- Good thing these are on or steam would be like
(imitates steam whistling) - Like nursing a sweet baby fawn.
- What did you say? - You can put it right in your sight!
- Haaave you met my friend? - (gasps) Have you met Ted?
- (PvF) We are going to suit up for a super tasty Try Not To Eat:
How I Met Your Mother. Yes, Ed. - Why is it always Try Not To Eat?
Can I just eat for once please? - To suit up?
- Hell yeah! - (PvF) This is a Try Not To Eat:
How I Met Your Mother episode that is truly legend-- wait for it,
because these dishes will absolutely include a lot of dairy.
- Oh my god. - Legend dairy.
- Legend dairy! - ♪ (hums) ♪
- There is a specific episode that is my absolute favorite.
I hope it's the prize and not one of the Try Not
To Eat dishes. - (Marshall) The thing you say
is just pizza. - Oh. My. Gosh.
- Oh no, pizza. - First bite.
- (both) The crunch. - And marina.
- Paint with words! - Gazzola's. Yes, Gazzola's!
- This is like a Shakespeare monologue.
- (Marshall) Mozzarella! - (both) Mozzarella.
- This is slam poetry, babe. - Yeah.
- I mean, it's poetry. - I'm in love.
- (gasps) - Oh my gosh.
- Oh snap! - This a deep dish.
- (PvF) From 316 Kinzie Street... (buzzer)
- Mm. - (chiding) Sharon.
You can't even help yourself.
- Actually, you know what? I did help myself.
I helped myself to some pizza. - (PvF) From 316 Kinzie Street
in Chicago, Illinois, we've got a slice of Gazzola's
that tastes just like home.
- It's Gazzola's pizza! - How is this even possible?
- Honestly, it smells delicious! - ♪ Pizza in the morning ♪
♪ Pizza in the evening ♪ ♪ Pizza at suppertime! ♪
- I've never really eaten deep dish pizza.
- Me neither. - I can't resist.
(buzzer) - Why try?
- I've never lost one of these yet. I've literally never lost one of these
and this is really difficult. - Mozzarella.
- There she is. - How drastic a punishment
are we talking here? 'Cause I...
- You never know. I mean, it is Nicole.
- Yeah, I think I'm gonna go for it 'cause I've never really had
deep dish pizza. (buzzer)
- She's-- oh. She's doing it! (buzzer)
- Didn't Gazzola's shut down because of a rat problem?
- (PvF) It did. - What?
- Maybe I wish I knew that before I took my bite.
- Still bomb, though. Like, damn. - Pfft!
- People just keep betraying me! - I think I'm gonna say no to this.
- I'm g-- - Okay, you've said yes.
- I'm just going-- - You can't say no to this.
You've said-- - I'm just going ham.
- I'm gonna bank on the prize being a whole feast.
- (Ted) I placed duck tape on a pair of sunglasses,
so I can only see out of two tiny holes.
- He needed to construct this so he can't see the football game.
- (laughs) - Wings.
- No! You're going to get the angel wings?
- That's so cool.
- Oh my god! - Oh, no way!
- You even have the headphones. - No!
- (PvF) We've got these-- (buzzer)
- Mmm. - Shar, did you just eat something?
- (PvF) We've got the Sensory Deprivator 5000,
the perfect device to prevent you from accidentally watching
the Super Bowl whilst picking up the best buffalo wings
in New York City. - Whoa!
Hello? - Hello?
- Oh, okay. I can barely hear.
- I can smell the sauce on your breath.
- Youchie! - Yeah, I can see if I do this.
- Nope. - So, you literally can put it
right in your sights. - What did you say?!
- You can put it right in your sight! - Good thing these are on,
or steam would be like (imitates steam whistling)
- Are you eating? Is she eating? I can't tell.
- Oh, this is so good. - I'm just going to hold
this pineapple. - Like locomotion!
- How spicy are these?
(buzzer) - Mm.
- You guys got yourself on this one. I can't see it, so that means
I'm not tempted to eat it. - My depth perception
is so [censored] right now. Oh, I thought I was
gonna touch the pineapple. I did not.
- Try.
- Where-- where is it? - (snickers)
- You're holding it! - (laughs)
- Finally have some self-restraint. - Oh. Wow!
That's impressive. Okay!
- Muscle memory, baby! Muscle memory!
- (Marshall) What will I have to drink, you ask.
Minnesota Tidal Wave. - A drink?
- The Minnesota Tidal Wave! It's not the Minnesota Tidal Wave.
- (chuckles) - (Lily) A whisper of vanilla vodka
and a handful of Maraschino cherries on top.
