- Hi everyone and welcome to my sleepover,
where we have a new guest every week,
to play fun slumber party games.
And as you know, you only invite your best friends
to your sleepovers, so that's why this week,
I'm joined by my best friend, John Cho.
- Hey, guys.
- John, have you ever been to a sleepover before?
- Sleepovers weren't a thing for me growing up
because I had a lack of guests to invite.
- Hmm, okay, I see the coded language there.
(laughs loudly)
Today is your first big sleepover.
- Thank you, thank you.
- (laughs) So we're just gonna kick this off
with a very classic sleepover game called, Would You Rather.
- Okay.
(upbeat instrumental music)
- Would you rather be an Olympic gold medalist
or a Nobel Prize winner?
(laughs)
Big questions here tonight.
- I wanna say a Nobel Prize winner,
but Olympic gold medalist, um...
- Mmm hmm.
- The physical thrills are better.
- Do you have a sport in mind when you imagine
yourself winning that gold medal?
- Yeah, downhill skiing.
- Downhill skiing?
- Yeah, I don't ski.
- Then this is great, this is a full, full dream.
This is all of that.
- Sorry, sorry, scratch that.
- Yeah.
- Archery.
- Archery. Great!
- I'm sorry, sorry scratch that.
- Beach volleyball.
- Is that your final answer?
- You know what? Greco-Roman wrestling.
- See it always goes back to Greco-Roman wrestling.
- You know what!?
- Noble peace prize for Greco-Roman wrestling.
- Greco-Roman peace.
Would you rather be a whale on land,
or be a lion at sea?
- You know, I'm gonna say I'd rather be a lion
in the water, I just feel like that
the water's better than land.
- [Rekha] Hmm.
- Land isn't all it's cracked up to be.
- Humans chose wrong, we chose wrong.
We should have been water, water beings.
- (whispers) Yes.
Changed my mind, Greco-Roman wrestling.
- Sorry.
- Okay sorry.
- Okay, about like 5:30,
- That's so rude.
- I think we're rolling so I gotta go.
(scoffs)
- Oh for sure, text me, okay, ahhhhh, get outta here, okay,
naw I gotta go, alright bye.
- Wow, who was that?
- Hm?
- Who was that, just your other best friend?
Now we're moving on to our next game, Fuck Marry Kill.
Right, Fuck Marry Kill, St. Patrick's Day, Halloween,
or the Winter Solstice.
- This is such a weird...
- What's weird about it?
(both laugh)
- F Halloween, that's the sexiest.
- For sure.
- It's a horn ball.
- A real horn ball, yeah.
- It used to be Lent that was the real horn ball holiday.
- Totally.
- Um, kill St. Patrick's Day.
- Mmmm.
- It's douche day.
- It's too much.
- Eh, so what does that, marry...
- Marrying the winter solstice.
- Marrying winter solstice. - Congratulations!
- Thank you.
- Fuck Mary Kill, cake, ice cream, and cookies.
This might get emotional.
(groans)
- I'm out on cake, kill cake.
- Kill cake, I would also kill cake.
- Cake is light, it's nothing, it's insubstantial.
- You can't have a life with cake.
- It'll leave you with warts.
- Cake is not telling you ahead of time
what is going on with it.
- No.
- Cake calls you two weeks after.
- Ice cream is who you marry.
It's creamy, it's dependable,
you fuck the shit out of cookies.
- Yeah, you must.
- CD player, VCR, or cassette player?
- Uh, geez, kill VCRs, they're just too big,
they're as big as books.
- Yeah, books are big.
- I've always said this about books, too big.
- Too big, too big.
- Uh, the promise of the durability
of cds was really overblown.
Uh, they get scratched really easily, they're delicate,
that's a one nighter.
- So you fuck cds, you're marrying cassettes.
- You're marrying cassettes they're durable, so satisfying
when you click them into the Walkmen, uh, Walkman?
- Walkwomen.
(upbeat music)
Our next game is Charades, heard of it you love it,
it's Charades.
I am actually going to act out movies and tv shows
you have been in,
(snorts)
and you have to guess via my brilliant
acting what work of yours I'm trying to act out.
- Seven words,
yeah, funny cigarette movie,
(laughs) Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle.
- Yeah!
Okay.
- One word, looking, trying to find something,
what, what's going on?
Searching!
- Yeah!
(both cheer)
(snorting and laughter)
You getting it?
- Two words, Star Trek,
- Noooooo.
- I ate through that one.
(laughs)
- Oh say can you see, American Soup?
Pie?
- Yeah!
(both applaud and cheer)
Perfect!
John thank you so much for joining me at the sleepover.
- Thank you for having me.
- It was great having you, great playing games with you.
Guys, it's gettin' late, it's time to go to bed, alright.
Good night John.
- Good night.
Yeah, what's up?
Yeah, this thing for CollegeHumor.
No, it was lame.