- Hey Brian?
- Yeah?
- Oh no! - Aah, dammit,
there's glass in my eye!
(Jordan laughing) Son of a-!
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- Give your dog something to post on Facebook!
- All right!
And nobody's blocking.
(Stewie grunting) - Oh!
(whistle blowing)
- Back off, he may have a concussion.
- A concussion?
- You do me an honor left tenant.
- If you're playing a sport and you suffer a head injury
or you're around somebody who suffers a head injury,
in say a sport like football,
don't immediately rush to take the helmet off,
protecting the head.
If you do have to take the helmet off,
there are different steps that you need to do
and typically athletic trainers will know
or EMTs will know how to take that off in a field setting.
- Hey Stewie, how's our little concussion guy?
- Oh no! - Oh my God.
Are you? - What has he got?
He's got anisocoria.
Unequal pupils.
That needs to be evaluated immediately at the hospital.
So go get it checked out
and get a cat scan of your brain, please.
And obviously he's like sleepy, tired,
he should get checked out anyway.
- Is, is anybody gonna answer that telephone?
- He keeps thinking the phone is ringing, Brian.
- You can have nerve injuries to the ears.
So there are a lot of different reasons why you could have
ringing in the ears and he is hallucinating.
He's hearing things, he's seeing things.
His kid needs to go to the hospital.
- Well, at least he's talking again.
I think that means he's getting better.
- Well, on TV, if somebody gets hit on the head
you hit him a second time and that gets him back to normal.
- No, no, Chris, this is very serious.
- Yes. - You see what a concussion is
is the impact of brain matter on the inside of the skull
but you can't make a helmet for the inside.
(Jordan gasps) Chris, are you crazy?
- Shh, let's just let him sleep this off.
- No, you do not let him sleep it off
because there could be bleeding going on in the brain.
Everything gets sloshed back and forth.
Your brain can move and smack the skull on the inside
could cause ripping of your bridging veins.
- It's just that when you've read as many books as I have,
(laughs) it takes a toll, ya know?
- You sure it's not from watching too much close up porn
on your phone? (Jordan laughing)
- No, I wouldn't be surprised if they have that now.
- You are so full of it, you don't need those things.
- Wait, who said that?
(Jordan laughing)
- Definitely knew people back in the day
that would actually wear glasses
without any prescriptions in them.
Yes, you can strain your eyes or your eyes can get tired
and sometimes an optometrist
will give you eyeglasses to help with that.
As you get a little bit older, sometimes you need glasses
because your eyes won't accommodate.
And it's something called presbyopia.
When things get closer or further away with the lens
actually get larger or smaller, it loses that ability.
(Stewie whistling) Oh gosh.
Oh gosh.
- Hey Brian?
- Yeah?
- Oh no! - Aah, dammit,
there's glass in my eye!
(Jordan laughing) Son of a-!
- Do not take any baseball bats to anybody's skull.
A skull fractures, intracranial bleeding,
epidural hematomas, subdural hematoma.
Death.
A baseball bat is for hitting baseballs.
Definitely see eye injuries at the hospital.
Most of the time foreign bodies get in there.
Usually people are either welding, or using something small
metal-wise and a piece of metal actually goes in the eye.
There's a little piece of equipment that we use
called a bur, which actually spins really, really fast,
and it actually spin it out, so to speak.
Definitely wanna look in all areas of the eye,
wash out the eye.
- Subject wanted for medical.
What's that?
- Experiments.
- Asparagus. (Jordan laughs)
- All right Mr. Griffin, at this time,
we're going to inject you with what we believe
we've isolated as the gay gene.
- What? - I don't understand.
- Well, if we are correct,
we will have successfully proven that homosexuality
is genetic and not a matter of choice or environment.
- Does that experiment actually exist?
I have no idea.
There is multiple factors, multiple components
to our own sexualities, that's a whole other topic.
In my opinion, maybe we should be doing research
and scientific studies on things that actually
maybe kill people like cancer, but this is Family Guy,
so it's a little obscure and a little off.
- Hi! - Oh my gosh, come on.
- So how'd the medical experiments go?
- So good, Louis, so good.
Let me squeeze right in here if my thighs will let me.
- The stereotypes of Family Guy.
Bad stereotype, that's potentially small subset
of people who are homosexual or heterosexual,
asexual, it doesn't matter what you wear or how you behave.