- Maraschino cherries.
- Ooh! - Oh.
- I want a drink named after me. - The Robin
Scherbatsky. - That's what I want.
- Uh-oh. - (chuckles)
Awkward. - Oh, [censored].
- Wow, his whole world-- - Oh, Marshall!
- His whole world's crumbling right now.
- I mean... - Silly straws fix everything.
- You even got the yellow swirly straw!
- (PvF) Does it matter if you call it the Minnesota--
- (gasps) - It's rude, Sharon.
It's very rude. - Oh my god! Taste that!
- Yeah, it's good? Okay, I'll-- - Taste it! (laughs)
- (PvF) So, it doesn't matter if you call it the Minnesota Tidal Wave
or the Robin Scherbatsky, this non-girly cocktail
is absolutely delicious. - Man, if I was gonna be here all day,
this [censored] would be down. - I smell the cherries too!
- The silly straw makes it so much more tempting.
- I mean... - It's super good.
- I would bathe in this. Wouldn't you? - Oh! Yeah!
- Do you have the power to resist this?
- Not on a swirly straw! Okay. - Not on a swirly straw
with the Robin Scherbatsky? - I will pass 'cause I think
with this amount of sugar, I would ascend.
- There's masculinity oozing from that curly straw.
- Well, it's right here. The drink's got balls.
- Ha-ha! - This is one of
your favorite shows, right? - Yes.
- Like, ever. - Yes.
- You're literally given the opportunity to live...
- I know. I know. - ...THROUGH the show right now.
- Everyone always tells me that. - (PvF) It was coconut rum,
peach schnapps, vanilla vodka, strawberry creme liqueur,
cranberry juice, sugar, and Maraschino cherries.
- Now I know there's some rum in here.
- The cocktail kind of swore-- and peach schnapps, babe.
- I can't-- I'm... (buzzer)
- It's really good. - This is so good.
You really wanna try it. - I don't! I can't!
- Honestly, this is one of the best cocktails I've ever had.
- I would keep drinking this. I need to stop. (laughs)
- I'm gonna keep drinking that. - You do.
- Go, go, go, go! With the silly straw.
- (laughs) - (slurps loudly) Mm!
- Oh, she killed that. - Like nursing a sweet baby fawn.
- Good. - How do you feel?
- I'm honestly a lightweight, like such a lightweight. (laughs)
- (Judy) I'm going to let you in on a secret recipe.
- Ohhh! - (Judy) The Eriksen family
seven-layer salad. - Ooh! The seven-layer salad!
- Oh yeah, the first Thanksgiving. - Oh!
- It's all mayonnaise! - (Lily) This can't be right.
- (Judy) Oh no, dear. 16 cups.
- (laughs) - Oh, no!
- (Lily) I finished the gummy bear layer...
- "The gummy bear layers." - (PvF) You okay there, Izzy?
- No. - Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Oh my god. - (gasps)
- (PvF) From the Eriksen family cookbook,
we've got their secret seven-layer salad recipe
made with mayo, guac, bacon, carrots, cabbage, funions,
gummy bears, and potato chips. - I hate mayo,
and all these layers of mayo are really not making me
wanna try this. - I don't know, the smell
of mayonnaise, it honestly gets to me. - I will not. I will not.
- But I mean, when are you gonna have this?
- Hopefully never. (laughs) - (PvF) Aren't you just
a little bit curious? - No.
- Nooo! - What part of this is actually
a salad to you? - It's not a salad.
It's just like a mush. - I wanted to sell this
as my mayo dream, but it's really my mayo nightmare.
- That looks... (squeaks) - There's just too much mayo in here.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Marshall. I can't do this.
(buzzer)
- (PvF) How does this make you feel? - Not good.
- Is it good? No. - (chuckles)
- But... - (PvF) What's the poem you would
write for this salad? - Ahhhhh!
- There's some redeeming qualities about this.
- Meh. This is the hill I'm gonna die on.
- I may too. - (both laugh)
- (Lily) Chocolate and peanut butter and caramel on these sumbitches.
- Sumbitches, yes! - Cookies?
- Oh, those cookies, yeah. - Oh yeah.
- I love cookies. - (gasps) Sumbitches! Cookies.
- (laughs) - That's how I feel when I get home.
- Yeah. But your tupperware's full. - And the tupperware gets empty.
- Yeah. - 'Cause we've eaten it.
- (gasps) - Ohhh!
- Nice. - Ooooooh!
- Sharon, this one comes with tupperware
for you. - I know. All I need to do
is put it in my bag. - Wow, these are buttery.
