[english subtitles by MTGCB // SplaatFanatic]
(fireworks shooting)
MARIO: Oh boy! Mario's wiener is so happy!
LUIGI: Ooooh yeaaaah!
PEACH: Yay!
I won!
TOAD: I will...…..make you......suffer!!!
(pop!)
- Hey...…….
…….that's pretty good!
MARIO: (crazy laughter)
TOAD: Listen here mother---(bleep)---er!
MARIO: Okie-dokie princess! Make me a sandwich!
(slap!)
- (screaming)
- Oof! - (thud)
- (super mario bros jump sound) MARIO: Hm?
LUIGI: Waaah!
What is that?!
PEACH: Ooh! No!
MARIO: Blah blah blah!
I'mma d*ck princess and i'mma huge b*tch!
- (punch!)
- (screams) - (thud)
- Fine!
Ah-ha! Here's the problem.
- (squeaks) (tada!)
(rumbling)
(coin sound) (super mario star theme plays) (red shell sound)
(woosh!)
SPRIXIE: Yah!
Oh yeah! Ho-ho!
(gibberish talking)
MARIO: I got it! I got it! - (coin sound)
MARIO: (whooping) - (dun dun dun duuun!)
I'll have this spaghetti and meatballs!
TOAD: (growls) Here we go! Wah!
TOAD: (spongebob reference): Put the money in the bag!
(pipe sound)
BOWSER: (grunts) Pootis!
(roars) (dun dun dun duuun!)
MARIO: Hey stinky! (italian gibberish)
BOWSER: (roars and laughs)
(pipe sound)
PEACH: No! Oh! (sighs)
MARIO: (moans)
TOAD: (sighs)
PEACH: Shut up! - (punch! punch!) (jump sound) - (pipe sounds)
LUIGI: (groans) - (jump sound)
(upbeat cheerful music plays)
- (pipe sound, splat!) - (all screaming)
MARIO: (yelling in the pipe) Make way for Willy!
- (thud) - (screams in pain)
LUIGI: (moans) Hmmm.
PEACH: Wow! How nice! Lucky me!
Yay! Oh yeah! (fire crackling, police sirens)
(dupstep music plays)
KOOPA: Hmmmm...….
How much do you charge?
- (rapping) - (laughing)
WARIO: All right!