Oh, Family Guy.
- How many boogies would you say you consume in a week?
- Oh God, maybe like one?
Maybe two to during the holidays, maybe.
(Jordan laughing)
- Who eats their own boogers, that's disgusting.
I mean, who doesn't enjoy picking a good booger?
That's a different story.
But you have to be careful, dirty fingers, dirty nails
increase your risk of infection into the nose
and your nose is actually doing what it's supposed to do,
it's filtering the air for you.
Use a tissue, blow your nose, try not eat it.
There is no health benefit to eating boogers.
- Stewie, I'm your doctor.
I can tell just by looking at you
that you're eating more than that.
- I'm sorry.
I-I've just been so nervous about these test results.
- Well, that's understandable.
- So often we'll ask patients different questions.
Maybe how much alcohol do you drink?
And you get once a week, you multiply that by three or four.
People will want to give a us an answer
that may be partial truth, maybe not to look so bad.
The doctor only cares about your health.
The only way for us to truly help you
is to understand what's going on inside your body.
I am not judging you, my colleagues are not judging you.
Just tell us the truth.
- You can't handle the truth.
- So we can treat you properly.
- Seeing as how you did test positive for cooties.
(Jordan laughing) - What, that's terrible.
- I think you need to get your affairs in order.
- He's got the cooties and get your affairs in order.
The world is ending for preschool.
- I don't have any affairs, I'm one.
- Well then you're ready to die.
- Officially cooties.
I don't think it's actually in ICD 10 code.
I don't think is an official diagnosis,
but is it just trying to say you got germs, maybe?
Cooties isn't really a real thing.
- I got your meds, honey.
- Who was that?
- That's my 20 year old nurse.
- He's wearing homemade sandals.
- Yeah, he has no medical training.
- Having companionship will actually
make people feel better, they actually have shown studies
therapy of an animal typically are felt more love
and more happy and then that translates into better health.
- This is the Flintstone's cocktail
I have to take every day.
17 Barneys, 18 Wilmas.
I have to take the Bamm-Bamms just to keep things moving.
Does this seem dramatic to you?
- I'm only laughing because I grew up with my friends
always having Flintstone vitamins at their house
and they taste like candy.
Sometimes when people get terminal diseases
they actually have a quick switch
of the way they look at life.
But, as far as I know, cooties are not terminal
and they're not contagious.
There's a ton of alternative therapies out there
and they all have their place.
I think traditional medicine mixed in
with some holistic-type approaches
is actually more beneficial than just one by itself.
- Oh my God, what happened to your face?
- Oh man! - Hello, who's there?
Sorry Brian, my eye's can't close when I sleep
and I'm blind for a few seconds when I first wake up.
- Stewie, you got more plastic surgery?
- I know it was a mistake.
(Jordan laughs) - I told you not to do this.
You're way too young to be getting plastic surgery.
- Yeah, one year old, oh my gosh.
- I think one of the cuts got too close to my brain.
Brian, school pictures are in two days, what am I gonna do?
- So the question is, what did he have done?
It looks like he's got lip filler, face pulled back,
and then probably some Botox in there,
but he can't close his eyes.
Typically, if you actually get Botox near your eyes,
your eyelids, it'll probably cause him to be droopy
because there's no muscle tension.
And if it does happen, it will go away.
And maybe babies shouldn't be getting Botox or fillers.
- He needs you to help fix his face.
- Absolutely, I can do that.
- Great, is it a simple procedure?
- Oh sure, we just break every bone in his face
and then smoosh him back into position.
- Oh my gosh. - Dr. Hartman,
where'd you get your medical degree from?
- He told me bedrest and ice packs for two days
so it can set, but I'm not missing picture day.
- [Photographer] Two, three.
(Stewie screaming) (Jordan gasping)
- I don't know what kind of procedure that was.
Did he break his bone and try to smoosh
everything back together and ripped the seams?
Horrible!
I didn't mean to say facial drooping this capacity.
There's a lot of connective tissue underneath the skin.
So yes, if something kind of rips open lacerates open,
everything else is still intact,
it all just doesn't fall off.
Please be careful with injections,
fillers, all these different things.
Go to a reputable place, go to a sound place.
Don't go to a place that's the cheapest or the best deal,
'cause sometimes you get a bad deal.
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