- (PvF) These sumbitches are made with peanut butter,
caramel, and chocolate chips. And they are absolutely needed
for any stressful situation. - This is a stressful situation
right now. - And they're moist and kind of
crisp on the bo-- bitch. - This is the perfect blend
of cooked and gooey. (buzzer)
- Oh my god. - Wow.
- Sumbitch. - Okay. I couldn't.
- Chocolatey and caramely. - Yeah.
- Oh, that's so freakin' good! - Ooh, I love caramel cookies!
- My physical inner core is vibrating.
- This is a combination of all the greatest cookie flavors.
- This is the best. - Chocolate chip, peanut butter,
caramel. Like.. - Oh, this is worth every calorie
and every single punishment I get. - She is almost a cookie down.
- I'm having such a good time. - Yeah, actually, I'm just gonna
name this pineapple. This is Trudy now.
Trudy, would you like sumbitches? - Don't even-- don't--
I don't even wanna think about it. I'm just trying to marinate
in the good times right now. - The one thing that I've been
looking forward to has not been brought out yet.
- That was a hard one, honestly. Pizza and wings and sumbitches.
- (PvF) Congratulations, Ed and Izzy. You were able to avoid
some delicious dishes. And for that, we've got
the ultimate reward. - I really hope it's ultimate.
- (Lily) I wanna get tiny fitted sheets for this burger.
- Yeah! Season 4, episode 2, baby! My absolute favorite!
- Is it a burger? (gasps) - [Censored] yeah.
- This is it! - I forgot this ep--
- Ah, Regis Philbin! - (Regis) Hey. This is it!
- (laughs) - Took a minute.
- Oh, wait. I get more? - (gasps) I get multiple things?
HELL YEAH! - Multiple?!
- Ohhh! I get her cupcakes! - Oh, cupcakes.
- And then a cupcake to boot? - (sighs) Classic Schmosby.
- Oh, I've always wanted to try her cupcakes too.
- Wow. - She looks gorgina!
- Look at this. - (PvF) We've tracked down
the best burger in New York, hit up Veronica for her
world famous buttercup cupcakes, and of course, poured you
an ice cold brew from MacLaren's Pub. How are you feeling, Ed?
- I feel great! - It's very saucy.
- This smells very refreshing. - Ah!
- Ooh, you-- - Good thing I have a bib.
- Good thing you got your suit. - I mean, a suit.
- Season four, episode two, the best burger in New York.
I watch that episode literally every single day.
- (PvF) Unfortunately, Sharon, Julian, Jeannie, and Martine,
you were tempted. And for that, slap bet.
- What?! No! - I'm just kidding.
- No, I would do it! I would do it.
- (Barney) Dr. Stinsonheimer finally found the magic formula.
- The hangover remedy! - (Barney) He was awarded
the Bro-bel Prize. - The Bro-bel Prize.
- I aspire to win one one day.
- Yeah. - (both) The Bro-bel Prize.
- Oh my gosh! You're gonna have to drink
the hangover remedy! - It's green.
- I don't think this is gonna be that bad.
- Well, you say that, but then I look at it.
- Ah.
- (PvF) Filled with Tantrum, funions, and who knows what else lurks
in Barney Stinson's brain, we've got the Stinson
Hangover Fixer Elixir that is sure to, well,
probably make you vomit and then cure your hangover.
- Like a nice cup of boogers. - She can do that while I eat.
- Can I chase it with the beer? - (PvF) No!
- Can I chase it with-- - (PvF) NO!
- (Izzy) Water? - Can I chase it with water?
- (PvF) No! - What?!
- Yeah. See, it's a little-- oh. - Go, go, go, go!
Ooh, ooh, ooh. Already no. ♪ (drum roll) ♪
- And...go! - Mm!
Wait, are you chewing it? - Ugh!
- This is my straw. - You're gonna try it?
- Yup. - You can-- ah.
- He's also chewing it.
- What the [censored]. What the [censored] is--
what the [censored] is that? - Gross.
Gross! - I don't think it's that bad!
- Oh, it's so bad!
It tastes like apple juice dipped in feet!
- Thanks for watching this episode of People Vs. Food.
- What did you think of this Try Not To Eat Challenge?
- Let us know and let us know what else we should try
in the comments below.
- As always, make sure to like and subscribe for more.
- Bye, guys! - Bye! I'm gonna take her.
No, she's mine! - My child!
- She's mine! - Take one more drink.
- No. - Just do it.
- No. - I'll slap you.
- I'm outta here. - (laughs)