on the beach somewhere
So I can play Cranky Crabs. Boi!
Hit the crabs with your yoyo by clicking until it’s gone.
You can add on time with these and give your yoyo more power with these.
And make sure to jump using your spacebar to avoid all these obstacles. Boi!
Links to all the DONGs can be found in the description below and if you need more DONGs in your life there is a playlist right here.
Also, on a complete, total side note, did you ever notice that a banana peel, if you put it on your face,
Like this, it kind of looks like the face hugger from Alien ya know?
And as always, thanks for watching.