(doorbell ringing)
You must be the strippers.
You the groom to be?
No, he's inside with his buddies.
Come on in.
Oh, who's a good boy? Yes, I know.
Oh, you're gonna have so much fun.
Yes, I know!
I know, have fun!
Wait, I'm-- I'm sorry. This is just for dogs?
Yeah.
I'm throwing my dog, Josh,
a wedding tomorrow and, uh,
what's a wedding without a bachelor party?
You're gonna have so much fun, I know, I know!
I gotta write the vows.
♪♪
Jen... seriously?
You never done a dog party before?
No, I've never done any party before.
This is my first time. I'm just doing it
'cause I need to buy a color printer.
How you doing, honey?
Come on. Oh!
Jen, what are you doing?
Last night as a free man.
(dog barking)
(whispering) What the (bleep)? Okay.
♪♪
Ooh!
I'm sorry. Sorry about that.
That's my bad.
(dog growling)
(dog yawning)
This sucks. This is bad for my self-esteem.
You're losing the room.
♪♪
Gentlemen, no touching!
What the (bleep) is this, Jack?
That is one strike for the whole room.
And it only takes two strikes to end the party.
(Amy) I'm fine.
(doorbell ringing)
(dog growling, barking)
Oh, he's-- he's a little busy right now.
(dog barking, growling)
I'm just doing my job, okay?
(barking)
(Jen) She's got a gun!
(gunshots)
Oh, my God!
Shit. It's gone bad!
We gotta get the hell out of here.
It's too late for Jen.
We have to move now.
Okay, okay, okay!
(Jack) Move, move, move!
(Amy murmuring)
I've got the cords.
That thing is useless without the cords.
This is mine! This is for me!
(door slamming, tires screeching)